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[Andres]

All fanfics are heresy, each and every one, especially the shipping ones. Those are by far the worst

Sig la Sig.

I should also mention that I am very much anticipating the reboot of this game. I pre-reserve the rights to have my character pilot a mech with a face painted on its chest, with the callsign 'Face God'. He will also be very anti-angst, anti-weaboo, and anti-pretentious. So yeah. Reserved.

I-I don't know what that means.

I'm tempted to take over as GM if this has a chance of dying.

Or at the very least, do the combat and Smurf can just give me stuff.

Canon doesn't apply in f-

...

Honestly I've completely forgotten what we were talking about in the first place. Eh, it's probably not thay important anyways. And if this does die... I'll co-GM with you, Projeck. Simply because giant robots heck yeah.

*clacks claws*

I'm liking the sound of this. The both of you can PM me a list of the info you need.

This sounds like a reboot. New GM and everything. When that happens a new thread tends to pop up to accommodate it.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Nah, we're not rebooting, just shuffling duties around and stuff like that. I'm definitely not thinking about making a new thread, and I don't think Projeck/Elf are either.

Anyways, I've got PMs and damage formula, so... I guess we can start working on stuff? We should probably get some more organizing going though, Elf and Projeck. Even just a simple google doc so that we can all work on the combat turns and brainstorm more detailed plot junk.

[Andres]

Orite then. I'll wait until everyone's back at base then. My guy needs to talk to the blue hologram goat dude for the semi-obligatory Establishing Character Moment.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Yeah, I was going to update sometime tomorrow anyways

You're free to go do things.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Never mind then. Update tomorrow, I won't stop you. I'll do my things afterwards...

[Projeck37]

Woo for being GM. With smaller GMs

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Yeah, I was going to update sometime tomorrow anyways

You're free to go do things.

*the horde of zombies in front of smurf's house disperses*
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

[smurfingtonthethird]

Yeah, I was going to update sometime tomorrow anyways

You're free to go do things.

*the horde of zombies in front of smurf's house disperses*
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

Except you.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I wasn't there in the first place.

I was in your cabinet. Smurf-chaaaaan~

[Andres]

Spoiler: The Pilot (click to show/hide)

Name: Tano Kita (Callsign: Führer)
Age: 14 15 16, you age Nazis.
Description: A kid who does not like pretentiousness, wangst, or weaboos, Tano joined the UNMD because he got to use giant robots to punch giant monsters, aliens, and other giant robots in the face. When told that he was too young to join the military, he replied that in giant robot shows the kids were the heroes while the adults were either villains or cannon fodder. He was let in and that was the end of that. He looks a bit younger than normal because of Kaiju radiation... or he's a Saiyan.
Backstory: When he was a baby, he was involved in a car crash that killed both his parents. Only he and his older brother of two years survived. They were put in an orphanage that actually wasn't that bad and they lived a decent life there. Tano only left because, again, he wanted to punch giant monsters in the face with a giant robot. His brother's cool with it.

Spoiler: The Mecha (click to show/hide)

Name: Face God
Description: Standing at 15 metres tall, Face God is a sleekish, grey, humanoid robot with maroon stripes on its knees and sternum. Painted on its chest is the face of the fictional mecha 'Gunzar', earning it its name. Unlike most other real mecha, Tano made sure to have Face God's cockpit in the head - where a true mecha's cockpit should be. He left the standard controls in but he also had the walls be like the ones from Gurren Lagann built in because those looked and are functional and easy to use. Face God also comes equipped with some speakers to use as a backup method of communication in case the comm channels get jammed.
Face God has a semi-auto carbine rifle that sticks to his back when he's not using it. Magnets or something I guess. Same deal with his two pistols except they're on his waist. Finally, he has a sword that's stays in a sheathe strapped to the left hip when it's not in use.

Class: Medium
Speed: 3
Health: 700 health.

Equipment: [100/100]
1 Medium Range Carbine Rifle [6]
2 Close Range Pistols [8]
Nano-Edge Molecular-Sharpened Vibranium Vorpal Compressed Hyperalloy SHARP BLACK SWORD [22] DMG: 88


Predictive Plating x2 [24]

High Energy Couplings [20]
Boosted N-Way Engines [20]

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Welcome to the expy club.

[Andres]

Are you talking about the pilot or the mech? The mech's an expy of the Greapearls but I didn't intentionally make Tano an expy of anyone.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

All of it.

[Andres]

You're just saying that because I don't like you weeaboos you. But no seriously, I don't want Tano getting shipped. That's why I made him 14, gay, and made him hate everyone who angsts (everyone so far I think). But I also made him 14 just to highlight the absurdity of the situation and I also made him gay because there's plenty of lesbians and bi women in Bay12 games but hardly any gay or bi men. Diversity is most definitely needed. By extension, if my character or mech gets rejected for any reason I'll automatically assume it's because whoever's GMing this now hates gay people.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Errr.

Nobody angsts. Except Trevor. And even his angst isn't bad.