Red: Starn - Normal - Has a +1 STR War club.
Black: Greenshirt - Normal
Pink: TLMYES (now named Lucky) - Bleeding shoulder, broken rib -1 SPD, large cut on back, - Has a +3 END shield. - SERENDIPITY cooldown: 1
Purple: Beirus - Normal
--- Blue K: Tomkin - Normal
--- Red K: Ouin - Normal
Blue: Steve - Normal - Has a +1 STR pointed rock. - KILL cooldown: 3
Yellow: Gherkin - Buffed +2 all stats - 1 serving of Super Sauerkraut - SAUERKRAUT cooldown: 3
Starn - Souls: 0
DISMEMBER
Ability: Passive - When attempting to dismember a creature or person, gain in +3 STR plus x1.5 of your SKL just for during the act of dismembering.
Greenshirt - Souls: 0
PROMOTION
Ability: Passive - You get better promotions from doing as you're supposed to than the rest of the people. As such you gain a base +2 stat points from obtaining souls and extra stat points equal to your SKL. (Negative skill has no affect on this ability.)
TLMYES (now named Lucky) - Souls: 0
SERENDIPITY
Ability: Active - using your SKL and half your LCK, you end up randomly discovering something usually useful! How lucky! Has a 3 turn cooldown.
Beirus - Souls: 0
KING
Ability: Passive - Two loyal knights will follow you and obey your every command. Their stats are equal to 1/3 of your SKL.
Steve - Souls: 1
KILL
Ability: Active - Point your finger at anyone you want to kill. if you roll higher in SKL than their roll in LCK, they will die. 4 turn cooldown.
Gherkin
SAUERKRAUT
Ability: Active - Turn any human-sized or smaller inanimate object into Super Sauerkraut. Whoever eats it will gain +2 to all stats for a amount of turns equal to half of what you roll for SKL. 4 turn cooldown. Also eating more Super Sauerkraut won't stack, only reset the turns.