Red: Wubby - has an annoyingly big arm (-1 Dex) - +2 str rusty two-handed sword
Black: Greenshirt - Being blasted with the Bass Cannon (-3 All stats) - Has a magical Caduceus
Pink: Rupert - Normal
Purple: Beirus - Normal - Has a white hand grenade
--- Blue K: Tomkin - Normal - Has a +3 END shield
--- Red K: Ouin - Normal
Blue: Steve - Normal - Kill cooldown: 4 turns
Yellow: Bob - big head (-1 SPD)
WubwubWUBwubWUBWUBWUBScreeeeWubWuBWUB - Souls: 0
BASS
Ability: Active - You have the power of the Bass at your command. When this ability is activated, one of your favorite Bass heavy songs sounds forth from your body and everyone within moving distance of you will have a stat penalty of half your SKL for 2 turns. 3 turn cooldown. Feel free to link a music video whenever you use the ability and we'll say that's the song that's about to get everyone else killed.
Greenshirt - Souls: 1
PROMOTION
Ability: Passive - You get better promotions from doing as you're supposed to than the rest of the people. As such you gain a base +2 stat points from obtaining souls and extra stat points equal to one third your SKL. (Negative skill has no affect on this ability.)
Lord Rupert Downshire - Souls: 0
TEA
Ability: Passive - You gain +2 to a random stat whenever you drink tea for the amount of turns equal to your skill +1. Now... where are you even gonna get tea? This ability does not stack and replace the old buff with a new one if tea is drank before the turns are up.
Beirus - Souls: 3
KING
Ability: Passive - Two loyal knights will follow you and obey your every command. Their stats are equal to 1/3 of your SKL.
Steve - Souls: 1
KILL
Ability: Active - Point your finger at anyone you want to kill. if you roll higher in SKL than their roll in LCK, they will die. 4 turn cooldown.
Bob the Bland - Souls: 0
CHEESE
Ability: Active - For a single turn you are able to turn your body into cheese! While in this state your END gain +3 plus one third of your SKL and your wounds will be healed when going back to normal. And if you if can find enough cheese somehow and attach it to where a missing limb is, you will regain your limb. Cooldown: 3 turns.