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[Rakonas]

Been wanting to play pathfinder too, just to try my hand at the gunslinger class. One of these days!

Perhaps the next time we organize a game we can do it later so it would be morning for you?

If we have enough players who can't do such and such time a second game is always feasible.

[Gentlefish]

Heh heh. It would be fun to game for an hour or two before my morning classes.

1PM - 4PM GMT works for me tuesday/thursday. 1-3 Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

[Rakonas]

I have the same morning schedule and that's almost tempting. Not sure if it'd be a terrible idea or genius.

[Gentlefish]

Well. Haha. That's me waking up and signing on to play. I'd definitely end up grabbing food to eat and disappearing for a minute or two while I scramble some eggs or pour me a bowl of cereal.

But it'd be a hell of a way to make sure I get up for all muh classes.

[Sarzael]

Well, if you find a GM willing to play with you you can make a second game.

[Sarzael]

If everything goes right first session should be tomorrow.
Carn, can you connect a bit earlier so we can make sure everything is in order and to prepare tokens and such?

[Gentlefish]

Man, have fun guys :0 Wish I could at least spectate.

[Sarzael]

Man, have fun guys :0 Wish I could at least spectate.

If you want to spectate I see no problem with it. Ill just ask Carn.

[sebcool]

Our adventures in grappling:

Basically, our male paladin (Beric, Rabid) and our female sorceress (Araixa, Sarzael) are having a little training fight, while our ranger (Zepet, me) is the announcer/Gm in this fight They end up grappling.
It gets kinky.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Beric Ward: Is it possible to grapple or something
Araixa: the debuff
Yeah
Zepet Vernok: Yes.
You have the advantage there.
Beric Ward: I WISH I KNEW THAT EARLIER
Zepet Vernok: Got a rope?
Beric Ward: Nope.
Araixa: What?
A rope O_O?
Zepet Vernok: Well, if you pin her, you can tie her up.
Araixa: Yeah but I have almight GREASE.
Zepet Vernok: You can't back away further.
Araixa: I can cast it over my armor and good luck with your grapple then.
Beric Ward: So.
Araixa: ...
Well
Lets assume
that each stair
is 10 ft?
of height?
Zepet Vernok: . . .
Beric Ward: what
Zepet Vernok: No.
Araixa: How much height is each stair then?
Zepet Vernok: There's a gate.
For gods sake, if it's 5 ft tall and 5 ft wide, it's still 5 ft wide.
Beric has a height advantage.
Beric Ward: I do?
Araixa: So what are you gonna do?
Beric Ward: Grab your face.
You don't have armor ON YOUR FACE
Zepet Vernok: . . .
Araixa: I do.
Mage Armor.
Beric Ward: ....
Zepet Vernok: Just grapple like a normal person.

...

Araixa: He gets the -4 tho
right?
Zepet Vernok: He grabs your leg and pulls you down.
Not much penalty in that.
Beric Ward:
rolling 1d20+4
(
8
)
+4
=
12
gimme dat leg
grabbygrabbyhands
Zepet Vernok: You're now both grppled.
Araixa: You get a -4 modfifier
for being in the floor tho
no?
Zepet Vernok: He just pulled you down.
Araixa: Oh well then...
Araixa attempts to punch him on the stomach.
Zepet Vernok: The penalty only applies for attack rolls.
Araixa:
rolling 1d20+1-4
(
18
)
+1-4
=
15
your AC is 12
Beric Ward: ?
Araixa: -4 for being in the ground too
right?
Zepet Vernok: . . .
Araixa: to AC.
Zepet Vernok: No
Because you're on the ground.
You're wrestling.
Kinky. . .
Beric Ward: Shut up shut up I'm a paladin damnit
Araixa: Do I get a minus modifier to the Attack roll then?
Zepet Vernok: It's basically null.
He's on the ground, you're on the ground.
It balances out.

Later. . .

Beric Ward: All the parents in the stadium have covered their children's eyes.
Zepet Vernok: Mothers are advised to leave the arena with their children. It's getting dirty!
Araixa: Araixa's Escape Artist check: 18
Fairly sure thats an escape.
So im only grappled now, right?
Zepet Vernok: Lesse. . . CMD 10+1+4?
Yeah.
Araixa: As a sorcerer I dont usually see myself grappled or grappling anyone so yeah.
I dont know a lot.
Is it a standard action?
Zepet Vernok: Yeah.
They're all standard.
Araixa: Well his turn now.
Beric Ward: I wonder if I can strangle her.
Araixa: Nope.
Not by normal combat maneuvers, anyways.
Zepet Vernok: Strangulation is not modeled, i think.

Even later. . .

Zepet Vernok: This is domestic violence of the most despicable sort.
Araixa: You deal me 1 point of damage.
Beric Ward: It's not domestic violence if I don't know her!
Araixa: Screw AoO.
Sebcool: You hear shouts and jeers from the crowd.
Araixa casts Grease over her own armor.
Beric Ward: DAMNIT
Sebcool: . . .
Ahem.
Beric Ward: WOMAN CAN YOU NOT
Sebcool: Rolls.
More rolls.
Araixa:
rolling 1d20+4
(
13
)
+4
=
17
Hits (Barely)
rolling 1d3
(
2
)
=
2
Deals me 2 damage.
Making this faster.
Araixa's Escape Artist check: 28
Beric Ward: Give me a second to set appropriate battle music
JESUS
Araixa: I rolled a 18
and got a +10
due to Grease bonus.
Sebcool: You do know that you need to pass a concentration check to use magic.
Araixa: Araixa's Sorcerer caster level check: 4
Nvm thats Caster Level.
Araixa's Concentration check: 14
There,
Sebcool: Lessee
DC10+grapplerCMB+spell level
That's 15, if you're generous.
. . . No

Oh lord. . .

Araixa: Araixa's Escape Artist check: 20
Zepet Vernok: 1 hp left.
Araixa: I break grapple.
Zepet Vernok: . . .
What?
Beric Ward: fuck yo grapple
Araixa: And stand up.
Zepet Vernok: Why don't you turn it around?
Araixa: Hmm.
Zepet Vernok: So you're the grappler.
Araixa: Alright.
Ill do that.
Zepet Vernok: Otherwise, he can just punch you.
Araixa: WHOS THE GRAPPLER NOW?
Zepet Vernok: "She's a feisty one!"
Sebcool: The crowd cheers in delight.
Beric Ward: Shut the FUCK UP I am TRYING to win a FIGHT
Araixa: Your turn Beric.
Beric Ward: I AM DOING THIS FOR THE GLORY OF MY SHEEP
Am I grappled?
Araixa: Yes.
Sebcool: Yes.
Beric Ward: Damn.
Sebcool: Someone in the crowd shouts: "Rip her clothes off!"
Beric Ward: N-NO I'M A PALADIN
Araixa does a Death Glare to the crowd.

. . .

Araixa: Do you know... I just casted a spell at you that will make you and your ram explode if you hit me once more?
Araixa's Bluff check: 28
Sebcool: . . .
Beric Ward: ....
Sebcool: Genius.
Beric Ward: Fucking.
Bluffs.
Sebcool: You can use a perception. . .
Araixa: -5 to bluff for being a rather *ehem* lie.
You gotta roll Sense Motive.
Beric Ward: Beric Ward's Sense Motive check: 13
Araixa: I win.
So now be quiet unless you want your dear ram to die too!
Beric Ward: But....
Zepet Vernok: What is this? The paladin has stopped!
Araixa: If you die here, atleast your ram will live a happy life in the sea dimension.
Sebcool: The crowd roars,
Beric Ward: In the where?
Zepet Vernok: Maybe they truly love eachother after all!
Beric Ward: ...........
Sooooo can I go get my hammer and hit the announcer
Sebcool: "Aaaaaaw," the people say in unison
Beric Ward: WILL YOU FUCKING SHUT UP WE ARE NOT DATING
Zepet Vernok: I think we shall cancel the fight!
To celebrate these new lovers!
Sebcool: The crowd cheers.
Beric Ward: NO
Zepet Vernok: Guards! Open the gates!
Beric Ward: LOOK IF I PUNCH HER ONE MORE TIME WILL YOU SAY WE'RE NOT DATING
BECAUSE WE ARE NOT
Zepet Vernok: You're just being a little rough.
Girls love that.
Beric Ward: I- What?
Sebcool: The gates open, and suddenly the Wedding March starts playing.
Beric Ward: ....
It's in my vow, I.. I can't marry. The fuck.
Zepet Vernok: Now. Let's get these two lovers a room.
Beric Ward: NO.
NO WE ARE NOT- NO.
Sebcool: The crowd cheers, and rushes to carry the two of you two a private room in a nearby inn.
Beric Ward: I LEFT MY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMERRRRRRR
Sebcool: *What have I done?*
Zepet Vernok: Ah. I love my job.
Beric Ward: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sebcool: And so, the two lovers lived happily ever after.
Or so we hope.
The end.
Beric Ward: In secret, Araixa was scooted out of the inn's window.
Sebcool: What happened to the couple is never truly known. But no matter what, they are certainly both alive and happy.
Beric Ward: Araixa died of her wounds two hours later, and Beric was forever scarred mentally.
Not to mention ejected from the church for "breaking" his vow.
Sebcool: Zepet the Announcer continued his life as the arena's announcer, until he was one day hit over the head.
With a hammer.
The suspect was nevver found.

Araixa: Back.
The hell...
Beric Ward: We're married now.
:3

Chat log (dunno if you can read it): https://app.roll20.net/campaigns/chatarchive/538737

Edit: Added a another snippet from the log.

[Sarzael]

Yeah, I went away for 5 minutes and come back to find THAT happened. (I play Araixa)
The charisma 20 didnt play out in my favour this time.

By the way, I was owning that Paladin. (And no, this isnt part of the game, just a combat test we did. Carn wasnt even online then)

[Gentlefish]

Man one of these days I'm building a Goliath Bear Totem Barbarian 1 / fighter x

Simply for the grapple. He'd go into combat with his Large battleaxe and dive immediately into grapple, shutting down any spellcaster.

[Sarzael]

Man one of these days I'm building a Goliath Bear Totem Barbarian 1 / fighter x

Simply for the grapple. He'd go into combat with his Large battleaxe and dive immediately into grapple, shutting down any spellcaster.

That was the plan of the paladin... Until I casted Grease on his hammer. You can see how that turned out.

[sebcool]

The sorcerer is a better shot than me. . .

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Zepet Vernok bows
Zepet Vernok starts singing.
Zepet Vernok starts singing louder
Araixa fires a bolt toward Zepet shouting ´´Shut up!´´
Zepet Vernok:
rolling 1d20
(
20
)
=
20
Critical.
Araixa: The hell are you rolling.
Zepet Vernok: Attack
Sebcool:
rolling 1d12
(
10
)
=
10
30 damage
Araixa is attacking Zepet Vernok with Light Crossbow!
Araixa: Attack Result: 7
(Needs at least 21 to crit.)
Damage Result: 7
Crit: 19/x2
Crit Confirm: 15
Crit Damage: +9
Araixa: Type: Piercing
Notes:
Sebcool: Instant dead.
. . .
That first shot just instantly killed me.


Twice. This is at the start of the kink-battle:


Zepet Vernok: Prove it in the field of battle!
Defend his honor.
Beric Ward: you want me to defend the honor of my sheep
Zepet Vernok: Yes.
Beric Ward: Oh, okay then.
Zepet Vernok: Well, ram.
Araixa: Well, are you gonna fight, coward?
Beric Ward: Sure, honor's cool
Zepet Vernok: This is a bettol duel.
The combatants are to fight to the death.
Araixa You over there, shut up!
Araixa Fires a bolt at him.
Beric Ward: Is that supposed to happen in duels
Araixa is attacking Zepet Vernok with Light Crossbow!
Araixa: Attack Result: 27
(Needs at least 26 to crit.)
Damage Result: 13
Crit: 19/x2
Crit Confirm: 20
Crit Damage: +11
Araixa: Type: Piercing
Notes:
...
The hell
Thats ridilicious
Zepet Vernok takes a bolt to the face.
Araixa: You just got owned so hard.
Zepet Vernok falls unconscious.
Araixa: You took 24 damage.
Beric Ward: I WIN
Araixa: You arent unsconscious
You are DEAD.
Beric Ward: MY RAM'S HONOR IS DEFENDED
WOO
Zepet Vernok is dead.
Beric Ward: Uh
Shit is he okay
Araixa: Your ram will be my breakfast if you dont defeat me!
Beric Ward: SHUT UP HE'S NICE
Sebcool: Oh god.
I can't breahe.
Araixa: Prove it! Prove how nice your ram is by fighting me!
Beric Ward: WELL MAYBE I WILL.
Zepet Vernok gets resurrected by the arena's cleric.
Araixa: Well maybe you are just a loser who cant even defend the honor of his ram!
Zepet Vernok: Right, who did that?
Beric Ward: HEY FUCK YOU, BUDDY.
Zepet Vernok: I'm not your buddy, buddy.
Araixa: Buddy sounds wrong when applied to a woman.
Sebcool: I like big Budds and I cannot lie.
*joking 

[Neonivek]

By the by strangulation is in there... but unless you have a strangulation ability it is pretty dang useless because the person your grappling has a pretty good chance of eventually breaking out.

[sebcool]

The first session is starting in 20 minutes. We still need Rabid and Andrea.

Edit: Also, fuck time zones.

Double edit: Spent the entire session fighting a wererat and its herd of demonic deer. Me and Sarz climbed up on a ledge and shot at 'em from above, while Rabid soloed the whole group. The wererat got hit with about 60 hp worth of damage, but only took a tenth of that. Rabid eventually beat it to near death, and I prevented it from regenerating by throwing a torch into a puddle of grease, Sarz had thrown at it earlier, setting it on fire. Rabid then finally finished it off with his hammer.