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[Sarrak]

My pinkie! You bastard! I'll drink you dry vampire-style!

[SaberToothTiger]

Sneak up to IcyTea and puke in his face!

[Meme]

Declare Commune the Revolutionary State of Potatoia to rally more to my cause!

[Yourmaster]

Turn into a super saiyain out of rage from my idea being impossible.

[IcyTea31]

Offhand Backhand Stinky Stan. Retry shearing Kashak, and step on Salsacookies to crumble them. You're turning my stylish serial killing into a brutish mass murder! Stop it!

[Salsacookies]

Climb up a wall

[Sinlessmoon]

Use my power of scanning to scan for anything useful for warp sacrifices in the cave

[2]: You look around the caves to try and find something... You sense something through a rock wall.

My pinkie! You bastard! I'll drink you dry vampire-style!

[3 vs. 3]: You attempt to latch onto That guy who's totally not a serial killer but he dodges away before you can do so!

Sneak up to IcyTea and puke in his face!

[3-1 vs. 3]: You get close enough to him, you quickly notice his arm raising and you dodge back while vomitting up a little bit of blood, but that's it.

Declare Commune the Revolutionary State of Potatoia to rally more to my cause!

[1]: They don't seem that impressed by you're speeches... There's another challenger attempting to take control of the Revolution!

Turn into a super saiyain out of rage from my idea being impossible.

[5]: SUPER SAIYAIN MODE INITIATED!

Retry shearing Kashak, and step on Salsacookies to crumble them. You're turning my stylish serial killing into a brutish mass murder! Stop it!

[6 vs 4 vs 4]: Kashak attempts to dodge away... but you shear his head off!

Salsacookie gets stepped on! He's a little bit crumbled!

Climb up a wall

[3+1]: You got crumbled! But you manage to scurry up a wall high enough not to be attacked by anything unless they climb as well!

[SaberToothTiger]

Bash the guy with the shears in the head with my bottle and knock him out!

[IcyTea31]

Parry and riposte. Slice Stinky Stan's throat open.

[Yourmaster]

turn the cavern to ash with a destructo disk

[Meme]

Destroy all those who try to stop me from leading our glorious Potato Revolution

[poketwo]

Get some of my Chaos space marine forces down to the mysterious cave.

[Salsacookies]

Cast mass AOE Garlic Stink

[Sinlessmoon]

Bash the guy with the shears in the head with my bottle and knock him out!

[4-1 vs. 3]: You completely miss him and he misses you!

Parry and riposte. Slice Stinky Stan's throat open.

[2 vs. 6-1]: When you counter-attack you left yourself open! Stinky Stan manages to bash your face! You drop your sheers!

turn the cavern to ash with a destructo disk

[5]: You begin setting up the destructo disk! 2 turns left until the cavern is reduced to ashes!

Destroy all those who try to stop me from leading our glorious Potato Revolution

[3 vs. 2]: You, just barely destroyed your rival! You are now in full control of the potato army!

Get some of my Chaos space marine forces down to the mysterious cave.

[3]: CHAOS MARINES! ROLL OUT! About a dozen or so Chaos marines descend into the cavern!

Cast mass AOE Garlic Stink

Attempt: [3], two people nearby! Stinky Stan and Yourmaster! [4 vs. 6 vs. 3]: Stinky Stan waves it back at you completely overpowering your senses knocking you out for a turn!, Yourmaster inhales some and is wounded! -1 to dice rolls!

[IcyTea31]

Use the momentum of the bash to rotate my body and perform a backflip double scissor kick. If Stan gets staggered/stunned/etc., grab my shears while I have the chance.