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Author Topic: Roll to adventure (5/8)  (Read 13121 times)

Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Roll to adventure (5/8)
« Reply #75 on: September 27, 2014, 04:40:12 pm »

"You're in the butcher's place, he had a habit of kidnapping people and cutting them up, thankfully I managed to stop him from selling you as mystery meat, though I didn't have much time to stop him, which is why he's dead."

[4]
He looks at the dead butcher in disgust but notices the note,"What's with the paper?"
Trying to hold back from vomiting at the disgusting sight
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Re: Roll to adventure (5/8)
« Reply #76 on: September 27, 2014, 05:17:59 pm »

And after many hours of talking, he had enough.

Roundhouse kick Dr. Cider in the face.
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Re: Roll to adventure (5/8)
« Reply #77 on: September 27, 2014, 05:35:53 pm »

Pick up the paper and hand it to him.

"Alright alright, I wanted to take the glory for myself, but what I was really investigating this guy due to the rumors and I eventually found him dead here with you lying on the floor, I know what I was said earlier wasn't a good thing but it's really hard to be popular, you know?"
[3]
He looks at you like your an idiot,"Do you really expect me to beleive this bull crap?"

And after many hours of talking, he had enough.

Roundhouse kick Dr. Cider in the face.
[4]
You dislocate his jaw and throw him to the ground. He gets back up, spits out a couple teeth and draws his sword
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Re: Roll to adventure (5/8)
« Reply #78 on: September 27, 2014, 06:05:55 pm »

Draw my Claymore, shatter his sword by striking at the hilt.
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Re: Roll to adventure (5/8)
« Reply #79 on: September 27, 2014, 06:16:08 pm »

Draw my Claymore, shatter his sword by striking at the hilt.
[2]
You miss and accidentaly cut both his arms off at the elbows
He falls over screaming in pain swing his arm nubs around spraying blood all over the place
A few guards aproach you
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Re: Roll to adventure (5/8)
« Reply #80 on: September 27, 2014, 07:06:27 pm »

Put my Claymore into lower-guard position.

"How about I just leave the town and get out of your hair?"
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Re: Roll to adventure (5/8)
« Reply #81 on: September 27, 2014, 07:09:02 pm »

Put my Claymore into lower-guard position.

"How about I just leave the town and get out of your hair?"
[6]
Guard:"Ha! We don't care about that idiot, but you do need to be punished. You're gonna have to pay the town one Ragnar and help out those argonians, they look like they need help.
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Re: Roll to adventure (5/8)
« Reply #82 on: September 27, 2014, 07:14:47 pm »

Return to camp from my successful banditry. Sell all the loot, and buy a suit of armour covered in spikes.
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Re: Roll to adventure (5/8)
« Reply #83 on: September 27, 2014, 07:38:06 pm »

Toss a Ragnar to the guard.

"Alright, I'll help them."

"I'm on it. And this guy too! He's my sidekick-Genvalur the Hard Hitting Mobile Warrior. We're brothers. Different mothers. Working together for years.

Only just then does Genvalur notice his new friend is spouting complete nonsense.

"What are you going on about? I only met you today, and unless you suddenly turned into a Half-Elf I can't see how we can possibly be related, and lastly, I am not your sidekick."
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Re: Roll to adventure (5/8)
« Reply #84 on: September 27, 2014, 07:41:29 pm »

Return to camp from my successful banditry. Sell all the loot, and buy a suit of armour covered in spikes.
[6]
You sell the loot and buy what you want. You are now known as Spike the chieftant of the camp assigned you and your band of warriors to go on border patrol for the tribe lands"

Toss a Ragnar to the guard.

"Alright, I'll help them."

"I'm on it. And this guy too! He's my sidekick-Genvalur the Hard Hitting Mobile Warrior. We're brothers. Different mothers. Working together for years.

Only just then does Genvalur notice his new friend is spouting complete nonsense.

"What are you going on about? I only met you today, and unless you suddenly turned into a Half-Elf I can't see how we can possibly be related, and lastly, I am not your sidekick."

(I'll just let you and Dwarmin talk everything out)
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Re: Roll to adventure (5/8)
« Reply #85 on: September 27, 2014, 09:29:57 pm »

"Well, I did, but I'll just hand you the truth then, I confronted him about the meat rumors and he basically told me that he'd cut up anyone that came his way, so I whacked you on the head and carted you here to see if he was serious, he was, so I killed him and wrote that note, happy now? You'll probably want to press charges against me but I'll be out of your fur soon regardless."

Oh heck no you'll have me around quite longer you see. I need to get out of this **** hole and you're my scape goat
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Re: Roll to adventure (5/8)
« Reply #86 on: September 27, 2014, 11:07:44 pm »

Touch his feet with the end of my staff, intending to freeze him to the floor.
"What do you mean? You'll say that I killed him and was going to take you out as well? That won't get you anything more then a pat on the back."
He stands up and shakes the ice off his paw fur, it'll take more than threats to get rid of me, you want criminal underground? Help me get to the city south of here and my uncle can get you all the criminal underground you want. And I can finaly get out of this slavery of a job at the potions shop, freaking idiot of a boss was yelling at me to go kill an imp, all that was there were broken bottles and a fallen shelf. I think he just breathed in too many fumes
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Re: Roll to adventure (5/8)
« Reply #87 on: September 27, 2014, 11:22:47 pm »

"Probably, it's a deal then, I'll search for a way to travel there."
Why search when you just need to take the south road?
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Re: Roll to adventure (5/8)
« Reply #88 on: September 28, 2014, 12:13:08 am »

"What I meant was, "I'll search for a way to travel there without being murdered by bandits or monsters." Now if you'll excuse me."

Look for a caravan that's heading south.
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Just your luck there is a caravan that is preparing to leave, if only it weren't a bunch of dwarves who don't like outsiders
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Re: Roll to adventure (5/8)
« Reply #89 on: September 28, 2014, 12:27:23 pm »

((Oops, wrong colour.))

Offer the Dwarves some Ragnars in exchange for being able to join them, regardless of what they say, join them anyway.
[6]
You aproach the dwarves with a few Ragnar's that you got out of the butcher shop
One empathetic dwarf notices the two minority characters (you and the Kahjiit) he waves off your hand that is offering money and says,"This is my band of misfits, they were booted from their mountain home for having no 'useful skills' we are going around the towns in this region looking for misfits and taking them under our wing and escorting them to where they need be"
(You both are accepted to the caravan free of charge)
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