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[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

"Now then, tell me the interesting local info before I do to you what I did your friend."

Another sketchy fellow,"they say the local butcher don't use chicken in his dumplings if you know what I mean"

[blazing glory]

Desmond thought he could debauch a lot better than this, munching on sausages and watered down apple wine. Sigh.

"...humm, bandits, ay! Whats the going rate? Any good bounty on them? I hear Ugnar the Unctuous was unpleasantly, though politely, robbing merchants as of late. And Randalf the Rampacious got TWO axes, and he's twice as mean. Demeter the Devilish was just released from prison...on good behavior..

Lots of alliterate bandits around lately, s'all I'm saying."

"You, you look like the adventuring type, come with me."

Go out of the meeting hall and into the wilderness.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Desmond thought he could debauch a lot better than this, munching on sausages and watered down apple wine. Sigh.

"...humm, bandits, ay! Whats the going rate? Any good bounty on them? I hear Ugnar the Unctuous was unpleasantly, though politely, robbing merchants as of late. And Randalf the Rampacious got TWO axes, and he's twice as mean. Demeter the Devilish was just released from prison...on good behavior..

Lots of alliterate bandits around lately, s'all I'm saying."

"You, you look like the adventuring type, come with me."

Go out of the meeting hall and into the wilderness.

Will wait for Dwarmin reply

"Uh huh, anything on the local gangs?"

Well I'm not sure if you would call this gathering of rascals a gang but ya there isn't much gang activity here, plenty 'o bandits down the trade roads"

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

"Well, thanks."

Walk outside and enter the butcher's place.

You walk out and see the guard give you a thumbs up on the way out

You enter the butcher shop and see that the butcher is using a giant clever to chop up a beef shank, "What do you want sir?"

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

"I've heard that you don't use chicken in your dumplings, now I may be no butcher but meat for non-chicken dumplings is pretty hard to come by legally, so if you'll just hand me a knife I'll help acquire some of that meat for you."

Give him an exaggerated smile.

"Who tell you that, was is sly that little. He'll end up in that cooking lot one day I tell ya"
Hands you a long cleaver
"Here you want work go out of town and kill a Kajhiit, they have the best meat"

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

"Thank you, I'll return with some "Chicken" meat."

Leave and snoop around the dark alleyways for a Kajhiit.

[2]
You find a Kahjiit but it's a crowded alley

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Use my power over Ice to fog up the alley with Mist, making it difficult to see, then hack off the Kajhiit's head.

[4]
The alley gets misted over
You swing the cleaver and you hear the Kahjiit scream out in pain
The cleaver sinks into another bystander

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Coat the Kajhiit in Frost and haul the body into the butcher's place via the back door.

[1]
You shoot a blast of ice in his direction but in the blinding mist you miss and freeze a random bystander
You can hear town guards headed your way

[NAV]

Achieve dominance of the group.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Just outright grab the Kajhiit body and quickly run into the butcher's building, if someone is about to see me then drop the body and point somewhere saying "He went that way."

[4]
You grab the Kahjiit and start running for the shop
You see the guards coming down the alley, you yell,"I'm getting him to a medic. The man went thaterways direction" pointing down a random alley
You get to the butcher shop and find that the Kahjiit was knocked out in the process of getting cut and actualy didn't get cut at all but instead slapped with the cleaver hard enough to actualy knock him out


The butcher looks at you,"I didn't think you would actualy do that!"

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Achieve dominance of the group.

[6]
After bragging and boasting you manage to get the group to be fully loyal to your commands

"What? Why not? It's perfectly reasonable, anyway, we wouldn't want your business to go under now would we? But I think you should start lying low for a little while, after all, I had learnt of your not too legal work from some sketchy fellows in the tavern."

"Lay low? HA! This town could barely give two rags (short for Ragnar's) about these fluffy dirt balls"
You notice that the butcher is a high elf

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

"The guards seemed to have different views on that, but nevermind, I need to get in touch with some important people, do you happen to know of anyone corruptible that has a fairly large amount of political power? Or, you know, anyone with ties to the criminal underworld?"

"Ha, are you serious! Ain't no body getting to a political power house from here!"

[NAV]

Go pillage a village.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Go pillage a village.

[3]
You find a high elf camp along the road and ransack it killing most of the innocents that lived there. Your group found some nice elf armor, if only orcs weren't build heavier than elves. Your pack animals are full of loot and your main camp/ trading post is only a few miles away

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

"I am deadly serious, as you can see what I did with that kajhiit, but if you can't direct me anywhere then I'll just ask someone else."

"Aye kid, you're at the wrong place for information and makin' empty threats boy'o"