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Is this getting too complicated?

Yes.
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No.
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IT'S NOT COMPLICATED ENOUGH.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #60 on: October 13, 2014, 06:34:18 pm »
ACCIDENTALLY POSTED SOMEHOW. ACTUAL TURN WILL BE POSTED SHORTLY.
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Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #61 on: October 13, 2014, 08:46:27 pm »
With my shovel, begin digging trenches to protect home from goblins!

Screw responsibility! Grind on small creatures to gain xp in shovel combat
« Last Edit: October 13, 2014, 08:49:41 pm by Nidilap »
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

masked_krusader

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #62 on: October 14, 2014, 01:03:57 pm »
Join the party.
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Quote from: kaijyuu  on March 23, 2013, 11:40:26 pm
People just be cray cray, yo.
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I don't really expect to die from appendicitis after surviving the apocalypse.
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I’m not Shakerag!
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bigjaredmonkey

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #63 on: October 14, 2014, 01:53:02 pm »
Screw you all, i'm going to build the third dungeon. you need the keys from the first and second dungeon to enter it.
the first and second dungeon has yet to be designed.
« Last Edit: October 14, 2014, 09:57:59 pm by bigjaredmonkey »
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This is a birch door. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. On the item is an image of ravens in birch.
Noob fortress, a succession game for noobs.
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Parsely

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #64 on: October 14, 2014, 03:37:47 pm »
Set off on a journey in my battlemech.
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Aseaheru

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #65 on: October 14, 2014, 04:21:22 pm »
Quote from: Elephant Parade on October 13, 2014, 06:34:18 pm
ACCIDENTALLY POSTED SOMEHOW. ACTUAL TURN WILL BE POSTED SHORTLY.
LIES
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Orange Wizard

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #66 on: October 14, 2014, 09:38:19 pm »
STAB THE GM

DEMAND THAT HE UPDATE
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #67 on: October 15, 2014, 01:29:16 pm »
bump intensifies
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #68 on: October 16, 2014, 02:28:34 pm »
*bumps thread
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Elephant Parade

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #69 on: October 18, 2014, 01:26:57 am »
PLAYER TURNS
Quote from: Migue5356 on October 12, 2014, 12:38:05 am
GET A WEAPON SO THAT I CAN ACTUALLY KILL STUFF
(3)YOU FIND A [RUSTY SHOVEL].

Quote from: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on October 12, 2014, 12:52:08 am
Somehow obtain armor that does not in anyway decrease my healing capabilities and protects me at the same time from attacks at the same time.
(6)YOU FIND THE ROBE OF THE PACIFIST.

IT IMPROVES YOUR ARMOUR AND DOESN'T AFFECT HEALING, BUT IT PREVENTS YOU FROM TAKING ANY OFFENSIVE ACTION EVER.

HAVE FUN FIGHTING BOSSES!

Quote from: Ambidextrous on October 12, 2014, 12:58:54 am
BECOME SHEEP SUMMONER. SUMMON LEGIONS OF SHEEP MINIONS.
(6)SUCCESS

HOWEVER, YOU SUMMON TOO MANY SHEEP. THEY BREAK FREE OF YOUR CONTROL AND ESTABLISH A DEMOCRATIC STATE.

YOU FEAR THAT IT MAY SOON GO TO WAR WITH THE HUMAN REALM.

Quote from: Beirus on October 12, 2014, 01:53:02 am
Go on side quest to obtain Class-specific Weapon of Infinity+1
(4)YOU BEGIN THE FIRST QUEST IN THE 10-QUEST CHAIN.

YOU MUST TRAIN 5 HEROES UP TO LV. 5.

Quote from: Sarrak on October 12, 2014, 06:22:13 am
Propose a HOLY QUEST for an army of newly converted orc paladins: find that damn LORD OF EVIL and...CONVERT HIM!
(6)YOUR GOD MISINTERPRETS THE SITUATION AS YOU JOINING FORCES WITH THE ORCS TO BECOME THE NEW DARK LORD

YOU ARE SMITTEN FOR ABANDONING YOUR FAITH

YOU DIE

Quote from: poketwo on October 12, 2014, 09:46:27 am
MORE GRINDING
(1)THE MONSTERS GRIND YOU. MONSTER ARMY HAS LEVELLED UP!

Quote from: Aseaheru on October 12, 2014, 10:16:05 am
New clone time. Because automatic backups FTW.
New pod too.
(5)SUCCESS. YOU CREATE A SELF-REPLICATING CLONE POD.

Quote from: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on October 12, 2014, 10:46:09 am
Win the affection of the most beautiful princess at ye ol' jousting tourney
(1)WHILE YOU TRY TO WIN THE AFFECTION OF THE PRINCESS, ANOTHER ENTRANT STABS YOU. OOPS. YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE FOCUSED ON THE ACTUAL TOURNEY.

Quote from: Nidilap on October 13, 2014, 08:46:27 pm
With my shovel, begin digging trenches to protect home from goblins!

Screw responsibility! Grind on small creatures to gain xp in shovel combat
(1)YOUR SHOVEL SHATTERS WHEN YOU TRY TO STRIKE AN ENEMY. ONE OF THE PIECES FLIES INTO YOUR EYE, WHICH AUTOMATICALLY GAINS AN EYEPATCH. YOU ARE NOW A PIRATE.

Quote from: masked_krusader on October 14, 2014, 01:03:57 pm
Join the party.
(5)SUCCESS. YOU EVEN REMEMBER TO PICK A CLASS.

Quote from: bigjaredmonkey on October 14, 2014, 01:53:02 pm
Screw you all, i'm going to build the third dungeon. you need the keys from the first and second dungeon to enter it.
the first and second dungeon has yet to be designed.
[HAS -> HAVE]
(5)YOU BUILD AN ENTIRE DUNGEON. IT'S PRETTY MUCH EMPTY AT THE MOMENT, THOUGH.

Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on October 14, 2014, 03:37:47 pm
Set off on a journey in my battlemech.
(5)YOU DECIDE TO JOURNEY TO THE TOWER OF PLOT REVELATIONS.

Quote from: Orange Wizard on October 14, 2014, 09:38:19 pm
STAB THE GM

DEMAND THAT HE UPDATE
(5)YOU THROW A KNIFE. MIRACULOUSLY, IT FLIES ACROSS THE WORLD AND STRIKES THE BONUS BOSS. OW. +10% XP.

NATION TURNS
TURN ORDER: HERO NATION -> SHEEP NATION

[6]THE HERO NATION SPENDS A LOT OF MONEY TRAINING MORE TROOPS. LIKE, A LOT OF MONEY.
[+1000 TROOPS]
[FINANCIAL STRAIN]

[1]THE SHEEP NATION ATTEMPTS TO HOLD ITS FIRST ELECTION. UNFORTUNATELY, NOBODY HAS ARMS, SO VOTES CAN'T BE RECORDED PROPERLY.
[ANARCHY]

THE MONSTERS AREN'T ORGANIZED ENOUGH TO GET A TURN!

STATUS
Spoiler: PARTY STATUS (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: NATION STATUS (click to show/hide)
(POLITICAL MAP INCOMING)
« Last Edit: October 18, 2014, 02:05:01 am by Elephant Parade »
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Parsely

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #70 on: October 18, 2014, 01:54:42 am »
Smash through the front door of the tower.
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Migue5356

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #71 on: October 18, 2014, 01:55:17 am »
ALLY WITH THE SHEEP NATION, BECOME SUPER PRESIDENT MAYOR
ALSO WHY DIDN'T I GET A ROLL
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]hi guys,im back, who was missing me?

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Y-you know. I'm just going to leave. You've all managed to thoroughly horrify me...

Sarrak

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #72 on: October 18, 2014, 01:57:31 am »
What? But... Err... Introduce a complaint to my god's office in the afterlife! Receive a decent place in the heaven, at least!
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Quote from: Urist McVoyager on October 01, 2015, 09:11:16 pm
Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

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Elephant Parade

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #73 on: October 18, 2014, 02:04:47 am »
Quote from: Migue5356 on October 18, 2014, 01:55:17 am
ALLY WITH THE SHEEP NATION, BECOME SUPER PRESIDENT MAYOR
ALSO WHY DIDN'T I GET A ROLL
UH

I'M PRETTY SURE YOU ROLLED A 3

LET ME EDIT THAT
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Orange Wizard

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #74 on: October 18, 2014, 02:15:46 am »
BECOME LORD OF NEW ZEALAND SHEEP NATION
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.
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