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IT'S NOT COMPLICATED ENOUGH.

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Total Members Voted: 5

[Lyeos]

Locate a flute. Or guitar. Or sitar. Or saxophone. Some kind of instrument. I don't even know.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Get flying antelope pet for traveling ease and comfort

[Elephant Parade]

SEARCH FOR SECRET TORCH LEVERS IN THE EMPTY FIELD

(1)YOU CAN'T FIND ANY. IRRITATED, YOU DECIDE TO MAKE YOUR OWN. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU ONLY GET AS FAR AS LIGHTING A TORCH BEFORE YOU ACCIDENTALLY SET THE FIELD ON FIRE.

[-10 HP]
[DEBUFF: ON FIRE]

GET AWESOME EPIC EQUIPMENT

(2)YOU'RE NOT SURE WHERE TO GET IT FROM.

You are disappoint. O was expecting something more interesting, very well, time to get stuckin.
Quit watching from post, instead descend from orbit in a drop-craft, perhaps landing on that bonus-boss someone mentioned.

(1)YOUR SPACESHIP EXPLODES BEFORE YOU CAN DESCEND. YOU ARE SENT FLYING INTO SPACE, WHERE YOU DIE.

Go get a badass class for this quest.

(4)YOU ASSEMBLE A CLAN. IT CONSISTS OF YOU, A WIZARD, AND A FIGHTER.

Be an evil wizard. Who must defeat demon wizard-king to become one himself!

(1)AS A PALADIN, THE VERY THOUGHT OF DOING SOMETHING EVIL IS PAINFUL.

[-5 HP]

Another of EP's games. Well...

BURN EVERYTHING BETWEEN ME AND THE DEMON WIZARD DOUCHEBAG

(6)YOU SET MOST OF THE WORLD ON FIRE.

YOU ARE BANNED FOR GRIEFING.

Become sentient loot

(2)YOU FAIL. TRY AGAIN.

FINE, BE PALADIN OF THE ELDIRITCH PRO-4CHAN COMMUNIST GOD SCIZOR!

(4)SUCCESS

ALSO, THAT'S AN ODDLY SPECIFIC GOD

Locate a flute. Or guitar. Or sitar. Or saxophone. Some kind of instrument. I don't even know.

(6)YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, SO YOU PICK A RANDOM THING UP. UPON CONSULTING A LOCAL BARD, YOU FIND OUT THAT IT'S ACTUALLY A SWORD. OOPS. TOO LATE TO CHANGE CLASS NOW!

Get flying antelope pet for traveling ease and comfort

(4)SUCCESS.

Spoiler: PARTY STATUS (click to show/hide)

REMUTHRA: ELEPHANT HUNTER LV. 1 | [100/100] | RIFLE
MIGUE: TRAVELLER LV. 1 | [140/150][ON FIRE] | BACKPACK
BERIUS: LEADER LV. 1 | [100/100] | BRONZE SCEPTRE | FIGHTER / WIZARD
SARRAK: PALADIN LV. 1 [195/200] | BLESSED BRONZE SWORD
POKETWO: OVERLY SPECIFIC PALADIN LV. 1 | [200/200] | HAMMER / SICKLE
LYEOS: SWORD BARD LV. 1 | [65/65] | UNMUSICAL SWORD
CRYXIS: BEASTMASTER LV. 1 | [85/85] | WHISTLE | FLYING ANTELOPE

FUNDS: 0 GOLD
EXPERIENCE: 0%

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Ride my antelope around looking for people who may need help for a monetary reward
(Look for quests for gold)

[Sarrak]

It' time to extermintate the rooting evil!

[Orange Wizard]

HACK THE SERVER AND UN-BAN MYSELF

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Learn basic healing spells

[LordSlowpoke]

GET FLASK

[Aseaheru]

It is a good thing there are clones. Same action,(Quoted for ease of aggravation)

You are disappoint. O was expecting something more interesting, very well, time to get stuckin.
Quit watching from post, instead descend from orbit in a drop-craft, perhaps landing on that bonus-boss someone mentioned.

[Beirus]

Go do quest related things.

[Remuthra]

SET THE FIRE ON FIRE

[poketwo]

GO START GOING TO THE LICH'S PLACE

[Migue5356]

TRANSFORM THE FIRE INTO A FIRE SWORD THAT DOESN'T BURN ME

[Elephant Parade]

Ride my antelope around looking for people who may need help for a monetary reward
(Look for quests for gold)

(3)SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO GO KILL SIX RABBITS

YOU HAVE A FEELING THAT YOU WON'T BE HIGHLY REWARDED

It' time to extermintate the rooting evil!

(4)IT REALLY IS. TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY SPECIFY WHAT YOU MEANT.

HACK THE SERVER AND UN-BAN MYSELF

(1)NO

THIS ISN'T GOING META

ONLY THE RPG EXISTS; YOU HAVE EFFECTIVELY BEEN ERASED FROM REALITY

Learn basic healing spells

(1)YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HEALING MAGIC WORKS. AFTER A BIT OF RESEARCH, YOU FIND OUT THAT YOU'RE CLASS CAN'T USE HEALING SPELLS, ITEMS, SPECIAL MOVES, TECHNIQUES, LIMIT BREAKS, OR ANY OTHER HEALING MANOEUVRE.

GET FLASK

(3)>GET FLASK

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT. TRY REPHRASING YOUR ACTION.

It is a good thing there are clones. Same action,(Quoted for ease of aggravation)

You are disappoint. O was expecting something more interesting, very well, time to get stuckin.
Quit watching from post, instead descend from orbit in a drop-craft, perhaps landing on that bonus-boss someone mentioned.

(3)YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND ALL OF THE CLONES AT ONCE. ALL BUT ONE BURN UP BEFORE LANDING.

Go do quest related things.

(6)YOU SOLVE EVERY SINGLE QUEST IN THE CITY. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HIT THE DAILY XP CAP.

+1000 FUNDS
+100% XP.

GO START GOING TO THE LICH'S PLACE

(2)

GO START GOING TO THE LICH'S PLACE

GO START GOING

I DON'T FEEL LIKE WRITING A CREATIVE FAIL RESULT.

SET THE FIRE ON FIRE

(4)SUCCESS

THAT WAS PROBABLY A BAD IDEA, THOUGH.

[FIRE DAMAGE: -10 HP]
[BURNING FIRE DAMAGE: -11 HP]
[ON FIRE DAMAGE: -5 HP]

TRANSFORM THE FIRE INTO A FIRE SWORD THAT DOESN'T BURN ME

(2)YOU'RE NOT A WIZARD.


THE PARTY HAS GAINED A LEVEL!

Spoiler: PARTY STATUS (click to show/hide)

REMUTHRA: ELEPHANT HUNTER LV. 2 | [64/100][ON FIRE] | RIFLE
MIGUE: TRAVELLER LV. 2 | [140/150][ON FIRE] | BACKPACK
BERIUS: LEADER LV. 2 | [100/100] | BRONZE SCEPTRE | FIGHTER / WIZARD
SARRAK: PALADIN LV. 2 [195/200] | BLESSED BRONZE SWORD
POKETWO: OVERLY SPECIFIC PALADIN LV. 2 | [200/200] | HAMMER / SICKLE
LYEOS: SWORD BARD LV. 2 | [65/65] | UNMUSICAL SWORD
CRYXIS: BEASTMASTER LV. 2 | [85/85] | WHISTLE | FLYING ANTELOPE
ASEAHERU: CLONE LV. 2 | [50/50] | [NO GEAR]

FUNDS: 1000 GOLD
EXPERIENCE: 0%

[Beirus]

Go get better gear for myself, my wizard, and my fighter. And healing potions.