PLAYER TURN
Smash through the front door of the tower.
(3)YOU MAKE A DENT IN IT. SMASHING DOWN AN IRON DOOR IS TOUGH.
ALLY WITH THE SHEEP NATION, BECOME SUPER PRESIDENT MAYOR
ALSO WHY DIDN'T I GET A ROLL
(4)YOU ALLY WITH THE SHEEP NATION. HOWEVER, "SUPER PRESIDENT MAYOR" IS NOT A POSITION IN THEIR DEMOCRACY.
[ALLIANCE RULES: ALL CHARACTERS ARE ALLIED WITH THE HERO NATION BY DEFAULT.]
What? But... Err... Introduce a complaint to my god's office in the afterlife! Receive a decent place in the heaven, at least!
(1)YOUR COMPLAINT IS IGNORED. YOU ARE SENT TO HELL.
BECOME LORD OF NEW ZEALAND SHEEP NATION
(2)"LORD" IS ALSO NOT A POSITION IN THE SHEEP NATION'S GOVERNMENT.
SUMMON MORE LOYAL SHEEP
(5)YOU SUMMON FIVE SHEEP BODYGUARDS.
QUICKLY RESURECT DUE TO BEING MY DEITY'S ONLY FOLLOWER
(2)YOU BEING YOUR DEITY'S ONLY FOLLOWER REDUCES YOUR DEITY'S POWER CONSIDERABLY.
Fill dungeon with Elite and Giant Mooks, give the dungeon boss a potion that stops it's glowing weakpoint from glowing.
(1)YOU TRY TO GET POWERFUL MONSTERS TO VISIT YOUR DUNGEON, BUT THEY JUST KILL YOU. OOPS. YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE DE-ALLIED WITH THE HERO NATION BEFORE YOU DID THAT.
Find a less whealy intellectually and pretty girl then
And also heal my stab wound
a less whealy intellectually and pretty girl
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
(1)YOU TRY TO HEAL YOUR STAB WOUND BY STABBING YOURSELF. THIS IS INEFFECTIVE.
join teh party.
(5)YOU JOIN THE PARTY. YOU BRING 500 GOLD WITH YOU.
Go train to level 5 along with four other heroes, preferably including my fighter and wizard.
(6)THE EXPERIENCE BUFFER BREAKS AGAIN. SOMEBODY REALLY NEEDS TO FIX THAT.
[XP -> 0%]
Sail the seas looking for booty!
(5)YOU PILLAGE A SHIP AND SET SAIL.
YOU FIND A GHOST SHIP.
YOU FORGOT LYEOS ACTION
THIS ONE:
Bang sword against tree to make terrible music.
OOPS.
(3+1)SUCCESS. YOU ANNOY SEVERAL NEARBY MONSTERS.
Financially advise the Hero Nation.
(3)YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT FINANCE, SO YOUR ADVICE IS PRETTY MUCH USELESS.
NATION TURNS
TURN ORDER: HERO NATION -> SHEEP NATION
[6]THE HERO NATION DECIDES TO DROP A FINANCIAL STIMULUS PACKAGE. UNFORTUNATELY, THEY OVERDO IT.
[BROKE][BOOMING ECONOMY][1-1]THE SHEEP NATION FAILS TO RESTORE ORDER. THINGS ARE LOOKING EXTREMELY GRIM.
[TOTAL ANARCHY]
STATUS & MAPS
REMUTHRA: ELEPHANT HUNTER LV. 2 | [64/100][ON FIRE] | RIFLE
MIGUE: TRAVELLER LV. 2 | [140/150][ON FIRE] | BACKPACK / POTION OF HEALING / RUSTY SHOVEL | SHEEP NATION
BERIUS: LEADER LV. 2 | [100/100] | BRONZE SCEPTRE | ATTACK | FIGHTER / WIZARD
SARRAK: FALLEN PALADIN LV. 2 [0/200][DEAD] | BLESSED BRONZE SWORD
POKETWO: OVERLY SPECIFIC PALADIN LV. 2 | [200/200] | HAMMER / SICKLE
LYEOS: SWORD BARD LV. 2 | [65/65] | UNMUSICAL SWORD
CRYXIS: BEASTMASTER LV. 2 | [35/85] | WHISTLE / CARROT LANCE | FLYING ANTELOPE
ASEAHERU: CLONE LV. 2 | [50/50] | INFINITE CLONE POD
LORDSLOWPOKE: PROGRAMMER LV. 2 | [70/70] | KEYBOARD / FLASK
ROC: A CLASS THAT CAN LEARN HIGH-LEVEL HEALING MAGIC LV. 2 | [50/50][40/40] | MARBLE STAFF / ROBE OF THE PACIFIST
NIDILAP: PIRATE LV. 2 | [70/70] | SHOVEL / EYEPATCH / CUTLASS / DUBLOONS | STOLEN SHIP
THAT GUY WITH AN ORANGE AVATAR: LV. 2 | [FULL/NOT MUCH] | SOMETHING WIZARD-Y
AMBIDEXTROUS: SHEEP SUMMONER LV. 2 | SHEEP BODYGUARD * 5 [25/25/25/25/25]
MASKED_KRUSADER: MASKED CRUSADER LV. 2 | [120/120] | BLESSED SWORD / MASK
GUINANRUNIN: MECH PILOT LV. 2 | [60/60] | MECH [200/200][100%] / WRENCH
FUNDS: 1500 GOLD
EXPERIENCE: 0%
PARTY LEVEL: 2
HUMAN NATION: 1000 TROOPS / ? HEROES / 1 CITY | [BROKE][BOOMING ECONOMY] | NO SPECIAL
SHEEP NATION:
SHEEP BODYGUARD: DEFENDER LV. 0 | [25] | COVER