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Is this getting too complicated?

Yes.
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No.
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IT'S NOT COMPLICATED ENOUGH.
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Total Members Voted: 5


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Author Topic: ROLL TO RPG  (Read 10521 times)

Ambidextrous

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #75 on: October 18, 2014, 04:23:04 am »

SUMMON MORE LOYAL SHEEP
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poketwo

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #76 on: October 18, 2014, 06:29:17 am »

QUICKLY RESURECT DUE TO BEING MY DEITY'S ONLY FOLLOWER
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bigjaredmonkey

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #77 on: October 18, 2014, 07:40:15 am »

Fill dungeon with Elite and Giant Mooks, give the dungeon boss a potion that stops it's glowing weakpoint from glowing.
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #78 on: October 18, 2014, 09:16:17 am »

Find a less whealy intellectually and pretty girl then
And also heal my stab wound
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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #79 on: October 18, 2014, 11:48:14 am »

join teh party.
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Beirus

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #80 on: October 18, 2014, 11:54:51 am »

Go train to level 5 along with four other heroes, preferably including my fighter and wizard.
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Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #81 on: October 18, 2014, 12:59:29 pm »

Sail the seas looking for booty!
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Migue5356

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #82 on: October 18, 2014, 01:19:18 pm »

YOU FORGOT LYEOS ACTION
THIS ONE:
Bang sword against tree to make terrible music.
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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #83 on: October 18, 2014, 05:32:02 pm »

Financially advise the Hero Nation.
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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #84 on: October 18, 2014, 10:26:08 pm »

Heal other people
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Elephant Parade

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #85 on: October 18, 2014, 11:52:37 pm »

PLAYER TURN


Smash through the front door of the tower.
(3)YOU MAKE A DENT IN IT. SMASHING DOWN AN IRON DOOR IS TOUGH.

ALLY WITH THE SHEEP NATION, BECOME SUPER PRESIDENT MAYOR
ALSO WHY DIDN'T I GET A ROLL
(4)YOU ALLY WITH THE SHEEP NATION. HOWEVER, "SUPER PRESIDENT MAYOR" IS NOT A POSITION IN THEIR DEMOCRACY.

[ALLIANCE RULES: ALL CHARACTERS ARE ALLIED WITH THE HERO NATION BY DEFAULT.]

What? But... Err... Introduce a complaint to my god's office in the afterlife! Receive a decent place in the heaven, at least!
(1)YOUR COMPLAINT IS IGNORED. YOU ARE SENT TO HELL.

BECOME LORD OF NEW ZEALAND SHEEP NATION
(2)"LORD" IS ALSO NOT A POSITION IN THE SHEEP NATION'S GOVERNMENT.

SUMMON MORE LOYAL SHEEP
(5)YOU SUMMON FIVE SHEEP BODYGUARDS.

QUICKLY RESURECT DUE TO BEING MY DEITY'S ONLY FOLLOWER
(2)YOU BEING YOUR DEITY'S ONLY FOLLOWER REDUCES YOUR DEITY'S POWER CONSIDERABLY.

Fill dungeon with Elite and Giant Mooks, give the dungeon boss a potion that stops it's glowing weakpoint from glowing.
(1)YOU TRY TO GET POWERFUL MONSTERS TO VISIT YOUR DUNGEON, BUT THEY JUST KILL YOU. OOPS. YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE DE-ALLIED WITH THE HERO NATION BEFORE YOU DID THAT.

Find a less whealy intellectually and pretty girl then
And also heal my stab wound
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a less whealy intellectually and pretty girl
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

(1)YOU TRY TO HEAL YOUR STAB WOUND BY STABBING YOURSELF. THIS IS INEFFECTIVE.

join teh party.
(5)YOU JOIN THE PARTY. YOU BRING 500 GOLD WITH YOU.

Go train to level 5 along with four other heroes, preferably including my fighter and wizard.
(6)THE EXPERIENCE BUFFER BREAKS AGAIN. SOMEBODY REALLY NEEDS TO FIX THAT.

[XP -> 0%]

Sail the seas looking for booty!
(5)YOU PILLAGE A SHIP AND SET SAIL.

YOU FIND A GHOST SHIP.

YOU FORGOT LYEOS ACTION
THIS ONE:
Bang sword against tree to make terrible music.
OOPS.
(3+1)SUCCESS. YOU ANNOY SEVERAL NEARBY MONSTERS.

Financially advise the Hero Nation.
(3)YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT FINANCE, SO YOUR ADVICE IS PRETTY MUCH USELESS.


NATION TURNS


TURN ORDER: HERO NATION -> SHEEP NATION

[6]THE HERO NATION DECIDES TO DROP A FINANCIAL STIMULUS PACKAGE. UNFORTUNATELY, THEY OVERDO IT.

[BROKE]
[BOOMING ECONOMY]

[1-1]THE SHEEP NATION FAILS TO RESTORE ORDER. THINGS ARE LOOKING EXTREMELY GRIM.

[TOTAL ANARCHY]


STATUS & MAPS


Spoiler: PARTY STATUS (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: NATION STATUS (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: SUMMON NOTES (click to show/hide)
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Parsely

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #86 on: October 18, 2014, 11:55:11 pm »

Knock politely on the front door with mechhand.

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(5)YOU DECIDE TO JOURNEY TO THE TOWER OF PLOT REVELATIONS.
((*looks at map* Tower of Plot Revelations = Tower of Plot Twists?))
« Last Edit: October 18, 2014, 11:56:44 pm by GUNINANRUNIN »
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Beirus

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #87 on: October 19, 2014, 12:23:56 am »

Go on quest to fix XP buffer, obtain reward.
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Because everything is Megaman when you have an arm cannon.

Orange Wizard

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #88 on: October 19, 2014, 12:57:43 am »

THE SHEEP NATION IS IN ANARCHY

THAT MEANS THEY DON'T HAVE A SODDING GOVERNMENT

SO I SHALL INSTITUTE A NEW GOVERNMENT

WIZARDCRACY

THUS MAKING MYSELF LORD OF ALL
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

Migue5356

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Re: ROLL TO RPG
« Reply #89 on: October 19, 2014, 01:29:03 am »

BRING ORDER TO SHEEP NATION

 BY MAKING ME THE KING OF ALL SHEEP

THEY HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING I SAY
 
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