PLAYER TURNS
GET A WEAPON SO THAT I CAN ACTUALLY KILL STUFF
(3)YOU FIND A
[RUSTY SHOVEL].
Somehow obtain armor that does not in anyway decrease my healing capabilities and protects me at the same time from attacks at the same time.
(6)YOU FIND THE ROBE OF THE PACIFIST.
IT IMPROVES YOUR ARMOUR AND DOESN'T AFFECT HEALING, BUT IT PREVENTS YOU FROM TAKING ANY OFFENSIVE ACTION EVER.
HAVE FUN FIGHTING BOSSES!
BECOME SHEEP SUMMONER. SUMMON LEGIONS OF SHEEP MINIONS.
(6)SUCCESS
HOWEVER, YOU SUMMON TOO MANY SHEEP. THEY BREAK FREE OF YOUR CONTROL AND ESTABLISH A DEMOCRATIC STATE.
YOU FEAR THAT IT MAY SOON GO TO WAR WITH THE HUMAN REALM.
Go on side quest to obtain Class-specific Weapon of Infinity+1
(4)YOU BEGIN THE FIRST QUEST IN THE 10-QUEST CHAIN.
YOU MUST TRAIN 5 HEROES UP TO LV. 5.
Propose a HOLY QUEST for an army of newly converted orc paladins: find that damn LORD OF EVIL and...CONVERT HIM!
(6)YOUR GOD MISINTERPRETS THE SITUATION AS YOU JOINING FORCES WITH THE ORCS TO BECOME THE NEW DARK LORD
YOU ARE SMITTEN FOR ABANDONING YOUR FAITH
YOU DIE
MORE GRINDING
(1)THE MONSTERS GRIND YOU. MONSTER ARMY HAS LEVELLED UP!
New clone time. Because automatic backups FTW.
New pod too.
(5)SUCCESS. YOU CREATE A SELF-REPLICATING CLONE POD.
Win the affection of the most beautiful princess at ye ol' jousting tourney
(1)WHILE YOU TRY TO WIN THE AFFECTION OF THE PRINCESS, ANOTHER ENTRANT STABS YOU. OOPS. YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE FOCUSED ON THE ACTUAL TOURNEY.
With my shovel, begin digging trenches to protect home from goblins!
Screw responsibility! Grind on small creatures to gain xp in shovel combat
(1)YOUR SHOVEL SHATTERS WHEN YOU TRY TO STRIKE AN ENEMY. ONE OF THE PIECES FLIES INTO YOUR EYE, WHICH AUTOMATICALLY GAINS AN EYEPATCH. YOU ARE NOW A PIRATE.
Join the party.
(5)SUCCESS. YOU EVEN REMEMBER TO PICK A CLASS.
Screw you all, i'm going to build the third dungeon. you need the keys from the first and second dungeon to enter it.
the first and second dungeon has yet to be designed.
[HAS -> HAVE]
(5)YOU BUILD AN ENTIRE DUNGEON. IT'S PRETTY MUCH EMPTY AT THE MOMENT, THOUGH.
Set off on a journey in my battlemech.
(5)YOU DECIDE TO JOURNEY TO THE TOWER OF PLOT REVELATIONS.
STAB THE GM
DEMAND THAT HE UPDATE
(5)YOU THROW A KNIFE. MIRACULOUSLY, IT FLIES ACROSS THE WORLD AND STRIKES THE BONUS BOSS. OW. +10% XP.
NATION TURNS
TURN ORDER: HERO NATION -> SHEEP NATION
[6]THE HERO NATION SPENDS A LOT OF MONEY TRAINING MORE TROOPS. LIKE, A
LOT OF MONEY.
[+1000 TROOPS]
[FINANCIAL STRAIN][1]THE SHEEP NATION ATTEMPTS TO HOLD ITS FIRST ELECTION. UNFORTUNATELY, NOBODY HAS ARMS, SO VOTES CAN'T BE RECORDED PROPERLY.
[ANARCHY]THE MONSTERS AREN'T ORGANIZED ENOUGH TO GET A TURN!
STATUS
REMUTHRA: ELEPHANT HUNTER LV. 2 | [64/100][ON FIRE] | RIFLE
MIGUE: TRAVELLER LV. 2 | [140/150][ON FIRE] | BACKPACK / POTION OF HEALING / RUSTY SHOVEL
BERIUS: LEADER LV. 2 | [100/100] | BRONZE SCEPTRE | ATTACK | FIGHTER / WIZARD
SARRAK: FALLEN PALADIN LV. 2 [0/200][DEAD] | BLESSED BRONZE SWORD
POKETWO: OVERLY SPECIFIC PALADIN LV. 2 | [200/200] | HAMMER / SICKLE
LYEOS: SWORD BARD LV. 2 | [65/65] | UNMUSICAL SWORD
CRYXIS: BEASTMASTER LV. 2 | [85/85] | WHISTLE / CARROT LANCE | FLYING ANTELOPE
ASEAHERU: CLONE LV. 2 | [50/50] | INFINITE CLONE POD
LORDSLOWPOKE: PROGRAMMER LV. 2 | [70/70] | KEYBOARD / FLASK
ROC: A CLASS THAT CAN LEARN HIGH-LEVEL HEALING MAGIC LV. 2 | [50/50][40/40] | MARBLE STAFF / ROBE OF THE PACIFIST
NIDILAP: PIRATE LV. 2 | [70/70] | SHOVEL / EYEPATCH / CUTLASS / DUBLOONS
THAT GUY WITH AN ORANGE AVATAR: LV. 2 | [FULL/NOT MUCH] | SOMETHING WIZARD-Y
AMBIDEXTROUS: SHEEP SUMMONER LV. 2 | [60/60][60/60] | WOOL HAT / STAFF OF SHEEP
MASKED_KRUSADER: MASKED CRUSADER LV. 2 | [120/120] | BLESSED SWORD / MASK
GUINANRUNIN: MECH PILOT LV. 2 | [60/60] | MECH [200/200][100%] / WRENCH
FUNDS: 1000 GOLD
EXPERIENCE: 20%
PARTY LEVEL: 2
HUMAN NATION: 1000 TROOPS / ? HEROES / ? CITIES | NO SPECIAL
SHEEP NATION:
(POLITICAL MAP INCOMING)