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Author Topic: Roll to Destroy the Godmodder  (Read 4739 times)

Wolfkit

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Re: Roll to Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2014, 04:11:09 pm »
Throw an angry werecat at the godmodder.
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You wanna frisk this guy? This guy with the technicolor wonder limbs? The limbs that could probably slap you on several different levels of reality?
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Nirur Torir

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Re: Roll to Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2014, 04:50:13 pm »
Distract the godmodder with cutebolds.
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Re: Roll to Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2014, 04:52:23 pm »
Crunch him into a lamp!
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
Quote from: DreamerGhost on May 23, 2015, 03:37:47 pm
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Roll to Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2014, 05:41:05 pm »
Quote from: Wolfkit on September 23, 2014, 04:11:09 pm
Throw an angry werecat at the godmodder.
(3)
the werecat misses the godmodder, landing in a nearby murky pool.
it's PISSED.

Quote from: Nirur Torir on September 23, 2014, 04:50:13 pm
Distract the godmodder with cutebolds.
(2)
the godmodder has no time for things such as cutebolds. he is busy godmodding the bay12forums into his control.

Quote from: NAV on September 23, 2014, 04:52:23 pm
Crunch him into a lamp!
(2)
you make a +lamp+ engraved with pictures of the godmodder. the godmodder takes said lamp for himself.

the godmodder feeds the GGCS fangsharp pills.
(4+3)
the GGCS now has fangs as sharp as ☼Adamantine short sword☼

the GGCS bites miguel on the head.
(3+2)
the GGCS bites the miguel on the head through the -yak cow leather cap-, fracturing the skull and tearing apart the brain!
miguel5356 has been struck down.

godmodder health: 100/100
GGCS health: 250/250

the 23rd regiment of hell is awaiting orders. (about 5 turns ago, the godmodder got a 6 on a roll and spawned the 23rd regiment of hell to fight him.)
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Wolfkit

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Re: Roll to Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2014, 05:48:55 pm »
Move far away from the werecat, then spray the godmodder with werecat pheromones using a squirt gun sniper rifle.
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Quote from: piecewise on January 02, 2015, 02:14:50 pm
You wanna frisk this guy? This guy with the technicolor wonder limbs? The limbs that could probably slap you on several different levels of reality?
Quote from: Spehss _ on February 08, 2015, 08:04:27 pm
Your tabs are just pure chaos, Wolfkit.
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bigjaredmonkey

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Re: Roll to Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2014, 07:05:46 pm »
Quote from: Wolfkit on September 23, 2014, 05:48:55 pm
Move far away from the werecat, then spray the godmodder with werecat pheromones using a squirt gun sniper rifle.
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the pheromones fall just short of the godmodder, but the werecat is uninterested, because it is not an insect. it is a cat werebeast.

the godmodder turns your squirt gun sniper rifle into werelocust pheromones.

godmodder health: 100/100
GGCS health: 250/250
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Re: Roll to Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2014, 07:14:51 pm »
Take control of the 23rd regiment of hell.
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Quote from: Worldmaster27 on October 26, 2014, 10:23:22 am
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Re: Roll to Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2014, 07:28:36 pm »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
Quote from: DreamerGhost on May 23, 2015, 03:37:47 pm
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Roll to Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2014, 07:36:24 pm »
Quote from: Migue5356 on September 23, 2014, 07:14:51 pm
Take control of the 23rd regiment of hell.
action skipped to resurrect

Quote from: NAV on September 23, 2014, 07:28:36 pm
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the demons think your spam is the call of an eldrich horror. they accept you as their commander and summon the rest of the legion of hell. one third of the legion of hell rebels, however.

the godmodder laughs at the new demon civil war and clones the rebelling side to become the majority.
the GGCS lunges at NAV!

godmodder health: 100/100
GGCS health: 250/250

the GGCS' abdomen starts to glow a deep red.
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« Last Edit: September 23, 2014, 07:50:24 pm by bigjaredmonkey »
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Re: Roll to Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2014, 08:21:14 pm »
TWO GODMODDERS ARE BETTER THN ONE: TRY TO FUSE THE SEQUAL THREAD ON THE MINECRAFT FOURMS WITH THIS ONE, HAVING THE ROLL TO DODGE MECHANICS STAY.
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Re: Roll to Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #25 on: September 23, 2014, 08:22:54 pm »
Quote from: poketwo on September 23, 2014, 08:21:14 pm
TWO GODMODDERS ARE BETTER THN ONE: TRY TO FUSE THE SEQUAL THREAD ON THE MINECRAFT FOURMS WITH THIS ONE, HAVING THE ROLL TO DODGE MECHANICS STAY.
(1)
you realize the one on the minecraft forums is not a sequel to this.

the godmodder laughs at you.
the GGCS eats you.

godmodder health: 100/100
GGCS health: 250/250
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This is a birch door. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. On the item is an image of ravens in birch.
Noob fortress, a succession game for noobs.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=157847.0

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Re: Roll to Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #26 on: September 23, 2014, 08:29:17 pm »
Quote from: bigjaredmonkey on September 23, 2014, 08:22:54 pm
Quote from: poketwo on September 23, 2014, 08:21:14 pm
TWO GODMODDERS ARE BETTER THN ONE: TRY TO FUSE THE SEQUAL THREAD ON THE MINECRAFT FOURMS WITH THIS ONE, HAVING THE ROLL TO DODGE MECHANICS STAY.
(1)
you realize the one on the minecraft forums is not a sequel to this.

the godmodder laughs at you.
the GGCS eats you.

godmodder health: 100/100
GGCS health: 250/250
USE THE POWER OF THE COMMUNIST GOD TO MAKE THIS HERITIC INSANE FOR DISOBEYING THE #3 RULE OF RTDING: NEVER RESPOND TO ONLY ONE ACTION!!!
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Re: Roll to Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #27 on: September 23, 2014, 08:33:09 pm »
Quote from: poketwo on September 23, 2014, 08:29:17 pm
USE THE POWER OF THE COMMUNIST GOD TO MAKE THIS HERITIC INSANE FOR DISOBEYING THE #3 RULE OF RTDING: NEVER RESPOND TO ONLY ONE ACTION!!!
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I'll think about it.

the godmodder is bored. the godmodder wants more people.
the GGCS is also bored. it wants there to be more fun.

godmodder health: 100/100
GGCS health: 250/250

no one has yet to attack the GGCS' obvious weak spot.
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Noob fortress, a succession game for noobs.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=157847.0

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Re: Roll to Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #28 on: September 23, 2014, 08:38:51 pm »
Use time travel machine to travel back in time and assisinate the godmodder before he was a godmodder.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
Quote from: DreamerGhost on May 23, 2015, 03:37:47 pm
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Roll to Destroy the Godmodder
« Reply #29 on: September 23, 2014, 08:43:08 pm »
Attack the GGCS's weak spot for massive damage.
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Quote from: grisha5 on August 03, 2014, 09:32:37 am
]hi guys,im back, who was missing me?

Quote from: Worldmaster27 on October 26, 2014, 10:23:22 am
Y-you know. I'm just going to leave. You've all managed to thoroughly horrify me...
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