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[bigjaredmonkey]

the godmodder came to the bay12forums.
to make things worse, he's mischiefing in the roll to dodge section.
kill him with roll to dodge.
(this is destroy the godmodder, but with RTD rules.)
because the godmodder is the godmodder, his rolls get +3.
ROLL RESULTS: (as TVtropes says it)
[1]-Epic Fail. The action was not performed, and backfired horribly.
[2]-Fail. Nothing happened.
[3]-Partial Success. The exact degree of success is established by the GM.
[4]-Success. The action was carried out adequately.
[5]-Epic Success. The action succeeded in the most positive way possible.
[6]-Overshot. Though the result was achieved, the action backfires horribly due to disproportionately large effort.

godmodder health: 100/100

[The Froggy Ninja]

Counter godmod.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Counter godmod.

(5)
you are now a mini-godmodder.

the godmodder laughs and punches the random number generator.
(5+3)
the godmodder somehow switched it so that 6 is worst, 1 is overshoot.
repair the random number generator to make it back to normal.

the godmodder switches his +3 to -3, to benefit from the switch.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Learn the best way to fix an RNG with my seventeen ranks in Learn. Then repair it with my handiness 3 trait.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Learn the best way to fix an RNG with my seventeen ranks in Learn. Then repair it with my handiness 3 trait.

(1+3)
congratulations. you damaged it a bit.

switched it so that 6 is worst, 1 is overshoot.
repair the random number generator to make it back to normal.

shouldn't a done that!

the godmodder summons a Giant Giant cave spider.

godmodder health: 100/100

GGCS health: 250/250

[NAV]

Punch the godmodder in the face 100000000007 times.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Punch the godmodder in the face 100000000007 times.

(3)
all 1000000000007 punches are blocked.

the godmodder punches NAV with the strength of 1000 DF demons.
(1)
"the godmodder punches the NAV in the head, shattering the skull and tearing apart the brain!"
you are dead. your next turn is skipped to respawn.
the godmodder accidentally spawned the 23rd regiment of hell from the force of the punch.
it's roughly 250 demons or so.
fighting against the godmodder.

godmodder health: 100/100
GGCS health: 250/250

(note, the random number generator is broken, the effects are swapped for the rolls. 1 has the effect of 6 and 6 has the effect of 1.)

[The Froggy Ninja]

Attempt to break the RNG further.

[Migue5356]

Make the RNG only give 5s for everyone except the godmodder.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Attempt to break the RNG further.

(5)
you fix it slightly, but the godmodder sees your loophole abuse and punishes you by giving you -2 on the roll.
(5-2)
the RNG has nothing happen to it, because you are facedesking for no reason.

Make the RNG only give 5s for everyone except the godmodder.

(4)
everyone but the godmodder now has 4s. which is bad for them.

the godmodder sics the GGCS on migue!
the GGCS superwebs migue!

godmodder health: 100/100
GGCS health: 250/250

[The Froggy Ninja]

Make the RNG only give 5s for everyone except the godmodder.

No stop! We want low numbers for the time being.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Make the RNG only give 5s for everyone except the godmodder.

No stop! We want low numbers for the time being.

he may be trying to help the godmodder. which is bad for him.

[NAV]

Respawn as the GM.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Try and help the GGCS.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Respawn as the GM.

(4)
you respawn as the giant mouse.

Try and help the GGCS.

(4)
you strike the GGCS with the *training spear* in the thorax, bruising the skin!
the GGCS has become enraged!

the godmodder mods the RNG, fixing it and making the first number come up be the amount of rolls done, and the last roll is the one that counts.
the GGCS bites miguel!
(3+1)
the GGCS bites the miguel on the lower body through the -silk cloak-, tearing the muscle!
an artery has been opened by the attack!

Godmodder health: 100/100
GGCS health: 250/250

i really think the godmodder should be hit with godmodded attacks to deal 1 damage.
the godmodder is the ultimate final boss, just saying. the original destroy the godmodder took five months to win. and around 400 pages worth of forum post.