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[SaberToothTiger]

Look for an airfield and steal an armed helicopter.

[Wolfkit]

Fart in their general direction, then (again) jump out the window, then grapple back to the side of the building while bracing for impact. Aim for a different window this time.
((The men must be so confused right now))

[MCipher]

Attempt to drive this to some military complex.

[IcyTea31]

Well, if a crackhead cult has taken over all industry, there isn't much I could do to distrupt it further.

Go downtown and search for a hospital.

[KingofstarrySkies]

((Terribly sorry!))

Look for an airfield and steal an armed helicopter.

5. You find one. The pilot is still inside, however, and he has a gun.

Fart in their general direction, then (again) jump out the window, then grapple back to the side of the building while bracing for impact. Aim for a different window this time.
((The men must be so confused right now))

3. They stop dicking around and shoot at you. They miss, but you fall out.
Of the skyscraper.

Attempt to drive this to some military complex.

3. You hit another car, and the engine dies. Good job.

Well, if a crackhead cult has taken over all industry, there isn't much I could do to distrupt it further.

Go downtown and search for a hospital.

1. You're corner, and they have guns. You're quickly overpowered and bound up. When they take off the blindfold, you're in a dark room with a circle of people around you. One finally speaks up.
"Aah. The interloper wakes. Where do you believe you are, interloper?"

[SaberToothTiger]

Apply revolver bullets to his skull. Attach body to the chopper and use it to knock over more enemies.

[bigjaredmonkey]

return from being away. use beacon.

[IcyTea31]

"Somewhere around Panau?"

[Wolfkit]

Grapple onto a different skyscraper this time, unless there are no other skyscrapers in reach, at which point grapple back to the original skyscraper, but don't go back into that room.

[MCipher]

Grapple to a skyscraper and take the nearest military personnel/police officer/civilian with me.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Apply revolver bullets to his skull. Attach body to the chopper and use it to knock over more enemies.

6. You hit him, and then strap him to the chopper. However, in your violence-filled rage, you strapped him to the blades. The Helicopter gets roughly 4 meters above ground before crashing to the ground. You throw yourself out, and it explodes. You're still surrounded.

return from being away. use beacon.

1. The beacon explodes. Faulty tech, damn you!

"Somewhere around Panau?"

3. Well, duh. You're in our chamber. And you're going to be sacrificed, so we can gain more power, so we may control this island-country! All will suffer! All will fall! All will DIE! And you're first in line, boy. You are thrown into the middle, and it begins glowing. Uh-oh. ((Plot! IT'S THICKENING!))

Grapple onto a different skyscraper this time, unless there are no other skyscrapers in reach, at which point grapple back to the original skyscraper, but don't go back into that room.

1. You grapple onto the building again, and fly into the room...Where you're shot in the legs and cuffed, quickly. They're now screaming at each other, trying to figure out what the hell to do.

Grapple to a skyscraper and take the nearest military personnel/police officer/civilian with me.

6. You fly up, officer in hand, and smash through a window, kick a soldier in the head, and see an agent cuffed on a desk. Then you're in the air again. Impressive.

[SaberToothTiger]

Use my grappling hook to get to a vehicle and drive away in glory whilst firing at those soldiers.

[Wolfkit]

((Oh for the love of... Curse you, RNGesus!))
Suggest they take me to their employer. A hospital visit on the way to fix my leg would be good as well. After all, their employer will want to have me uninjured when he talks to me.

[IcyTea31]

"Now, now, let's not get hasty around here. I'm sure we can reach a peaceful solution. You seem decent people, after all, doing a great favour to me just by existing. Now, how about you let me go and I won't blow us all up? If you'd like, I could get you someone else to sacrifice while I'm out. Is this a deal?"

Take control of the situation: get out of my bindings, if any, pull out the detonator and threaten to press it to get the cultists away, then grapple out of here.

[MCipher]

((Well screw you too, RNG.))

"What the hell is with my luck today...?"

Attempt to use my hook to tie them up if they didn't take it off. If they did, attempt to break the cuffs somehow.