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[bigjaredmonkey]

Check my health bar. use access beacon to find nearest healthkit vendor.

[blazing glory]

Nah.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Nah.

yes.

[IcyTea31]

You didn't specify the number of the sugartooths, so... If there are 3 or less, disarm them with my crowbar as they try to aim with their shaky hands. If there are more, raise the detonator and threaten to press it. Either way, grapple back up afterwards.

[MCipher]

Jump out of window dramatically, shooting my pistol at them as I jump out.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Jump out of window dramatically, shooting my pistol at them as I jump out.

have fun when reality catches up with you. just saying.

[IcyTea31]

reality

I think you have misunderstood this game. Just saying.

[SaberToothTiger]

Spoiler: Make space, I'ma comin'! (click to show/hide)

Name: Jon Derob
Occupation Before Recruitment: Action Bollywood Movie Star
Equipment: Parachute thingimabob, Grappling Hook, Black Market Beacon, A really cool hat, stylish sunglasses, a Big Revolver
Common Sense: 2
Muscle: 3
Accuracy: 2
Agility: 3
XP: All of it.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Stab the men grabbing me with the electric bayonet and dash towards the nearest exit.

6, +1. You stab him gently, he explodes violently. You rush for the window, it being the exit, and leap. Hindsight is 20-20.

Check my health bar. use access beacon to find nearest healthkit vendor.

2. What's a health bar? You've got arms and legs, ya silly. Still, nearest hospital is roughly...Miles away.

You didn't specify the number of the sugartooths, so... If there are 3 or less, disarm them with my crowbar as they try to aim with their shaky hands. If there are more, raise the detonator and threaten to press it. Either way, grapple back up afterwards.

5. There are roughly...20. You raise the detonator, and shout something or other. They seem to hesitate, and you grapple to safety. Well, they know where you are. So not really safe.

Jump out of window dramatically, shooting my pistol at them as I jump out.

3. You open fire, waste a clip, and cut your shoulder. However, you easily activate your parachute.

Spoiler: Make space, I'ma comin'! (click to show/hide)

Name: Jon Derob
Occupation Before Recruitment: Action Bollywood Movie Star
Equipment: Parachute thingimabob, Grappling Hook, Black Market Beacon, A really cool hat, stylish sunglasses, a Big Revolver
Common Sense: 2
Muscle: 3
Accuracy: 2
Agility: 3
XP: All of it.

((Post where you wanna land, boyo!))

[Wolfkit]

Fire my grappling gun at the building I just jumped from and brace for impact against the side of said building.

[SaberToothTiger]

Be awesome and land on the road in the Besar Mountains, opening my chute at the very last second and shoot the nearest gas station for a dramatic explosion.

[MCipher]

Parachute to the nearest car, landing on top of it.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Wonder why i can't give reality a break, if this RTD is based off of a game that gives reality a break every now and then. proceed to find sticks along river and craft makeshift splint.

[IcyTea31]

Go to some other factory, not one that's abandoned and taken over by crackheads.

[KingofstarrySkies]

((Right, sorry for the hiatus!))

Fire my grappling gun at the building I just jumped from and brace for impact against the side of said building.

2. You fire it back through the window, and repel back inside. The men with guns are still there.

Be awesome and land on the road in the Besar Mountains, opening my chute at the very last second and shoot the nearest gas station for a dramatic explosion.

5. It happens. You look cool. The police are now after you, however, and you're already wanted for terrorism.

Parachute to the nearest car, landing on top of it.

6. You smash through the roof of a truck, and crush the driver. Good luck.

Wonder why i can't give reality a break, if this RTD is based off of a game that gives reality a break every now and then. proceed to find sticks along river and craft makeshift splint.

5. You proceed to realize it's because the GM enjoys torment, and then make a splint. You're feeling better already.
Wound will be healed in 3 turns. You take -1 to all rolls until then.

Go to some other factory, not one that's abandoned and taken over by crackheads.

1. There's 3 other factories. They are all filled with crackheads, and they have walkie-talkies. It appears you've not stumbled on a crack-den...You've stumbled upon a CULT!