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[KingofstarrySkies]

Hello, agent! This is your recruitment form. Please read thoroughly through, and then mail back to HQ. You have been selected to, as the youth say, ‘Fuck Shit Up’ in Panau. You’ve been given a Parachute-making device, a grappling hook, and access to the black market. However, there are other agents on the island! You must work with them, or even against them, to destabilize Panau, and cause massive destruction. Murdering random civilians is not recommended, however. It is still...Doable, but we will not acknowledge it.

Hello, forumites, and welcome to babbys first RTD. I have some friends assisting me in this (And there’s a good chance they’ll play!) and I hope they stick around for the hilarity. The main goal of this RTD is to cause mayhem, jump from car to car, and overall be a huge terrorist dickhole. Welcome to Panau. As the brief says, you’ve been randomly selected. Feel free to make some schmuck a super-spy, because jesus christ that’s hilarious. Prepare for stupid, stupid shit. I’m using a D6.
1: Crit fail. Something awful and probably humorous happens.
2: Fail. Something bad happens, and you fail the roll.
3: Medium. You fail, and that’s it. Lucky you.
4: Minor success! You get a small victory.
5: You succeed! Good job.
6: You succeed. You get a bonus. It might not be a good bonus, but it’s a bonus.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:
Occupation Before Recruitment:
Equipment(Be reasonable. Must include Parachute-machine and grapple hook, as well as Black market Access beacon.):
Common Sense:
Muscle:
Accuracy:
Agility:
XP(Gained from killing, blowing shit up, or completing quests.):
Points to spend: 10.

Stats do as follows: Common Sense is your likeliness to not do something retarded.
Muscle is your strength and vitality, and how good you are at punching people in the face.
Accuracy is your ability to shoot straight.
Agility is your usefulness with a grappling hook and your ability to jump from car to car like a badass idiot.

Spoiler: Mappity (click to show/hide)

To begin, post a character sheet. I will then wait for at least four players to join us in this horrific failure. Without further ado, WE BEGIN!

[Comrade Shamrock]

Cough.... wrong place.... cough.... is an RTD.

[KingofstarrySkies]

SHIT

I need this moved. Bugger. I feel stupid.

[Lyeos]

I can't participate because college, but I'll permanently mar your page with a PtW. 

[KingofstarrySkies]

And there we go.

[MCipher]

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Maxwell Irvin Archibald
Occupation Before Recruitment: Freelance Mercenary
Equipment(Be reasonable. Must include Parachute-machine and grapple hook, as well as Black market Access beacon.): Parachute-Device, Grapple Hook, Black Market Access Beacon, Assault Rifle, Pistol.
Common Sense: 3
Muscle: 2
Accuracy: 2
Agility: 3
XP(Gained from killing, blowing shit up, or completing quests.):
Points to Spend: None

[KingofstarrySkies]

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Maxwell Irvin Archibald
Occupation Before Recruitment: Freelance Mercenary
Equipment(Be reasonable. Must include Parachute-machine and grapple hook, as well as Black market Access beacon.): Parachute-Device, Grapple Hook, Black Market Access Beacon, Assault Rifle, Pistol.
Common Sense: 3
Muscle: 2
Accuracy: 2
Agility: 3
XP(Gained from killing, blowing shit up, or completing quests.):
Points to spend: 10.

Forgot to take away the Points To Spend, there. Should be at zero.

[darkpaladin109]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jackson Brax
Occupation Before Recruitment: Bouncer
Equipment(Be reasonable. Must include Parachute-machine and grapple hook, as well as Black market Access beacon.): Parachute-Device, Grapple Hook, Black Market Access Beacon, Brass Knuckles, Sunglasses.
Common Sense: 0
Muscle: 8
Accuracy: 2
Agility: 2
XP(Gained from killing, blowing shit up, or completing quests.):

[bay12_account3739]

Name: Nanu Banu
Occupation Before Recruitment: Professional Ninja Cosplayer
Equipment: Parachute-machine; Grapple Hook; B.M.A.B.; Garrote; Poisonous Throwing Knives
Common Sense:3
Muscle:1
Accuracy:2
Agility:4
XP:
Points to spend: Nada

[blazing glory]

Name:Starn Gundar
Occupation Before Recruitment:Crazy old man, instead of telling kids and teenagers to get off his lawn he'd hide in his bushes and "teach them a lesson".
Equipment:Parachute-machine, grapple hook, Black market Access beacon, shotgun, ghillie suit, gas mask.
Common Sense:1
Muscle:3
Accuracy:4
Agility:2
XP:
Points to spend: A bajillion.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Okay! Welcome to Panau, Agents. You're all currently falling.

Out of a plane.

To Panau.

Feel free to sail off to whatever area you wish, just remember to cause mass chaos!

[MCipher]

Fall towards Panau City. (A map of Panau for quick use would be appreciated.)

[IcyTea31]

Am I late, or are you still taking applications? If you are, here's a sheet, and drop me in an industrial area without forgetting to use the parachute. Otherwise, ignore.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Thomas "Tag-man" Jameson
Occupation Before Recruitment: Freerunner, Graffiti 'artist'
Equipment: Parachute-machine, grappling hook, black market access beacon, crowbar, block of plastic explosives w/ remote detonator
Common Sense: 3
Muscle: 1
Accuracy: 1
Agility: 5
XP(Gained from killing, blowing shit up, or completing quests.): 0
Points to spend: 0

[KingofstarrySkies]

((Upon making a sheet, simply choose where to fall. I'll find a map and put it on the OP.))

[blazing glory]

Yank parachute string.

Fly over to nearby plane.