Yeah, death bed conversion would be less like showing up and working for a hour and more like not working
at all and knocking on the dude's door later that night asking for money for services rendered.
Which, okay. Generosity's nice and all. Kinda' defeats the purpose of the
rest of the religion, though. Why all the fire and brimstone bullshit if whoever's up top is just going to shrug and let whoever in, regardless of what they did? Why put millions upon millions upon millions of people through hell on earth if you're just going to open the gates regardless? Sounds less like a critter who's generous and more like a
really fucked up frat member. "Hey, you just got raped and then impaled! Awesome! Here, have an eternity in heaven! That death rates a 50, you get 5 virgins. Can't really
do anything with them up here, but hey, thought that counts, amiright?"
... honestly, though, from what I recall Matthew was a bit of a bro in places, moreso than many of the other critters the varying books were attributed to. That parable
could have just been the guy* giving a hearty "Fuck you" to the rest of the biblical texts. Book's got some other lines that warms my cockles with a similar sensation, really. As I've noted, I'm fond of 6:1-34, since most** of it's a cheerful "Get bent" to the church structure and general worship patterns seen in organized religion
*E: Well, whoever the hell actually wrote the thing. Whoevers. However it works.
**E2: And what
isn't is effectively an "Up yours" to eschatology, which is basically the rest of Christianity. Set of lines that mostly demolishes organized worship and like 9/10ths of the metaphysical concerns of the religion, it's pretty great.