(Try for 2-3 a.m., that's when the really silly stuff starts to appear )
So, a quick rundown on my thoughts for the whole Hitler going to heaven discussion:
God requires perfection, that is, no evil to have ever been committed by a given person for that person to enter heaven.
No-one is capable of this. Ever. At all. See the whole original sin thing. Also people are people and people aren't perfect.
In other words, no-one can go to heaven.
Except the people for whom Christ died. Their sins are "imputed" to Christ.
According to God's nature, sin must be punished. Christ was punished in place of the people who were saved.
People who are saved eventually come to believe in God and start trying to live their lives for him.
People who are not saved keep doing what they were always doing.
This is laid out terribly. Not quite an LSP-style stream of consciousness, but it's still pretty bad.
I coont get over how evil is that representation of God. You admited that sin is things that God don't like, and that he created humanity with the potential to sin. Then one of his own angel (apparently the most courageous) rebelled and gave humanity knowlege (which mean that humanity had no knowlege that it could be doing something mad before).
He then randomely selected a tribe of herders and made them his choosen peoples commanding them, among other things, to commit genocide, rape, and to take slaves.
Come Jesus, his son and incarnations, how it work exaclty is unclear. He get tortured to death, taking on himself the original sin (which was one, once again without the knowlege of good and evil) and THAT allow anyone to join the choosen peoples. The jews go on in history, pretty much always persecuted/hunted or killed.
His story make no sense, have no proof, but you're punished for not believing in it. And he DOES know that it's entirely up to him if we believe him or not.
I'm sorry, but that guy is insane, and following him is morally indefensible. Especially since he have hundred of different sects each killing in his name, and for quite a lot of them, "in good faith". You cannot blame a suicide bomber for his lack of faith.
The one thing you can do, if you love your fellow human being, is to shut paradise's door in His face, get down to hell, and join Satan. That guy seems 1000 more understanding, human and compassionate than God.