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Author Topic: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE  (Read 4665 times)

mastahcheese

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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2014, 12:50:09 pm »

[colour=yellow]CROWN MYSELF KING[/colour]
COLOR ISN'T SPELT WITH A "U" ON THE INTERNET!

YOUR COUNTRY IS NON-EXISTENT
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2014, 09:10:30 pm »

((And that's what I get for not using the Preview button.))
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2014, 09:46:39 pm »

MORE MUST BE SACRIFICED TO THE BLOOD OF ARMOK!
ROLL: 1

YOU GET KILLED BY KHRONEITES FOR TRYING TO TAKE ALL THEIR SACRIFICES FOR THE FALSE BLOOD GOD

CONSTRUCT MAGMA MOAT AROUND BASE
ROLL: 6
YOU GET A LARGE AMOUNT OF PIPE, AND PUMP IT ALL BACK TO THE BASE, NO WORRY ABOUT POWER RESTRICTIONS, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A TEENY BIT OF OVERFLOW, NOT TO MUCH. JUST THE SIZE OF THE ANDES, THATS ALL.

[colour=yellow]CROWN MYSELF KING[/colour]
ROLL:1
AS THE GM IS ABOUT TO SMITE YOU FOR YOUR FALSE ENGLISH AND NO COLOR, YOU ARE SUDDENLY SURROUNDED BY LAVA. YOU ARE BURNED TO DEATH. EATEN BY MANTELSNAKES AS WELL.
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2014, 02:25:07 am »

I AM A DEMON THAT WAS RELEASED BY DWARVES!
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2014, 02:45:51 am »

SAIL THE MAGMA LAKE
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2014, 04:00:59 am »

BECOME LAVA KING[/yellow]
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #21 on: September 28, 2014, 08:31:57 am »

((And that's what I get for not using the Preview button.))
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2014, 06:11:44 pm »

((Well, cock. I give up.))
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2014, 12:39:43 pm »

I AM A DEMON THAT WAS RELEASED BY DWARVES!
YOU ARE A FROG DEMON, RELEASD BY DWARFS BY DIGGING IN YOUR ANCIENT PRISON. YOU SENSE QUITE A BIT OF LIFE ABOVE YOU.

SAIL THE MAGMA LAKE
ROLL: 5
YOU ARN'T JUST SAILING AROUND THE LAKE, YOU'RE FLYING IN AN AIRBATTLESHIP ABOVE THE LAKE. YOU ARE GOING TO BLAST THOSE MANTELSNAKES INTO DOMESTICATION!!!

BECOME LAVA KING[/yellow]
ROLL: 2
YHEA ARE SKELLINTON. WHAT SHALL THOU DO???

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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #24 on: October 06, 2014, 05:36:07 am »

LET THOSE MORTALS HEAR MY ROAR!!!
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2014, 08:11:35 am »

MORE
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #26 on: October 14, 2014, 09:43:02 pm »

SLAUGHTER EVERYONE IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #27 on: October 15, 2014, 11:17:04 am »

Make sure airship has cannons
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #28 on: October 15, 2014, 12:16:06 pm »

LET THOSE MORTALS HEAR MY ROAR!!!
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You growl, none care. they send one to go up to get the soldiers.

SLAUGHTER EVERYONE IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY
ROLL: 2
YE ARE A SKELLINGTON, ART THOU STUPID?

Make sure airship has cannons
ROLL: 5
"It has the new antimatter cannons sir." (remember, color indicates faction, just lazy to put up it this update)
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #29 on: October 15, 2014, 02:39:17 pm »

CONSTRUCT TNT CANNON.
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