THERE IS A WORLD, IN WITCH A WAR IS FOUGHT, YOU ARE ONE OF LORD ROB OF WINTERY ROCK'S MEN, AND WITCH ARE YOU
HEY, YOU ARE NOT THAT. YOU ARE PART OF LORD EDD'S GLORIOUS ARMY OF PORK, YOU FIGHT ANGAINST ALL WHO OPOSE THE PORK. FOR THE P-
NO, YOU ARE NOT THE PORK LORD'S MINION. YOU ARE ONE OF THE ARMY OF ELYSIUM. TRAINED UNDER BARON RANDELL HUNTLY. YOU SERVE THE PORK BORN, DAVID. YOU SHALL FIGHT AGAINST ALL ENEMIES OF THE KING, INCLUDING-
REALLY, YOU DO NOT WORK FOR THE TRATOR. YOU WORK FOR FINBAR, LORD FINBAR, THE RIGHTFULL RULER OF ELYSIUM. HE HAS SAVED ANOTHER WORLD'S PEOPLE. AND SHALL TAKE BACK HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE-
NO YOU ARE DWARFS, BUILDERS OF A NEW HOME. AFTER WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO THE HOLY MOUNTAIN AND OTHER DWARVEN LANDS. YOU HAVE FLED THE TYRANY OF EDD AND HAVE NOW COME TO THIS MOUNTAIN. YOU G=MUST STRIKE THE-
WHAT, YOU DO NOT WORK FOR THOSE POWER GRUBING IDIOTS. YOU WORK FOR THE GLORIUS REVOLUTION. THE WORKER/PEASENT'S REVOLUTION THAT IS. YOU ARE A PART OF THE COMMUNIST GUNRILLIAS, FIGHTING FOR THE GLORIOUS PEPOLE'S REPUBLIC, AND SERVE THE PRIMIER ZOMBIE LENIN. THE RACES SHALL RISE-
NO, YOU ARE NONE OF THOSE STUPID THINGS. FOR A YEARS, THE LAND HAD NOT SEEN THE LIGHT OF INDUSTRY. UNTIL THE OTHERS MENSIONED BEFORE CAME. THEY HAVE REFUSED TO GIVE THE PEOPLE THIS STUFF. AND HAVE GONE AND MADE ALL OF INDUSTRY STATE-RUNED. THEY ALSO DOMINATE CRIME. FROM PIRACY TO THE DRUG BUSINESS. THIS SHALL NOT STAND. WE ALSO WOULD LIKE GUNS.AFTER STEALING MANY GUNS, WE FINALLY HAVE ENOUFF TO RISE UP. WE ARE THE LIBERTY CAPITALIST MAFIA PEOPLE'S REBELLION MILLITA, AND ALL LORDS SHALL FALL UNDER OUR WRAFT.