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Author Topic: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE  (Read 4676 times)

poketwo

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THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« on: September 15, 2014, 04:08:04 pm »

THERE IS A WORLD, IN WITCH A WAR IS FOUGHT, YOU ARE ONE OF LORD ROB OF WINTERY ROCK'S MEN, AND WITCH ARE YOU

HEY, YOU ARE NOT THAT. YOU ARE PART OF LORD EDD'S GLORIOUS ARMY OF PORK, YOU FIGHT ANGAINST ALL WHO OPOSE THE PORK. FOR THE P-

NO, YOU ARE NOT THE PORK LORD'S MINION. YOU ARE ONE OF THE ARMY OF ELYSIUM. TRAINED UNDER BARON RANDELL HUNTLY. YOU SERVE THE PORK BORN, DAVID. YOU SHALL FIGHT AGAINST ALL ENEMIES OF THE KING, INCLUDING-

REALLY, YOU DO NOT WORK FOR THE TRATOR. YOU WORK FOR FINBAR, LORD FINBAR, THE RIGHTFULL RULER OF ELYSIUM. HE HAS SAVED ANOTHER WORLD'S PEOPLE. AND SHALL TAKE BACK HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE-

NO YOU ARE DWARFS, BUILDERS OF A NEW HOME. AFTER WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO THE HOLY MOUNTAIN AND OTHER DWARVEN LANDS. YOU HAVE FLED THE TYRANY OF EDD AND HAVE NOW COME TO THIS MOUNTAIN. YOU G=MUST STRIKE THE-

WHAT, YOU DO NOT WORK FOR THOSE POWER GRUBING IDIOTS. YOU WORK FOR THE GLORIUS REVOLUTION. THE WORKER/PEASENT'S REVOLUTION THAT IS. YOU ARE A PART OF THE COMMUNIST GUNRILLIAS, FIGHTING FOR THE GLORIOUS PEPOLE'S REPUBLIC, AND SERVE THE PRIMIER ZOMBIE LENIN. THE RACES SHALL RISE-

NO, YOU ARE NONE OF THOSE STUPID THINGS. FOR A YEARS, THE LAND HAD NOT SEEN THE LIGHT OF INDUSTRY. UNTIL THE OTHERS MENSIONED BEFORE CAME. THEY HAVE REFUSED TO GIVE THE PEOPLE THIS STUFF. AND HAVE GONE AND MADE ALL OF INDUSTRY STATE-RUNED. THEY ALSO DOMINATE CRIME. FROM PIRACY TO THE DRUG BUSINESS. THIS SHALL NOT STAND. WE ALSO WOULD LIKE GUNS.AFTER STEALING MANY GUNS, WE FINALLY HAVE ENOUFF TO RISE UP. WE ARE THE LIBERTY CAPITALIST MAFIA PEOPLE'S REBELLION MILLITA, AND ALL LORDS SHALL FALL UNDER OUR WRAFT.
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2014, 08:45:30 pm »

So, do I have to choose one of those factions above? I'm confused.
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2014, 08:53:22 pm »

So, do I have to choose one of those factions above? I'm confused.
NO, YOU ARE LIBERTY CAPITALIST MAFIA PEOPLE'S REBELLION MILLITA PERSON, THE REST EXPLAIN FACTIONS YOU OPOSE, EXCEPT MAYBE THE DWARFS
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2014, 09:31:03 pm »

((Question, are the spelling mistakes accidental or do they come with the shouty button caps lock?))
((not that, something is wrong with my spell check on this chromebook))
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2014, 11:04:57 pm »

((This is so hard to reeeeaaad...))

((Edit: This is a glorified PTW))
« Last Edit: September 16, 2014, 04:49:42 am by InsanityIncarnate »
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2014, 04:21:53 am »

Shoot Lord Edd, Baron Randell, Finbar, The Dwarf, the Communist, and the liberty capitalist mafia dude.

Problem solved.
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2014, 04:45:08 am »

Shoot Lord Edd, Baron Randell, Finbar, The Dwarf, the Communist, and the liberty capitalist mafia dude.

Problem solved.

Push this easy-going heretic into magma!
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2014, 10:46:31 am »

I FEEL COMPELLED TO WATCH THIS MESS
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2014, 12:45:23 pm »

CONSTRUCT MAGMA
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2014, 03:57:04 pm »

Shoot Lord Edd, Baron Randell, Finbar, The Dwarf, the Communist, and the liberty capitalist mafia dude.

Problem solved.

Push this easy-going heretic into magma!
ROLL: 3-1=2
BLAZING IS PUSHED INTO ONE OF THOSE OPEN MAGMA HOLES BEFORE HE CAN CLONE HIMSELF

CONSTRUCT MAGMA
ROLL: 5
YOU FIND A HUDGE MAGMA LAKE AND GET A BUCKET AND RETURN TO BASE TO PUT IT THERE. YOU ALSO WAYPOINTED IT.

THIS IS ALSO A MINECRAFT THING.
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2014, 03:57:55 pm »

This actually updated?


Huh.
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2014, 04:01:29 pm »

MORE MUST BE SACRIFICED TO THE BLOOD OF ARMOK!
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It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2014, 11:40:34 am »

POST MORE, I WILL NOT STEP SO LOW THAT I DO ONE ACTION. MASTACHEESE DOES NOT COUNT.
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2014, 12:09:03 am »

CONSTRUCT MAGMA MOAT AROUND BASE
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Re: THE GLORIOUS MINECRAFT VOLTZ ADVENTURE
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2014, 12:57:19 am »

[colour=yellow]CROWN MYSELF KING[/colour]
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.
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