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Author Topic: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Eight Lives!  (Read 21175 times)

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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Dances With Cats!
« Reply #195 on: January 20, 2015, 10:39:21 pm »

This is absurd. Awaken from this nightmare.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-To Miko Territory!
« Reply #196 on: January 31, 2015, 06:37:39 pm »

I attempt with some part of my mind to rebel against this, but it feels as if that little part of me is dragged along. Like a dog on a short chain. Something seems wrong...feels wrong.

But it also feels so, so right.

The insane impulses that have been leading me so far continue to pull me toward whatever bizarre fate they have decided on.

"Miko, Myew! Miko territory~" I suggest.

Certainly, while the schoolgirls are powerful combatants, as everyone knows, the Miko's protective charms should provide proper sanctuary for us. Tactically, it would be best for us to regather our strength in the shrine long enough for me to discover more about this situation.

"Right! We don't have all day this ain't candyland!" The bunnygirl shouted, as she pulled us both out of the elevator in a single motion. Once we where out, she grasped the massive handle of the massive massive sword and pulled it out in a single motion!

The elevator fell down once again, sparks dancing around the elevator shaft like a vampire catgirl. There was a several inch thick hole in the concrete where the sword was, though the blade itself seemed undamaged.

"What are you waiting for? Move move move!" She states again, rushing down the hallway while switching from her sword to her BAR. She checks around the nearby corner carefully, poking her head around it causing her ears to bounce wildly. She makes some hand motions for you to follower her.

Suddenly, there is a sound that makes you all jump, the bunnygirl readying her machine gun back the way you just came. In the dark elevator shaft, there where three grappling lines descending from parts unknown!

In seconds, those grappling lines had people on them. Vampire people! In the center was a young woman in a secretaries outfit, wearing glasses that seem to almost fall off her face. She appears to be the leader, judging by the power radiating from the Ak-74 tied to her back. Next to her where to young women in business suits, one with an Uzi the other with a Mac-10 both ready in their hands.

"NYANYANYANYANYAN!" Fearing for my allies safety, I begin to draw their fire by making the most annoying sound my memory can come up with.

"[Censored]!" The bunnygirl shouts curses as she sees her enemies, though not the magical kind unfortunately.

"Ill hold them off, just get to Miko territory Nekomi!" She finishes, while preparing to open fire.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-To Miko Territory!
« Reply #197 on: February 03, 2015, 05:32:44 pm »

Go to Miko territory?
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-To Miko Territory!
« Reply #198 on: February 03, 2015, 09:37:35 pm »

Pick up all allies. Run.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-To Miko Territory!
« Reply #199 on: February 03, 2015, 09:55:20 pm »

Pick up all allies. Run.
Yes. Actually pick them up. Carry the bunny on your back so she can cover our rear.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-To Miko Territory!
« Reply #200 on: March 12, 2015, 11:22:52 pm »

"Nya!" I state, quickly picking up my maid companion princess style and rushing off down the hallway toward the bunny girl who was flinging suppressive lead behind us the entire time. The maid goes along with it the best she can after I had quickly informed her of my plan in catspeak, holding on tightly to avoid falling as she looked over my shoulder.

"It isn't doing anything! They are just walking out casually, like it is a normal day at their accursed office!" She states in an angry manner, repositioning herself and holding on even tighter to allow my use of my right hand as we approach the bunny girl.

"What are you...!?" The bunny girl states through clinched teeth, turning her eyes from the target to me while she continues to fire. I don't have time for her to finish her sentence, or say what is going on, so I simply grabbed a hold of her cloths and threw her several feet in the air. Her eyes look confused, her mouth looks angry, but she continues to fire as if nothing had happened. I carefully position myself as she falls, the world again traveling in slow motion. She lands perfectly on my shoulders and back in a sitting position, forcing me to put my head down facing the maid as I resume running.

"Brilliant! [Censored] brilliant!" The bunny girl states while continuing to fire, in a tone that doesn't tell me if she is serious or sarcastic. In any case, I use my super-cat-girl-ballerina-vampire speed and strength to run down the halls as fast as a person who is running but not carrying two heavily armed girls. Similes are hard.

"Left! Left! Now a right!" The maid in my arms shouts above the gunfire as brass bounces off my body, giving me directions to our destination. The maid is giving directions, not the brass. The brass tells me nothing but how much of an idiot I am. And dark secrets. And dark secrets about how much of an idiot I am.

"The [Censored] stopped following us!" The gunner on my back states, still firing. That gun is only supposed to have, like, 20 bullets. How is she keeping it up that long?

"That is great! We are almost to Miko territory! There should be paper ofuda and shide around here somewhe...Oh no!"

There where, in fact, hundreds of tiny paper talismans up ahead. In fact, the hallway was practically a wall filled with talismans hanging from ropes, like one of those hippy bead wall things but fancier and with actual magic powers. They seemed to glow with a magical energy, a slight blue illuminating the people standing in front of them. The people standing in front of them being the three secretary/office ladies standing their casually, as if they had been waiting for hours, with the guns at their sides like a suit case. The leader fixes her glasses as we approach.

We just have to pass them...
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-To Miko Territory!
« Reply #201 on: March 13, 2015, 01:49:48 am »

Smash through the wall to the left and go around them!
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-To Miko Territory!
« Reply #202 on: March 13, 2015, 02:47:38 am »

Smash through the wall to the left and go around them!
+1 Use unrestricted alternative pathfinding.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-To Miko Territory!
« Reply #203 on: March 13, 2015, 06:00:59 am »

Stop daydreaming. Realise that all that silly stuff we thought we've been doing would indeed be as silly as the decision to pick up a mitrailleuse and would indeed happen in an alternate reality where we'd be so silly as to pick up a mitrailleuse. Vampire paranoia is crazy. Grab two pistols and a rifle.

I have taken it upon myself to make this game at least semi-serious!
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-To Miko Territory!
« Reply #204 on: March 13, 2015, 06:02:54 am »

Smash through the wall to the left and go around them!
+1 Use unrestricted alternative pathfinding.

+1.

Also maybe set fire to the paper charms as a distraction.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-To Miko Territory!
« Reply #205 on: March 13, 2015, 01:08:13 pm »

Smash through the wall to the left and go around them!
+1 Use unrestricted alternative pathfinding.

+1.

Also maybe set fire to the paper charms as a distraction.
Breath fire on them.

Cause we're also part dragon on top of being a vampire nekomimi.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-To Miko Territory!
« Reply #206 on: March 13, 2015, 05:00:11 pm »

Smash through the wall to the left and go around them!
+1 Use unrestricted alternative pathfinding.

+1.

Also maybe set fire to the paper charms as a distraction.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-To Miko Territory!
« Reply #207 on: March 17, 2015, 05:49:29 pm »

Smash through the wall to the left and go around them!
+1 Use unrestricted alternative pathfinding.

+1.

Also maybe set fire to the paper charms as a distraction.
Breath fire on them.

Cause we're also part dragon on top of being a vampire nekomimi.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-To Miko Territory!
« Reply #208 on: March 17, 2015, 06:17:43 pm »

Smash through the wall to the left and go around them!
+1 Use unrestricted alternative pathfinding.

+1.

Also maybe set fire to the paper charms as a distraction.
Breath fire on them.

Cause we're also part dragon on top of being a vampire nekomimi.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-To Miko Territory!
« Reply #209 on: March 17, 2015, 07:36:32 pm »

I instantly shift my path left, away from the door and toward the hated drywall construct, where no enemies are currently blocking. The enemy reacts by raising their guns to firing position. A purplish glow emitted from the barrel of the leader's AK, powerful enough to remove the bluish hue from before, as a bullet prepares to propel itself down the enemies gun.

A distraction. I need a distraction!

I close my eyes while running, the world once again going in slow motion. I search inside myself, namely the pit of my stomach. Then the walls of my stomach, the esophagus, and a bit of the small intestine. I breath deeply, then remember to search my lungs. I briefly panic, noticing that none of these things are working. Then I remember that I am a vampire, who's organs do not work properly. Then I remember that I should still be panicked because of that 'guns pointed at me' thing, and that I still have my eyes closed. But looking inside myself allowed me to remember something more...

Burning passion
Chemical reaction
Fire pun
Fire Guns!

The Dead Dancers
Corpses moved only by passion
Fire in their hearts.
Firearms in their hand.
It consumed all they are
and pushes them forward
to all they will be.
 
Ever forward
Ever higher
They are pushed
By this fire
The path behind
and below
Has been burned
So much they know.

The fire is the light
of the hearts alight
brightening the darkness
without ruining the
frilly dress.

From your heart....FIRE DANCE!

The super-long, super bad poetry required for a new dance dances through my head. For some reason, it feels like this poetry is so horrible that this being forced on me can only be divine punishment. What could I have done to deserve such bad poetry? I have been a good catgirl. Did I devour an entire orphanage in a past life or something? Maybe there is something controlling me....something that does deserve such bad poetry for an unthinkable reason.

The poetry is so bad that it distracted me from the fact that my face was starting to heat up. My pale skin, from what I can tell, quickly turning a pinkish red as the air in front of me starts giving off heat waves. Finally, I realize what is happening. I narrow my sanguine eyes, looking past the three enemy vampires toward the charm door. I take a deep non-breath....

I exhale carefully, sending a jet of fire toward the charms in slow motion. Really slow motion. In fact, all this thinking and shooting probably took a fraction of a second. Anyway, the jet of fire looks a bit like the water shot from a water gun. A really thin stream, with a few flickers of flame diverging from the main jet. It isn't very big, I couldn't continue exhaling for more then a fraction of this slow motion time. I don't think it will have much combat application, even against vampires, and doubt I can do that again for a while...but it is kind of pretty.

Suddenly, as the jet makes contact with the charms, the world returns to normal time. I continue barreling forward at the speed of an unencumbered person, toward the wall as a strange scent fills the air.

"Incense..." the Leader stated to herself as smoke began pouring from the door like a smoke grenade, the paper quickly going up in flames. The smoke has a bluish glow, just as the talismans themselves had, while the AK's light seemed to have been stolen from it.

"....This incense....we must retreat." she finishes, lowering her gun back to suitcase position as her other hand covers her nose and mouth. The other suits follow suit, and all three back away into the smoke vanishing from my sight.

Meanwhile, the wall gets closer and closer to me. I lower my head (obviously the most useless part of my body at this point...) and crash straight through it, the drywall dust coming up on all sides. I continue my charge in the same manner, going through the second set of dry wall just as easily as the first.

"Oh Nya!" I state on instinct, having come safely through the other side. Before I can brag about my destructing to the drywall behind me, it suddenly closes as if I had never been there!

"Welcome. We predicted your arrival, and have prepared snacks accordingly. Do not worry about your enemies, we shrine girls know how to keep them out." A voice states. Sitting in a wooden chair directly in front of me was a young lady in a miko outfit. She had the pale skin and reddish eyes that all vampires seem to share, with the addition of long white hair tied in a complex pony tail behind her. Next to her side, leaning against the wall was a traditional Shinto shotgun, the Mossberg 500. Seeing as I still have no memories not related to bad poetry, don't blame me for not knowing Shinto traditions. In any case, in front of her was a card table with a fancy tea set on it, with four glasses already poured. Inside each teacup was a kind of dark-red liquid with a large amount of steam coming off of it.

Meh. Too long to edit. Will totally fix any mistakes later.
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