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[Worldmaster27]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Point out that we're not finished dancing yet. Tell them that they're free to join in, but that this is really, really freaking rude.

+1

Yush~

+1

+1
Pyramid of power.

+1

May as well join the insanity +1

+1 Though they may be evil, they should at least be considerate enough to allow us a final dance with our true love.

[Stirk]

Eh Gads. That is like seven votes. For a crazy answer.
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"Excuse meow. That was rather rude. It is impolite to interrupt a private dance. Now you are free to join, as long as you act in a civilized manner."

I state this without a hint of hypocrisy for my earlier actions, ignoring the attack. I continue dancing, without breaking eye contact. The maid looks worriedly at the attackers, however. Quite bothersome, rather ruins the mood.

WHAT AM I SAYING! I will not be taken in by my own insanity!

"Don't think I don't know who you are and what you do. I know why they call you Dances With Cats! You are a true master of the Dance arts, probably preparing for an attack even now! And do you know what else is rude? IGNORING SOMEONE WHEN THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL YOU!"

The blond eye patch maid probably looks really angry right now. You can tell from the way her anime-like voice is filled with pure hate. Especially in her next words.

"OPEN FIRE!"

[Lyeos]

Totally use whatsherface as a human shield.
Or Throw her at them.

[Harry Baldman]

And so I pray, bullet ballet?

At any rate, perform bullet time dodging maneuvers with our dance partner. Avoid potential gunfire.

Also wonder if there are any windows to jump out of.

[Worldmaster27]

And so I pray, bullet ballet?

At any rate, perform bullet time dodging maneuvers with our dance partner. Avoid potential gunfire.

Also wonder if there are any windows to jump out of.

+1. Lyeos, you're hilarious. There will be no sanity in this game, as long as the hivemind has control.

[Lyeos]

+1. Lyeos, you're hilarious. There will be no sanity in this game, as long as the hivemind has control.

To be frank I just want to kill someone already.

[Prudent Viper]

And so I pray, bullet ballet?

At any rate, perform bullet time dodging maneuvers with our dance partner. Avoid potential gunfire.

Also wonder if there are any windows to jump out of.

+1. We like this girl. She's our only ally and potential friend. Friends don't use friends as bullet sponges.

[~Neri]

Dance out the door with our dancepartner, fart loudly right before we close the door~

[Prophet]

And so I pray, bullet ballet?

At any rate, perform bullet time dodging maneuvers with our dance partner. Avoid potential gunfire.

Also wonder if there are any windows to jump out of.

+1. Lyeos, you're hilarious. There will be no sanity in this game, as long as the hivemind has control.

+1

[Lyeos]

Gah.
I feel like the one on the left.

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At least this might possibly work.

[AoshimaMichio]

So... We died?

[Stirk]

So... We died?

I just didn't feel like updating it. So....maybe? I can't remember. Amnesia!

[Worldmaster27]

* Worldmaster27 pokes the dancing cat

[Stirk]

Alright, time to update I guess.

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Despite the maid's orders of fire, the continue to watch the dancing for the rest of the month (I am bad with times), again tapping her foot and getting lost to the beat as she attempts to sing along to the wordless music. This continues until the song ends, with the rest of the maids keeping in the exact same pose for the entire hiatus.

Interesting back story, before becoming vampire meido all the mooks where street performers who where often human statues. Except one, who was a mime, who is used to standing in one place to avoid being seen by the judgmental public. They where all one day from retirement before becoming vampires. I don't know any of this, and might just be making it up. In fact, this entire back-story is probably part of my deranged mind. Anyway, the music stopped and they are about to shoot me.

Now, the next song starts. Wait, was there music to start with? Because I am totally hearing music now. It might all just be in my head.

Finding no windows to jump out of (and still being a vampire who may or may not be weak to the harsh glaze of the sun), I decide it is best to stay here and activate my amazing power.

BULLET BALLET!

The guns start going off to the beat of the song, the vampire maid former street performer mooks opening a sweeping volley of fire from right to left across the room. I pick up the maid with the .223 pistols and do a Fish Dive under the inaccurate stream of incoming fire, somehow making it to the other side unharmed as slow-motion bullets cut by inches from my face. The sweep continues to the right as the enemy reflexes struggle to catch up, destroying the drywall on the other side of the room.

Drywall. Our real enemy. It must all be destroyed!

The eyepatch-clad maid then grits her teeth and pulls out her shotgun, aiming it at me. I throw the friendly(er) maid into the air and start performing Fouetté rond de jambe en tournant to throw her off. The shot flies towards me in slow motion, while I go from my former spinning to a Sauté, leaping over the low-aimed burst several inches wide. I clear the last piece of buckshot by just a few centimeters, reuniting with my dancing partner in mid air.

Well, that bought some time, the mooks have all begun speed-reloading.

Now what will I do?

[~Neri]

CAST FLARE AND ABSCOND!

With friendly maid of course~