You guys are all perverts. My innocent gun-wielding-nekko-maid game turned into something dirty somehow! Wait, it didn't even start with the gun-wielding-nekko-miedos....WTHeck happened with this game anyway?
We continue hand in hand down the hallway, running past dozens of near identical rooms with no sign of any windows, bathrooms, or anything that wasn't a room like the one I started in. Judging by how many twists and turns I took, my room is probably in the middle of the building anyway, far away from a place windows would do any good.
"We have to get somewhere safe..." I whispered softly in her ear, getting as close to it as I could manage. I learned my lesson from that meowing fiasco last turn. I am not about to give away our position again.
"I know. I know a place, we are almost there. Be patient." She whispered back, just as softly, though she was breathing heavily from all the running.
Just as she said that, we turn around one more corner. Finally, we see a dead end. There is a small hallway, with only one room at the end of it. She leads me to it with a bounce in her step, finally letting go of my hand as she gets down on all fours in front of the door. Bizarrely (well, more bizarrely) she began scratching at the door as a cat would.
"Identety confirmed. Welcome."
The female computer voice spoke up once the gain as she did this. The door slid downward into the floor, revealing a small elevator behind it. It seemed to only be large enough for one person, but as the maid stands up and walks into it she waves me to join her. I follow, squeezing in to the tight space.
Suddenly, the door slams shut again and the elevator begins descending. This is a good time to get some answers.
First things first.
"What is your name. Meow? Nyan?" I continue to whisper, afraid that even here if I speak up I may give away our position. I try to get close as I say this, but I end up accidentally bashing our heads into each other. It was gentle though. Gentle head ramming. Don't try butting heads on moving objects, kids.
"My name was Nekomi NyanNyan, before the Maids stole that from me. I thought I would never be able to say that again, but now that I know you are alive Dances with Cats, there is still hope!" she whispers back, anger filling her high-pitched voice either from what the maids had done to her or from the fact that I just headbutted her for no reason.
Suddenly, the elevator we are in begins rocking back and forth widely! Sparks fly above us, as the sound of screeching metal fills the tight space. Nekomi gives a short screech and holds me even closer, shouting "They found us! We where so close! So close!" with tears in her eyes.
Everything comes to a stop suddenly. The noise stops as if someone simply turned it off, the sparks no longer fly, and we stop moving. The door to the elevator is violent torn open, someone pulling it away with the force of the train from the outside.
In front of me was another hallway, just like the one I entered the elevator in. Standing in that hallway was a girl, not a maid or a cat-girl. She was, in fact, a bunny girl with long scarlet-red hair and a Browning Automatic Rifle on her back. Above us was a massive sword, bigger than the girl in front of us, pinning the elevator to the concrete wall behind it.
"Come with me if you want to live! The Office Girls and Secretaries took our base at this location over just before they defeated you, Nekomi! We will have to get you to school girl or Miko territory fast!"
(Now the question is, who will make this game more ridiculous, me or you?)
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