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Author Topic: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. REBOOT COMMENCED)  (Read 290620 times)

WillowLuman

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4425 on: January 04, 2015, 01:33:13 am »
Oh. Hey.
Well, ain't that cute. Try not to bleed all over it.

There came a knock on the North door. 3 knocks, to be precise. Then came a loud, crackling electronic voice. "GR-R-R-EETINGS FUN SEEKER-RS. W-W-WELCOME TO THE WOR-R-RLD'S MOST AWESOME LASER ARENA. BEFORE YOU GET STARTED-ARTED, TH-THERE ARE SOME SAFETY RULES YOU NEED TO KNOW. O-ONE: DON'T RUN. IT WOULDN'T BE FUN IF SOMEONE TRIPPED AND HURT THEMS-S-SELVES. TWO: NO CLIMB-IMB-IMB-ING. THIS IS NOT A JUNGLE GYM, TH-THE OBSTACLES ARE NOT DESIGNED F-F-OR CLIMBING. THREE: N-N-O BLOCKING SCORE AREAS. *FZZZT* COVERING THE SENS-ENS-ENS-OR AREAS ON YOUR LASER VESTS IS CHEATING, AND THAT'S NO FUN. FOUR: NO ROUGH-HOUSING. THIS IS A FRIEND-END-ENDLY GAME OF RANGED COMBA=A-AT-, WE DON'T W-WANT ANYONE TO GET HURT. FIVE: KEEP HANDS AWAY-AY-AY FROM THE ROBOT. I HAVE M-M-MOVING PARTS AND DO NOT W-WANT YOU TO GET HURT. FINALLY-Y: NO FOOD OR DRINK IN THE ARENA. CONSUME THEM OUTSIDE! J-J-JUST REMEMBER THESE RULES AND HAVE A S-S-SAFE AND F-FUN TIME!"
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4426 on: January 04, 2015, 01:45:01 am »
Tech burries her face in her knees, lacing her arms about her legs, as the robot speaks. It's apparent that she's having difficulty keeping herself calm. Tech's kitten hops from it's place on the chair to the floor, heading towards Hugo.
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4427 on: January 04, 2015, 02:00:49 am »
Iton calls out to the robot,"Can you tell us why Santa not is trying to drag us away to his fun lair?
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4428 on: January 04, 2015, 02:17:42 am »
The voice on the other side of the door makes no response. Instead, listening carefully, they can hear the sound of footsteps in the hall, heading away from the door.

The accordion song in the distance seems to be getting somewhat out of tune.

"Oh, Boss says he thinks he's ready to get bandaged now."
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4429 on: January 04, 2015, 02:23:30 am »
Iton takes the shirt and rips off two long strips from the length of it's back.
He walks over the Hugo then notices he's missing one item
"Anybody got something like a short stick or small metal Rod?"
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4430 on: January 04, 2015, 02:40:46 am »
Tech shakes her head slightly, "I— I, that's the one thing I don't have in my backpack. Unless writing utensils count as 'short sticks'."

The small feline, with it's fluffy orange-colored fur, makes itself comfortable at Hugo's side; away from the other cat. HugoLuman is now a big furry cat-magnet.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4431 on: January 04, 2015, 02:43:55 am »
Iton scratches his head and begins looking through the room for anything to use.
Maybe a wrench, screwdriver, heavy duty metal pen, something?
(Someone roll for this I'm not sure if it's ok for me to do so)
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4432 on: January 04, 2015, 02:54:19 am »
((Ninjas!))
"How about a pen? He's got some in his bag. Though looks like he's lying on it."

Quote from: technicallyAdventurer on January 04, 2015, 02:40:46 am
Tech shakes her head slightly, "I— I, that's the one thing I don't have in my backpack. Unless writing utensils count as 'short sticks'."

The small feline, with it's fluffy orange-colored fur, makes itself comfortable at Hugo's side; away from the other cat. HugoLuman is now a big furry cat-magnet.
((IRL I'm a bit of a cat magnet))
HugoLuman thought to himself. Well, aside from all the blood and absolute insanity of this situation, this isn't that far from normal.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4433 on: January 04, 2015, 03:01:04 am »
Its got to be a really strong, not too thin pen.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4434 on: January 04, 2015, 03:10:04 am »
"There should be a red one that says 'Stanford' on it, doesn't work too well but it's all metal." HugoLuman shifts to get the bag out from under him. "He says if you're thinking of splinting it, he doesn't know if there's enough left for that."
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4435 on: January 04, 2015, 03:16:29 am »
That should work. The pen will be used to tighten the wrap around the tail and cut off circulation. It will stop the bleeding at the cost of the rest of your tail. But it will also stop most chance of infection since it won't be open to the rest of the body. Are you ok with this?
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4436 on: January 04, 2015, 03:42:15 am »
"He says he never wanted a tail in the first place."

The accordion song from across the building is becoming increasingly out of tune and disjointed. Closer by, from the end of the North hall perhaps, comes another sound. "G-R-EETINGS. REMEMBER TO FOLLOW SAFETY RULES AT ALL TIMES."
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4437 on: January 04, 2015, 03:45:55 am »
"Uh, m... ...I hate to interrupt, but someone should check the North hall."
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4438 on: January 04, 2015, 03:46:59 am »
Drugged up Iton attempt to turniquet the tail and [17] flawlessly tightens the short onto the wound and stops the bleeding and it is minimally painful.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4439 on: January 04, 2015, 03:52:16 am »
((Hopefully there aren't any cameras that allow the bots to stare directly at the viewer from two feet away.))

SB somehow figures out the panel and checks the north hall.
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