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Reminder: If you're comfortable with it, approximate height and weight would be good info for the character sheet
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Handy link to Character sheet!
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Handy link to map!
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Tropes page as well, why not.
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Author Topic: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. REBOOT COMMENCED)  (Read 295595 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4305 on: January 03, 2015, 12:32:11 am »
(You know, I don't put much stock in your survival past the first hour.)
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4306 on: January 03, 2015, 12:33:42 am »
Iton walks up to SB,"You mind popping my shoulder back into place?"
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Arcvasti

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4307 on: January 03, 2015, 12:34:58 am »
Arcvasti, after seeing that Santa is under control, turns and goes back into the security room.

*Ace. Don't move. There's a puppet behind you. When I give the signal. Close the south door to this room.*

Arcvasti walks up and thwacks the knight full force on the knee with his scepter.

***My good sir, I do SPIT upon thy rules and regulations! Shoveth them up thy endoskeleton and undulate in a manner similar to a wench riding a jellyfish!***
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4308 on: January 03, 2015, 12:38:07 am »
((You people are just /Asking/ to die right now. My goodness.))
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4309 on: January 03, 2015, 12:38:56 am »
Quote from: Kevak on January 03, 2015, 12:38:07 am
((You people are just /Asking/ to die right now. My goodness.))

(According to Hugo it hasn't even been a minute, maybe.)
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4310 on: January 03, 2015, 12:39:22 am »
((1.5))
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4311 on: January 03, 2015, 12:39:48 am »
(Well there's not really any good way of going about this)
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technicallyAdventurer

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4312 on: January 03, 2015, 12:40:45 am »
((To be fair, one of my closest friends was being dragged away by a demonic-animatronic Santa Claus.
« Last Edit: January 03, 2015, 12:43:11 am by technicallyAdventurer »
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4313 on: January 03, 2015, 12:42:45 am »
(Because he was being an idiot trying to save the drugged up cripple)
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technicallyAdventurer

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4314 on: January 03, 2015, 12:46:49 am »
((We might have to disregard or NPC Ace? He's not going to reply for a while due to emotional issues.
« Last Edit: January 03, 2015, 12:48:48 am by technicallyAdventurer »
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4315 on: January 03, 2015, 12:53:32 am »
[Ninjas make me have to change things...]
Quote from: Arcvasti on January 03, 2015, 12:34:58 am
Arcvasti, after seeing that Santa is under control, turns and goes back into the security room.

*Ace. Don't move. There's a puppet behind you. When I give the signal. Close the south door to this room.*

Arcvasti walks up and thwacks the knight full force on the knee with his scepter.

***My good sir, I do SPIT upon thy rules and regulations! Shoveth them up thy endoskeleton and undulate in a manner similar to a wench riding a jellyfish!***
The Knight reaches for Arc in response, [15 v 1] but the snatch seems rather lazy and Arc easily evades it. The Knight then snatches for the next nearest person, [2], HugoLuman, [3 v 13] who it catches by surprise (despite the danger sense) by the tail. HugoLuman scrabbles at the floor as the Knight starts dragging him out of the room.

Quote from: technicallyAdventurer on January 03, 2015, 12:46:49 am
((We might have to disregard or NPC Ace? He's not going to reply for a while due to emotional issues.
[[Uh oh. I hope he's OK]]
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4316 on: January 03, 2015, 12:55:11 am »
As soon as the knight reaches the threshold, Arcvasti slams the door close button, hopefully crushing or immobilizing the creature.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4317 on: January 03, 2015, 12:58:13 am »
((Save some for the safety bot guys!))
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4318 on: January 03, 2015, 12:58:49 am »
Quote from: Arcvasti on January 03, 2015, 12:55:11 am
As soon as the knight reaches the threshold, Arcvasti slams the door close button, hopefully crushing or immobilizing the creature.

(You know there's a chance you'll just bisect Hugo, right?)
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SOLDIER First

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4319 on: January 03, 2015, 12:59:16 am »
Quote from: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on January 03, 2015, 12:33:42 am
Iton walks up to SB,"You mind popping my shoulder back into place?"
"I don't know how to do that, dude."
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