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Author Topic: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. REBOOT COMMENCED)  (Read 295480 times)

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4260 on: January 02, 2015, 10:34:37 pm »

A "HO HO HO" sounds in the distance.
"Well excuse me, but I kinda want to know what happens in that game if you turtle up. Would we be inciting some kind of horrible wrath if we did that? And check around for that Knight, STAT."

"One of them gets...they get into the room, somehow, and it's game over." Rubbing her face, Tech's hands drop to her sides.. "From behind one of the posters, there was a hole. That's what I read on the wiki, atleast."
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4261 on: January 02, 2015, 10:35:59 pm »

(We do to know time difference because we've talked about what's happened before we came in and time thingys so we know time isn't the same)

I'll tank it out at the door entrance incase anything try's to enter
With that Iton stands in the doorway with axe and crowbar in hands
(Which doorway? There are two into the security room.)

Suddenly, through the South doorway of their room, they hear the sound of heavy, running footsteps coming closer very, very fast.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4262 on: January 02, 2015, 10:38:55 pm »

(South, ready to brace an attack)
If something comes near Iton he heavily strikes towered it with the axe.
While stationary he should still get that +1 melee
And the drugs probably give him like +2~3 damage threshold
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4263 on: January 02, 2015, 10:41:13 pm »

(South, ready to brace an attack)
If something comes near Iton he heavily strikes towered it with the axe.
While stationary he should still get that +1 melee
And the drugs probably give him like +2~3 damage threshold

(Don't forget the penalty of your leg for the movement for the swing.  Also, damage is realistic, so +2 to 3 damage against something doesn't really mean all too much.)
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4264 on: January 02, 2015, 10:44:33 pm »

(He's stationary, no leg no kente for swinging while standing in place, and if there is he just plants his peg and moves with his good leg. He still gets his bonus with no penalties while stationary. And I don't care if it's not much it's still something)
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4265 on: January 02, 2015, 10:48:12 pm »

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As he looks into the hall, Iton sees, for a split second, the animatronic Santa Claus sprinting down the hall at frightening speed. It slams into him before he can even raise his weapons, sending him tumbling backwards across the room as it charges in. [1+2] The impact dislocates his right shoulder.

Santa lunges for SentientBowtie [1 v 1 :o] but due to his speed manages to miss him utterly, though he does fall over as he moves out of the way.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4266 on: January 02, 2015, 10:50:33 pm »

Ace chewed at his lower lip instead of saying anything, his eyes still fixed on Tech as he gave a worried look. She was scared, obviously, and he was no real help in assuring her. With a nervous sigh, he motioned towards the kitten that was safely placed into her pocket. What other way to feel better than to cuddle a kitten? Ace logic. Oh wait no she was busy explaining. Now that was just rude. Ace recalled the game the girl was explaining, and he piped up after the announcement that the Knight moved. "Oh my god. Shut the doors. Shut the doors right now." He'd nearly discarded his weapon aside as he reached for one of the buttons that closed one of the doors yo the room they were inside.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4267 on: January 02, 2015, 10:50:54 pm »

Iton stands back up feeling no pain (future narcotics are great aren't they) but notices his right arm is practically useless and tops his axe. He then hobbles over and beats on robo-Santa with the crowbar, or pride off bits of his exoskeleton if possible
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4268 on: January 02, 2015, 10:53:08 pm »

"SHITTING FUCK! SOMEONE GET KILLING KRINGLE OUT OF HERE!"
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Re: If Forumites Wek re Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4269 on: January 02, 2015, 10:56:18 pm »

Though her reaction is slowed by a moment's delay, Tech hurriedly backs up, abruptly crashing into Ace. She's a blubbering mess, trying to get as far as possible from the animatronic quickly nearing the entrance.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4270 on: January 02, 2015, 11:00:57 pm »

Just before Santa charged into the room through the South door, Ace closes the North door with the flick of a switch.

"OH GOD! OH SHIT! OH GOD! OH SHIT!"

Iton stands back up feeling no pain (future narcotics are great aren't they) but notices his right arm is practically useless and tops his axe. He then hobbles over and beats on robo-Santa with the crowbar, or pride off bits of his exoskeleton if possible

Aside from punching a small hole in Santa's costume, the crowbar doesn't seem to phase him in the slightest, rebounding off the endoskeleton underneath. As soon as Iton strikes him, though, Santa whirls around to face him and tries to seize him instead of SB. [5 v 10] Santa's hands clamp down like a vice upon Iton's injured arm, and Santa quickly steps back out the way he came, beginning to briskly walk back down the hall, dragging Iton with him.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4271 on: January 02, 2015, 11:02:39 pm »

Iton begins clubbing at killer Kringle with his crowbar as if nothing's happening
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4272 on: January 02, 2015, 11:04:01 pm »

SB aims at Killer Kringle with his antique rifle, specifically the shoulder holding Iton, and fires, not bothering to stand up or anything trivial like that.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4273 on: January 02, 2015, 11:13:42 pm »

Santa utterly ignores the blows. Whatever that endoskeleton's made of, it's tough.

"Shit shit shit! The FUCK do we do??"

SB aims at Killer Kringle with his antique rifle, specifically the shoulder holding Iton, and fires, not bothering to stand up or anything trivial like that.
[13, +1 for ability, +1 for corridor aiming.]
Stepping out into the hall, SB shoots Santa, managing not to hit Iton. The shot strikes Santa in the back as he's nearly already at the end of the hall, ricocheting off something inside the animatronic's costume and not seeming to damage him in any way. Santa does drop Iton, though, and turns around to face SB before sprinting back up the hall towards him.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4274 on: January 02, 2015, 11:15:58 pm »

Iton throws the crowbar with all his strength trying to hit Kringle.
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