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In absence of a poll, have some handy links!

Reminder: If you're comfortable with it, approximate height and weight would be good info for the character sheet
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Handy link to Character sheet!
- 2 (14.3%)
Handy link to map!
- 1 (7.1%)
Tropes page as well, why not.
- 5 (35.7%)

Total Members Voted: 13


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Author Topic: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. REBOOT COMMENCED)  (Read 296051 times)

~Neri

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The cargopants spin several times. You think it may be being sarcastic towards you. Obviously it's guarding something.
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SOLDIER First

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"...hm.
If I promise you I won't try to damage anything in the warehouse or take what you're guarding, can I step onto the sidewalk without getting shredded?"
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Iton walks up to a different pair of pants,"You see what your friend over there is doing? Can you understand questions and answer yes and no like it is?"
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~Neri

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"...hm.
If I promise you I won't try to damage anything in the warehouse or take what you're guarding, can I step onto the sidewalk without getting shredded?"


The pants crouch. Clearly a no.

Iton walks up to a different pair of pants,"You see what your friend over there is doing? Can you understand questions and answer yes and no like it is?"
The jeans spin. Yes.
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SOLDIER First

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"Not very good.
Will you ever not want to shred us?"
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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"Wanna play a game of 20 questions?, you do know what 20 questions is right?"
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WillowLuman

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"Are all these warehouses similarly guarded?"
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Tech gives a small giggle towards the pants' responses, shaking her head slightly at SB's inquiry. "I really doubt it, SB."
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~Neri

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"Are all these warehouses similarly guarded?"
A pair of sweatpants spins. Yes.

"Wanna play a game of 20 questions?, you do know what 20 questions is right?"
The pants crouch. No.

"Not very good.
Will you ever not want to shred us?"
The pants crouches whilst spinning. Possibly a maybe? Possible an iffy no?
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Would you like to learn how to play?
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SOLDIER First

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"Um.
Is there anything I can say right now that will make you not want to shred me for right now?"
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~Neri

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Would you like to learn how to play?
The pants crouches and spins. Similar to SB's pair's response of iffy no/maybe.

"Um.
Is there anything I can say right now that will make you not want to shred me for right now?"
The pants crouches.
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SOLDIER First

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"Okay, I got it. Thanks anyways, uh.. dude."
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WillowLuman

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"Maybe if we somehow got clearance to rummage the warehouses. Like, find the corporate offices and loot some ID cards or something. Though that seems like a lot of effort to get access to massive piles of low-end consumer crap."

"You know, it's funny..."
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SOLDIER First

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"Shouldn't we just find the door to the next room, though? Maybe we could reset the pants' aggression that way or something."
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