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Reminder: If you're comfortable with it, approximate height and weight would be good info for the character sheet
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Handy link to Character sheet!
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Handy link to map!
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Tropes page as well, why not.
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Author Topic: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. REBOOT COMMENCED)  (Read 294817 times)

WillowLuman

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OP UPDATED, PLEASE READ)
« Reply #2025 on: October 23, 2014, 01:38:11 am »

"I think... whatever that is takes all his concentration." HugoLuman looks slightly nauseous. "I just realized this is going to happen to me at some point."
« Last Edit: October 23, 2014, 01:52:27 am by HugoLuman »
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OP UPDATED, PLEASE READ)
« Reply #2026 on: October 23, 2014, 01:40:27 am »

It could be worse.
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OP UPDATED, PLEASE READ)
« Reply #2027 on: October 23, 2014, 01:57:34 am »

"Yeah... could be dead."
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OP UPDATED, PLEASE READ)
« Reply #2028 on: October 23, 2014, 01:59:04 am »

That's not what I had in mind but yeah that too.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OP UPDATED, PLEASE READ)
« Reply #2029 on: October 23, 2014, 02:00:15 am »

That's not what I had in mind but yeah that too.
"...Do I want to know?"
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OP UPDATED, PLEASE READ)
« Reply #2030 on: October 23, 2014, 02:18:23 am »

No you really don't.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OP UPDATED, PLEASE READ)
« Reply #2031 on: October 23, 2014, 06:56:02 am »

Zanzetkuken returns to the room.  Apparently, he was on a high ledge, within the room's construction, one too high to jump down from.  He shouts down, "Any of you want Ancient Nordic weaponry?  I killed some Draugr, and they dropped a few."
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OP UPDATED, PLEASE READ)
« Reply #2032 on: October 23, 2014, 07:11:44 am »

SB does not respond/react to much until Zanz's question.
"Probably a longshot, but are there any daggers up there? If there aren't I'll take a sword."

Then he takes a look at his Device's ability selection.
"Huh.. Autopilot or Advanced Reflexes."
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OP UPDATED, PLEASE READ)
« Reply #2033 on: October 23, 2014, 08:07:49 am »

((*Casual whistling sounds*))
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OP UPDATED, PLEASE READ)
« Reply #2034 on: October 23, 2014, 09:54:33 am »

What kind of weapons do you have up there?
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OP UPDATED, PLEASE READ)
« Reply #2035 on: October 23, 2014, 10:13:16 am »

Zanzetkuken returns to the room.  Apparently, he was on a high ledge, within the room's construction, one too high to jump down from.  He shouts down, "Any of you want Ancient Nordic weaponry?  I killed some Draugr, and they dropped a few."
(Should be able to slide down a cable or something.)
"No thanks. They're not really the best weapons from Skyrim to begin with, and I've done some research that indicates they have some serious design flaws if they're shaped like the ones from the game."

Then he takes a look at his Device's ability selection.
"Huh.. Autopilot or Advanced Reflexes."
"Does it have descriptions?"

(Love know no bounds!)

"Yeah, might as well."
(Just need to let computer install Windows updates and I'll do a write up.)
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OP UPDATED, PLEASE READ)
« Reply #2036 on: October 23, 2014, 10:30:51 am »

Zanzetkuken returns to the room.  Apparently, he was on a high ledge, within the room's construction, one too high to jump down from.  He shouts down, "Any of you want Ancient Nordic weaponry?  I killed some Draugr, and they dropped a few."
(Should be able to slide down a cable or something.)

(Forget the message I sent you already?)

To Prophet, Zanzetkuken responded, "It looks like there's two or three one-handed swords, and maybe two axes remaining.  I think there's a Greatsword as well, but I don't think any of us can wield that."

To Hugo, Zanzetkuken responded, "That's the interesting thing.  It looks like they were reshaped to have a thinner blade, and the guard is designed differently.  Might have caused the flaws to have been removed.  And hey, it's always good to have another weapon, at very least to sell."
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OP UPDATED, PLEASE READ)
« Reply #2037 on: October 23, 2014, 11:50:26 am »

Mind if I try the Greatsword?

((I'm not really sure if I can use it or not. So I'll roll a d100. If I get over 50 I'll say I can. If I roll 50 or under I'll say I can't. Does that sound OK?))
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OP UPDATED, PLEASE READ)
« Reply #2038 on: October 23, 2014, 12:16:13 pm »

((I'm not really sure if I can use it or not. So I'll roll a d100. If I get over 50 I'll say I can. If I roll 50 or under I'll say I can't. Does that sound OK?))

(Here's something more accurate: roll d100, if over 70, you can lift it, but with a -5 to rolls.  If over 80, it's -3.  If over 90, -1.  If 100, -0.  You think might be able to lift 18 pound sword easily, but you hold weights of that size at the center, or both sides.  With a sword, you only hold it at one side, and are swinging it around, and have to actually stop the blade, so you can make another swing.  Heck, I think I need to start adding penalties to my newest weapons (the steel sword and the M1 custom), to simulate I don't really know how to effectively use them.)
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OP UPDATED, PLEASE READ)
« Reply #2039 on: October 23, 2014, 12:19:49 pm »

((I rolled a 80 so if I decide to use it -3 to my rolles then. I think I might just take a axe instead of the Greatsword even though the Greatsword sounds awesome. Thanks Zanzetkuken. I'm kinda new to rolling so yeah.))
« Last Edit: October 23, 2014, 12:23:34 pm by Prophet »
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