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[~Neri]

"You sure? I bet clever people like yourselves could figure something out. Your friends here already wished, and as you can see, they're fine!"

((I just found this. Do you think I can join? If so, what do I need to know for the plot/story?))

(Sure you can join. There's a couple summaries (one short, one long) in the OP, but all you really need to read is the other bits (rules n' stuff) in the OP.)

There is legitimately nothing I could want that I don't already have or won't soon receive. I'm sorry you are unable to fulfill your designated purpose, but I do not have a wish for you.

Zanzetkuken grabbed Kevak and Arc by the shoulders, and turned them so the figure couldn't see them.  She points to Kevak, "You wish that 'Splork' means the same thing as 'Wish'."  She then points to Arc, "You wish that the no wishing for unlimited wishes applies just to the word 'wish'.  I will then say, 'I splork that we have infinite splorks to be granted by you.'"

I have no use for wishes. All I want comes in time.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Zanzetkuken grabbed Kevak and Arc by the shoulders, and turned them so the figure couldn't see them.  She points to Kevak, "You wish that 'Splork' means the same thing as 'Wish'."  She then points to Arc, "You wish that the no wishing for unlimited wishes applies just to the word 'wish'.  I will then say, 'I splork that we have infinite splorks to be granted by you.'"

I have no use for wishes. All I want comes in time.

(Doing this gives us an infinite pool of knowledge and allows Arc to heal up an infinite number of times.)

[Arcvasti]

Arcvasti tries[2] to raise an eyebrow at the plan, but just ends up scrunching one eye up and generally looking silly.

"You sure? I bet clever people like yourselves could figure something out. Your friends here already wished, and as you can see, they're fine!"

There is legitimately nothing I could want that I don't already have or won't soon receive. I'm sorry you are unable to fulfill your designated purpose, but I do not have a wish for you.

Zanzetkuken grabbed Kevak and Arc by the shoulders, and turned them so the figure couldn't see them.  She points to Kevak, "You wish that 'Splork' means the same thing as 'Wish'."  She then points to Arc, "You wish that the no wishing for unlimited wishes applies just to the word 'wish'.  I will then say, 'I splork that we have infinite splorks to be granted by you.'"

I have no use for wishes. All I want comes in time.

**Then you shouldn't need to worry about wasting yours on Zanz's idea if it doesn't work.**

[WillowLuman]

HugoLuman barked. It made him feel stupid, but he had to get their attention somehow, as he'd just thought of the worst-case scenario.

[bigjaredmonkey]

I'm in.

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Name: BigJaredMonkey
Appearance: 20 years old, light brown hair, brown eyes, quick to spot things.
Clothing: brown shirt, jeans, black sneakers, glasses.
Weapon: Crowbar (no idea why it's in the garage)

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

HugoLuman barked. It made him feel stupid, but he had to get their attention somehow, as he'd just thought of the worst-case scenario.

(What's wrong with this plan?  If he's resentful, we just use the first of the infinite pool to wish that wishes are granted according to the intent of the wisher.)

[SOLDIER First]

SB loudly, immediately and obviously falsely coughs immediately after Hugo barks.

[~Neri]

Zanzetkuken grabbed Kevak and Arc by the shoulders, and turned them so the figure couldn't see them.  She points to Kevak, "You wish that 'Splork' means the same thing as 'Wish'."  She then points to Arc, "You wish that the no wishing for unlimited wishes applies just to the word 'wish'.  I will then say, 'I splork that we have infinite splorks to be granted by you.'"

I have no use for wishes. All I want comes in time.

(Doing this gives us an infinite pool of knowledge and allows Arc to heal up an infinite number of times.)

((Each of those wishes can be corrupted. "Heal" could heal something that Arc considers fine but compared to leeeeets say Cthulhu, is  broken, plenty of knowledge is knowledge that should not be known as well.))

Arcvasti tries[2] to raise an eyebrow at the plan, but just ends up scrunching one eye up and generally looking silly.

"You sure? I bet clever people like yourselves could figure something out. Your friends here already wished, and as you can see, they're fine!"

There is legitimately nothing I could want that I don't already have or won't soon receive. I'm sorry you are unable to fulfill your designated purpose, but I do not have a wish for you.

Zanzetkuken grabbed Kevak and Arc by the shoulders, and turned them so the figure couldn't see them.  She points to Kevak, "You wish that 'Splork' means the same thing as 'Wish'."  She then points to Arc, "You wish that the no wishing for unlimited wishes applies just to the word 'wish'.  I will then say, 'I splork that we have infinite splorks to be granted by you.'"

I have no use for wishes. All I want comes in time.

**Then you shouldn't need to worry about wasting yours on Zanz's idea if it doesn't work.**

I am not interested in being caught in the fallout.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

((Each of those wishes can be corrupted. "Heal" could heal something that Arc considers fine but compared to leeeeets say Cthulhu, is  broken, plenty of knowledge is knowledge that should not be known as well.))

(That's why we make infinite wish one to make wishes be granted in accordance to the intent of the wisher.)

[Arcvasti]

Arcvasti tries[2] to raise an eyebrow at the plan, but just ends up scrunching one eye up and generally looking silly.

"You sure? I bet clever people like yourselves could figure something out. Your friends here already wished, and as you can see, they're fine!"

There is legitimately nothing I could want that I don't already have or won't soon receive. I'm sorry you are unable to fulfill your designated purpose, but I do not have a wish for you.

Zanzetkuken grabbed Kevak and Arc by the shoulders, and turned them so the figure couldn't see them.  She points to Kevak, "You wish that 'Splork' means the same thing as 'Wish'."  She then points to Arc, "You wish that the no wishing for unlimited wishes applies just to the word 'wish'.  I will then say, 'I splork that we have infinite splorks to be granted by you.'"

I have no use for wishes. All I want comes in time.

**Then you shouldn't need to worry about wasting yours on Zanz's idea if it doesn't work.**

I am not interested in being caught in the fallout.

**I can't really fault you for that. Actually, idea. My scepter lets me travel back in time ~5 seconds. I could make a wish and then travel back to before I made it if it doesn't work out. Although I can only do this once before I have to start fueling it with my heal spell, which would hurt.**

[WillowLuman]

As it listens, the figure keeps grinning and begins chuckling softly.

[~Neri]

I will not participate in this likely to backfire horribly grade endeavor. Person, I have no desire for you to grant as there is nothing I could want that I can't already get. Am I actually required to ask for something or can I pass? Judging by how you can grant wishes, you likely have a grade of telepathy or similar ability, take a quick look so long as it is not harmful by my standards, I speak the truth,

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Kevak, make sure the wording of your part is: that Splork carries the same meaning and weight as the word wish does, with your part."

[~Neri]

Did you mishear me? I stated I don't want to do it.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"My part is going to make certain whatever we do is safe.  What I had said was a summary of what I am going to say.  Trust me, it will be for the best.  But this will only work if you wish for what I asked of you.  Modified version, just to be safe."