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[GentlemanRaptor]

"Yeah, I'm on it. There any cover in there?"

GentlemanRaptor moves to the door and takes cover in the doorframe.

[McDonald]

"Yea, just left of the door, a large rock. I can also see something bloody in the opposite corner. We gotta check it out after we are done."

[Fniff]

BoI Room
"I'll get you guys handle it!"

Fniff steps to the side of the door and nervously glances at the door from time to time.

[WillowLuman]

"Well...a shop system is typical in RPGs, and stock could be replenished through dungeon crawls..."

SB shrugs again.
"They're usually NPC shops, but whatever."

"Well, that guy in the shop said that people don't go dungeon crawling as often as we might think. Makes sense that anything they get would be a bit expensive."

[McDonald]

McDonald grumbles something about Fniff.

"Any plan? It seems it wouldn't be hard to score a headshot, Gentleman."

[GentlemanRaptor]

"Alright. Moving!"

GentlemanRaptor dives through the door and behind the rock. He then starts drawing a bead on one of the heads.

"Gimme a sec to get set up here, and I'll blow them away! Distract 'em or something!"

[McDonald]

McDonald rolls out and starts jumping by the heads, drawing their focus.

"Okay, do it!"

[GentlemanRaptor]

GentlemanRaptor gently squeezes the trigger on his rifle.
Once.
Twice.
The rifle barks, and both heads explode into showers of gore and cerebellum.

"Ah, fuck! A .308 isn't supposed to do that! Jesus, I got brain on me! Fuckin' Headshot skill..."

He starts wiping the grey chunks off his shirt.

[WillowLuman]

(Hey SB, shouldn't your corpse have some items on it?)

[McDonald]

"Ewwww!"

McDonald starts wiping his T-shirt, and his wrist device makes a happy sound.

"Huh? Oh, we gained one EXP! Off to a good start!"

[Fniff]

Head Room
Fniff is unfortunate to have seen this while peeking to see what was going on. [1] Third time's the charm! Fniff vomits suddenly and in an amazing quantity.

"Oh fuuuuck!" says Fniff, after about ten seconds of vomiting up some vaguely greenish fluid that used to be his breakfast. His wristpad makes a happy bopping sound before degenerating into radio-like pops and buzzes.

[SOLDIER First]

(Hey SB, shouldn't your corpse have some items on it?)

((What corpse?))

[McDonald]

"Fniff, stop being such a big baby! That was awesome!"

[Fniff]

"That was way more horrifying then I thought it would be..."

[GentlemanRaptor]

[14] While moving further into the room, GentlemanRaptor almost slips and falls.

"Damn, this floor is slick-wait a second, I know I didn't shoot that guy. Hey guys, body over here! Ah, Blitz, is this...you? Jesus fuck you died messy."

He kicks some of what used to be BlitzDungeoneers intestines off of his once-grey shoes.

"I gotta get a pair of boots," he remarks.