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Reminder: If you're comfortable with it, approximate height and weight would be good info for the character sheet
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Tropes page as well, why not.
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Author Topic: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. REBOOT COMMENCED)  (Read 291164 times)

WillowLuman

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #5280 on: February 12, 2015, 10:32:46 pm »

"Okay. Lights are on. Everyone can see now. Is there some kinda PA system on this control panel?"
((Everyone else would be able to hear you if you shouted.))
"Um... in the manager's office, I think."

The Knight's wheel stops spinning, the sword serving as the needle landing on [24] "Jackpot." The Knight stands absolutely still for a few seconds, then opens its hand and lets Tech drop to the floor.

Shit, he's reached the grotto! He's headed for the throne!

Armach yells out. "Hey, green knight guy, what is your name?"
"Why, you can compel me to board the raft?"
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #5281 on: February 12, 2015, 10:34:51 pm »

"Oh, I get it! You're scared of water! Like a cat. Kitty knight."
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #5282 on: February 12, 2015, 10:38:15 pm »

"It cannot be wise to board a raft piloted by strangers who claim to have failed several times before and removed any memory of it."
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #5283 on: February 12, 2015, 10:40:35 pm »

"Kitty knight."
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #5284 on: February 12, 2015, 10:44:09 pm »

"Kyle, stop acting childish and Green knight that failure was on your part. So if you could just, please, board the raft."
« Last Edit: February 12, 2015, 10:46:54 pm by armach »
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #5285 on: February 12, 2015, 10:45:05 pm »

"Well, actually it was due to the red knight stabbing you in the face as soon as we took Padre across."
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #5286 on: February 12, 2015, 10:46:13 pm »

Iton hope off to help tech
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #5287 on: February 12, 2015, 10:47:21 pm »

Armach pulls the lever.
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #5288 on: February 12, 2015, 10:49:10 pm »

"Kyle, stop acting childish and Green knight that failure was on your part. So if you could just, please, board the raft."
"And how do I know you'll not just get me killed?"

Armach pulls the lever.
"What!?"
"Hell's bells!"

"Where did they come from?"

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #5289 on: February 12, 2015, 10:50:55 pm »

"We're here to help you get across the river. We all ready have a plan ready so if the green knight can get on the raft please?"
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #5290 on: February 12, 2015, 10:56:19 pm »

Armach brings the raft back over.
The knight shrugs. "Works for me."
"I object! The padre should go first!"
"My friend, clearly they were sent to help us. We should harken to their plan."

The red knight lowers his protesting hands, and the other one steps onto the raft.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #5291 on: February 12, 2015, 10:58:08 pm »

"... You mother fucker, I KNOW you were going to stab him as soon as the father got across. Don't even try it or I'm going to give you a ringing that'll rival a church tower."
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #5292 on: February 12, 2015, 11:01:50 pm »

"You dare accuse my honor? Impudent! The padre deserves to cross first, not that knave!"
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #5293 on: February 12, 2015, 11:13:01 pm »

"I'm not accusing your honor. Unless... you're trying to throw off the dishonor of lying to someone who is trying to help you?"
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #5294 on: February 12, 2015, 11:15:39 pm »

"You accused me of plotting murder, without fresh provocation!"
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