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Reminder: If you're comfortable with it, approximate height and weight would be good info for the character sheet
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Tropes page as well, why not.
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Author Topic: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. REBOOT COMMENCED)  (Read 291211 times)

kj1225

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4965 on: February 04, 2015, 12:36:57 am »
(Not a one)
The tribesman roars something at Armach before charging. Kyle being the sensible guy he is runs towards a corner where he summons Abrina. This leaves Armach with something that weighs about two hundred pounds swinging something that weighs half that much through the air towards him. He pulls the trigger setting off the gun powder and can almost see the pellets leave the barrel before striking the tribesman with it's load. It easily pierces the mans clothes and you can tell that he was struck hard as he stops dead in his tracks. There's a tense moment where everyone stares at the tribesman before finally they hear it. HE'S NOT DEAD YET! And another voice is joining the call...

Abrina moves towards the door.

he clerk aims towards the door.

Kyle cowers.

The barbarian is moving towards Armach again...
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4966 on: February 04, 2015, 12:47:13 am »
Armach fires again and gets prepared for a takedown.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4967 on: February 04, 2015, 01:02:16 am »
Restaurant

Quasar hops to the desk and pecks the speakerphone button, so the person on the other end can hear and answer everyone's questions directly. "Speaker. Phone."
You know, it's pretty lucky that those buttons glow, and that this place doesn't have different symbol conventions for phones. Because you could have just hung up for all we knew...
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4968 on: February 04, 2015, 01:07:14 am »
"Well, I'm sorry that I can't read minds, Polly, because obviously if I had read that thought from your head or had made it myself, I wouldn't be switching between talking to phone guy and to you shits all the fucking time."
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4969 on: February 04, 2015, 01:13:41 am »
Quote from: HugoLuman on February 01, 2015, 10:53:34 pm
"Oh for shit's sake, put it on speaker phone!"

"Or you could use your goddamn ears, you ass!"
"Uh... that language isn't... uh..."
HugoLuman looks a bit nervous, and Quasar lets out a hissing sound, like the most aggressive sigh ever made. "...boss says we should apologize to the others for shouting..."
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4970 on: February 04, 2015, 01:30:33 am »
SB gains a blank stare and facepalms, hard.
"Fine, I'm sorry. Sh- stuff kinda goes in one ear and out the other sometimes.
Sorry to you too, guys. And phone guy."
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4971 on: February 04, 2015, 01:36:01 am »
"Yeah.. I'm sorry too. It's probably best we keep the tension down..."
The notes of the accordion song seem to be faltering slightly.
"So... uh... you said there were, um, a bunch of you and you all had, um, some questions?"
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4972 on: February 04, 2015, 10:01:50 am »
"Yeah. I'm gonna put the phone here on the table so we can all talk to you. Hold on a sec."

San places the phone on the desk, the mouthpiece and speaker facing everyone.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4973 on: February 04, 2015, 07:05:29 pm »
Tech quieted her miserable excuse for singing, pressing her lips together into a thin line. She then opened her mouth, hesitated for a moment— and, with her pitch awkwardly raising into a question, made the hushed greet-quiry,"hi, uh, phone guy?"
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4974 on: February 04, 2015, 07:11:58 pm »
"...Hello? Hello?"
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4975 on: February 04, 2015, 07:16:28 pm »
"Dude. Phone guy. Unless we actually tell you we're hanging up, we're still on the line, okay?"
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4976 on: February 04, 2015, 07:19:05 pm »
"I... uh, thought I heard someone else... hello?"
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4977 on: February 04, 2015, 07:30:10 pm »
Tech smiled sheepishly, despite the fact it'd be difficult to see for those actually in the room— and impossible, for the person on the phone. Bumping up her volume, she spoke,"Uh, I was just saying hi, sorry..."
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4978 on: February 04, 2015, 07:33:08 pm »
I followed the rules and the freaking spider still stuffed me in a freaking oven!!!!
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4979 on: February 04, 2015, 07:40:49 pm »
(A:  10 T:4 Armach goes first.)
Armach fires at the tribesman with surprising speed hitting him in the chest again which launches him a short distance away. The tribesman is now dead. This is little comfort as two more come through the door. Abrina runs forwards to meet one in combat while Kyle does a little dance causing Abrina's wooden club to turn into a proper mace. Abrina nails the tribesman in the head with her mace briefely stunning him. The other tribesman runs at Armach but gets nailed in the side by the clerk's Lee Enfield. Armach has successefully avoided being beaned by a club wield maniac!
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