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Reminder: If you're comfortable with it, approximate height and weight would be good info for the character sheet
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Handy link to Character sheet!
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Handy link to map!
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Tropes page as well, why not.
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Author Topic: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. REBOOT COMMENCED)  (Read 295671 times)

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4605 on: January 10, 2015, 09:18:40 pm »

Iton holds his axe closer and brings his other arm to his chest to get it out of the way of anything it might hit
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4606 on: January 10, 2015, 09:39:51 pm »

The spider drags him past one of the large metal food preparation tables, then starts pulling him towards the block of pizza ovens on the South side of the room.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4607 on: January 10, 2015, 09:55:24 pm »

( nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope)
Iton grabs hold of his axe and begins hacking at the spider leg
Hell no I will not be like the witch in hansel and grettle
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4608 on: January 10, 2015, 11:26:44 pm »

[10-2] Bending over to strike at something below his feet, with one arm, while on the ground is a very awkward move. The blows that connect seem to do nothing other than tear the spider's costume, and he strikes his own leg with the haft of the axe more than he does the spider with its blade, bruising it. Since he's wearing shorts, the bot's grip is directly on his leg, and there's simply not much he can do to get free. With minor difficulty due to Iton's struggling, the Spider pulls open the door of the lowest oven and begins trying to shove Iton into it. [3 v 4] Iton puts up as much a fight as he can, but do to the bot's superior strength, if he probably won't be able to struggle much longer before something breaks. and he gets shoved in. Iton can feel that the oven's quite cold on the inside, having not been used for a while, but it probably won't remain so for long.

HugoLuman, hearing the commotion and deciding that Iton's probably truly in serious trouble, peeks through the kitchen door again. Upon seeing the spider trying to stuff Iton into an oven, he panics and charges over to intervene. [17 v 19] Sprinting as fast as he can, he rams into the Spider, but it doesn't even seem to notice, and he only succeeds in knocking the wind out of himself (but fortunately doesn't injure himself on impact).
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4609 on: January 11, 2015, 12:58:23 am »

((I thought Iton was wearing cargo PANTS? Or am I mistaken?))
Iton begins screaming for help as he attacks the stove door with his axe
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4610 on: January 11, 2015, 01:17:52 am »

((Character sheet says cargo shorts))

[17 v 12] Iton manages to put up the fight a little longer, pushing against the back of the oven with his leg as the robot tries shoving him in, but he feels like his knee is about to buckle, perhaps break. [3 v 6] HugoLuman's frantic attempts to get in the way are ineffectual.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4611 on: January 11, 2015, 01:20:33 am »

Iton puts the axe head in the way of the oven door to keep it from fully closing and pulls his leg out of the way
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4612 on: January 11, 2015, 01:42:33 am »

[12 v 10] Iton manages to wedge the axe such that the door cannot latch [3 v 2], which the Spider does not seem to notice. It turns on the oven, causing a clunk and a buzzing noise as the heating elements begin to slowly activate, before rounding on HugoLuman. [14 v 18] HugoLuman tries to dash for it but the Spider seizes his foot as he turns to run. With its other hand the Spider pulls open the door on the oven above Iton's.

"They're stuffing them into THE FREAKING OVENS, man! THE FUCK DO WE DO??"
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4613 on: January 11, 2015, 01:43:47 am »

Turn the generator off!
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4614 on: January 11, 2015, 01:52:13 am »

Turn the generator off!
THEY'RE GOING TO FUCKING COOK US ALIVE
I KNOW I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?
SEND FOR HELP! SHIT! I DUNNO! ITON SAYS TURN OFF THE POWER AGAIN!

"Do we.. do we turn off the power?? We gotta get them out of there somehow! FUCK!"
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4615 on: January 11, 2015, 02:42:08 am »

((I can join this right? Please don't stone me.))

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4616 on: January 11, 2015, 02:44:43 am »

((You can join~
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4617 on: January 11, 2015, 11:07:23 am »

Turn off the power and the ovens won't work! Don't turn off the power and they will hear up and we will be injured or killed almost guaranteeably
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4618 on: January 11, 2015, 12:03:25 pm »

**Without the power, we're ALL defenseless. I don't want anyone to be burned to death, but FUCK if I'm going to let me, Ace and Tech die. There might be some wires I could mess with that'd cut off power to that room in particular...**

Arcvasti opens the doors in between him and the generator and, if there isn't an evil death puppet in his way, speedwalks over into the generator room and looks at what the generator's connected to.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, LOOK OUT GROUP 1!)
« Reply #4619 on: January 11, 2015, 12:23:21 pm »

As long as you follow the rules the two with you won't do anything! These ones are trying to bake us!
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