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[~Neri]

We were?

[WillowLuman]

"Well, that was before you arrived."

[~Neri]

Ahs.

[Prophet]

So what are we trying to do now?

[~Neri]

Not die~

Although from what I understand, dying doesn't technically matter beyond loss of levels, xp, and weird stuff happening in regards to your appearance~

[Prophet]

Wait we don't stay dead? Maybe this place isn't so bad.

[~Neri]

My thoughts exactly~

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

((Ok looks like I missed a lot of stuff, I think I'm way too lazy to play this. Can I get a quick fun down of what I missed since my last post?))

[Prophet]

((Hi Cryxis.))
Hey senpai. Do you remember boulderharem?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Wait we don't stay dead? Maybe this place isn't so bad.

"If you believe that, you can go screw yourself."  Zanzetkuken said as he passed by.

[SOLDIER First]

"Zanz isn't a pretty woman on the inside, Prophet. Kind of a sore subject apparently."

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"More how casual they take death after well, what happened to me.  Being pretty much a walking El Goonish Shive just adds to the problem.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Minefield
Suddenly, Blitz is torn to shreds by... Something. Again.
Starting Room
Blitz stumbles out of one of the pods, cursing up a storm.
"God- fucking-dammit! This is such bullshit!" H-and that is when Blitz examines his, or rather, her new body.
"What... The... Fuck...?" She says, collapsing onto the ground, "This isn't happening, this can't be happening, I did not just switch genders. Nope. Now, I am going to close my eyes and count to 10, and when I open them again, I will be male. Okay, 1... 2..." And so, she does just that. Except, you know, her gender doesn't spontaneously change when she opens her eyes. Now in shock (spontaneous gender changes can do that to you), she begins examining her body, while her mind tries to process this slightly disturbing development.
Her hair has changed to being crimson, and long and straight. Her skin has changed to being very pale, but not so much that it would be quite literally white. Her eyes are a deep green, and she's grown to be some 6 feet tall. She has an odd hat, looking like a white box, but at the same time, not. And she now wears a long white overcoat, and longish white pants.
Having now calmed down at least slightly, if not completely, she begins assessing the situation.
"Right... I've changed genders now... Hehehehehehe..." And then she begins chuckling to herself.

[Propman]

The Museum: Room 5

Propman landed into the next room without a hitch. It possessed a rather cramped rectangular floor of dark gray carpeting, as well as a wall with a patterned wallpaper containing blue diamonds in tandem with a teal backing and white spots, supported by two columns on the shorter perpendicular sides. Aside from a number of the museum barriers which appeared to be some sort of composite of virtual and metal parts, there were two paintings on the larger walls, as well as a small window in between the two columns; too small to fit through at any rate.

It didn't take much thinking for the adventurer to solve this puzzle after remembering the earlier message, and he enlarged it with his gauntlet in order to form a makeshift door to the outside. A glance from it, however, revealed quite an interesting display. A disembodied exit portal was standing amongst a vast virtual landscape of rolling hills, textured with a brown and cream line pattern in such a way that the pirate swore they resembled rocky road ice-cream. Glancing out of the window, he pondered over the second portion of the bench's message. What would he find if he walked up to the hills?

Before jumping through, Propman fiddled around with the two paintings in the room, noticing that there wasn't any way back to the prior room in spite of the fact he solved the area's puzzle. He first pulled out the smaller picture, quite obviously revealing nothing useful, and then the second, which sure enough concealed some sort of doorknob within an imbedded space.

[Prophet]

Prophet shrugs. OK.