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[SaberToothTiger]

Go to the bank?

[5]You are at a bank. Somehow you transferred all those coins in here without breaking your spine.

With insane drunken ramblings, order my followers to go recruit even more followers.
Also order them get any booze they can find, because sobriety is hell.

[2]You are too busy being stuffed with human meat to do anything.

Go to the mugger, step on broken leg, and take the stolen purse back to the woman.

[1]Turn out this was just a trick of his as he pulls out a knife and tries to shank you! [4] You push him off, but now he is armed.

Lay eggs and create an army of mosquitos.

[1]You fly haplessly to a nice spot when suddenly someone swats you and you explode in all that sucked out blood.

U DED

Use LIBERAL GRAFFITI to reach out to the hearts of the people.

[2]It takes a long time, but you manage to write "I love my mom" on the courthouse wall. People aren't very impressed.

PREPARE TO GO INTO HIDING FOR AWHILE

[2]You are not prepared.

Keep Hacking the game until I can Respawn

[2]An angry kitty eats your lungs.

U DED YET AGEN

[poketwo]

THEN FORTIFY OUR POSSITION

[KingofstarrySkies]

Charge him, aiming for a disarm. VALHALLAAAAA!

[Arcvasti]

hMMMM, the people don't seem to be taking my LIBERAL GRAFFETI very well. Wait... I know. Its because its too specific. I need to make it so that it applies to EVERYONE, not just me.

Change graffiti to read "I love YOUR mom".

There. Much better.

[Playergamer]

Give bank coins for cash. They like coins.

[Ultimuh]

With angry insane drunken ramblings.. Angrily order my followers to go recruit even more followers.. OR ELSE!
Also order them get any booze they can find, because sobriety is hell and because I am their god AN ANGRY GOD!

[SaberToothTiger]

THEN FORTIFY OUR POSSITION

[3]You create a tiny barricade with a few boxes.

Charge him, aiming for a disarm. VALHALLAAAAA!

[2]He steps aside and laughs at you. He follows up wit ha kick to the groin! [5] You dodge aside, unharmed.

hMMMM, the people don't seem to be taking my LIBERAL GRAFFETI very well. Wait... I know. Its because its too specific. I need to make it so that it applies to EVERYONE, not just me.

Change graffiti to read "I love YOUR mom".

There. Much better.

[1] A gang of pissed off murderous criminals approaches you. They look incredibly pissed and conservative. They are armed with multiple shotguns.

Give bank coins for cash. They like coins.

[1]The bank teller thinks this is a bank robbery and calls the cops.

With angry insane drunken ramblings.. Angrily order my followers to go recruit even more followers.. OR ELSE!
Also order them get any booze they can find, because sobriety is hell and because I am their god AN ANGRY GOD!

[4]They bring you some cheap wine, [5] you feel incredibly powerful after drinking it!

[KingofstarrySkies]

Give him the most intimidating stare I can muster, then attempt to jump-kick him.
Know the price of your crimes.

[Playergamer]

Explain that I just want to exchange the coins for cash. Keep my hands above my head.

[Arcvasti]

Yell "WE NEED A SLOGAN" and Liberally abscond by swinging on a chandelier to safety.

[Ultimuh]

Round up as many fellow hobos as I can and go take over some land from whomever attempts to conquer da hood.