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Author Topic: Roll to conquer da hood.  (Read 11655 times)

Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #45 on: September 19, 2014, 06:13:40 am »

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Tell The Crowd that laws actually say they cannot lynch me if What I say is true.
Threaten to take legal action.
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #46 on: September 19, 2014, 10:23:39 am »

I foam at the mouth and go on a rampage, giving all the officers rabies.
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #47 on: September 19, 2014, 10:50:48 am »

Beat the fuck out of the mugger and give the purse back to the lady.
« Last Edit: September 19, 2014, 03:36:59 pm by KingofstarrySkies »
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #48 on: September 19, 2014, 03:25:19 pm »

RECRUIT MORE MINIONS, HENCHEMENM WHATEVER TO FUEL MY CRIMINAL EMPIRE
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #49 on: September 19, 2014, 05:41:27 pm »

Buy/Sell more guns, hire a bodyguard. How much cash do I have?
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #50 on: September 24, 2014, 08:30:22 am »

Be an insane hobo. be drunk.
[5]You are very stinky and drunk, well done.
Rage against the heavens for the cruelty of having me roll poorly so many times in a row. To get my point across, get in the nearest religious building and desecrate the altar (or equivalent).
[6]You headbutt the nearest Cthulu cult safehouse, and it explodes in blood and gore. You are  now completely covered in some poor man's intensines.
Respawn
Tell The Crowd that laws actually say they cannot lynch me if What I say is true.
Threaten to take legal action.

[1]The lynch you again
U DED
Challenge the person in charge to a game of cards, if I win then he lets me go, if he wins then he doesn't let me go.
[1]"No way, partner." He puts your head in a vice and starts crushing it.
U TRIPLE DED AND U NO HAVE AFTERLIFE
I foam at the mouth and go on a rampage, giving all the officers rabies.
[5]Every single policeman in town has rabies.
Beat the fuck out of the mugger and give the purse back to the lady.
[3]You push him around, but he pulls out a knife and starts running away!
RECRUIT MORE MINIONS, HENCHEMENM WHATEVER TO FUEL MY CRIMINAL EMPIRE
[6]Every single person you hired has rabies and is an undercover cop. They bite you and shoot you. You are badly hurt.
Buy/Sell more guns, hire a bodyguard. How much cash do I have?
[6]You have $80000 in one cent coins. You cant move that sum around, and people are slowly stealing it.
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #51 on: September 24, 2014, 09:49:54 am »

((The safehouse exploded in blood and gore...? What had they built it out of?))

Declare this to be the first of many casualties in my war on religion. Go do the same somewhere else.
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #52 on: September 24, 2014, 09:53:53 am »

Coinstar it.
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #53 on: September 24, 2014, 02:22:10 pm »

Chase that little shit of a mugger down, screaming, "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #54 on: September 24, 2014, 02:38:48 pm »

Keeping spawning Until the crowd realizes that continuing to Kill me to pointless and Also illegal
Lampshade hang how irrational they are
« Last Edit: September 24, 2014, 04:20:14 pm by Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER »
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #55 on: September 24, 2014, 03:40:03 pm »

KILL ALL THE COPS
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #56 on: September 24, 2014, 07:08:25 pm »

Go around town and rally up all other hobos with my drunken and insane ramblings.
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #57 on: September 24, 2014, 08:02:42 pm »

Run for mayor. Call all my opponents racists because I am a raccoon.
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #58 on: September 30, 2014, 02:56:15 pm »

((The safehouse exploded in blood and gore...? What had they built it out of?))

Declare this to be the first of many casualties in my war on religion. Go do the same somewhere else.
[6] You steal a nuke and blow up all temples to Cthulu. Suddenly, a swarm of Shoggoths surround you!

Coinstar it.
[2] No. You don't.

Chase that little shit of a mugger down, screaming, "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"
[3]You run around a bit, but the situation doesn't change.

Keeping spawning Until the crowd realizes that continuing to Kill me to pointless and Also illegal
Lampshade hang how irrational they are

[1]You stop existing and lose the right to respawn.

NAO U CAN NO RESPAWN AND U DED
KILL ALL THE COPS
[3]You kill a traffic cop with a tire iron. Policemen are mildly annoyed and infected with rabies.

Go around town and rally up all other hobos with my drunken and insane ramblings.
[6]You start a riot to create a sacrifice to Cthulu. But suddenly, you realize that you are going to be the sacrificial lamb!

Run for mayor. Call all my opponents racists because I am a raccoon.
[1]They declare you a pest and kill you.

U DED
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #59 on: September 30, 2014, 03:12:44 pm »

Find a large blunt or sharp object. Throw it at him, while screaming, "CRIME DOESN'T PAY, MOTHERFUCKER! "
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