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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Cutting people in half. With glass.
« Reply #480 on: December 08, 2014, 09:31:23 am »

Is that all the players?
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Cutting people in half. With glass.
« Reply #481 on: December 08, 2014, 12:08:43 pm »

Yeah. I'll try to post a turn today.
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Perplexicon: A New Arena: Death by sexy posing. And a very sharp spear.
« Reply #482 on: December 08, 2014, 04:07:40 pm »

Turn 26
Look around. "huh, seems like no one's near me. Well, let's try saying something out of this weird book." Say some words (using one pool on each), and pick up the result if it doesn't seem immediately dangerous.

Also, is this using the same word set as the original perplexicon? And do we know the power of the words?

Well, looks like you're in some big, circular room. On some kind of platform on the second floor. It does appear that you're alone here. For now at least, since you hear sounds of what appears to be fighting from both exits.

[POT:5=1 = DC:1]

You try out a random word and somehow you summon a small pile of sand.

[POT:6=2 = DC:2]

You try another one and you summon another small pile. This time, it's wood.

[POT:1=-1 << DC:2]

Another word. This time nothing happens.

[POT:1=-1 << DC:4]

Once again, nothing.

[POT:1=-1 << DC:5]

Nothing again.

[POT:1=-1 << DC:7]
[WIL:4+1-2=3]

You momentarily see something utterly terrifying. You don't know what the hell it was, but you sure don't want to see it again.
In this system, you have full pool every turn (unless you have some sort of debuff.)

"This feeling!  I feel more <3 than I ever have before!"

+1 Pool!  More pool means more <3SCIENCE<3!

PS GM:  Shouldn't my gun <3 dispenser be loaded?  Also, I'm apparently still in the Grand Hall.
You take a look at your <3 dispenser and find it to be loaded after all. You think you just heard something grumble about "copying the wrong sheet".

[POT:4=1 < DC:3]

Nothing happens.

[POT:2=0 = DC:0]

The area around you brightens for a split second.

[POT:4=1 < DC:2]

Nothing happens this time.

[POT:4=1 > DC:0. No re-rolls needed]

You momentarily feel much more fancy than before.

[POT:1=-1 << DC:2]

Nothing.

[POT:4=1 < DC:4]

Again.

[POT:4=1 < DC:2]

And again.

[POT:5=1 < DC:3]

And once more.

[POT:6=2 = DC:2]

You feel like you could cut things with your bare hands.

[POT:3=0 > DC:-1]

But that feeling passes when you cast the next spell.
"Come on, at least try to put up a fight."
Well, that didn't work. Evidently the RNG (and Fake!Derm, of course) wants me dead.
If I have all ten pool, Retry the words!
Otherwise, Run away!

I probably designed my character's stats poorly.
That was mildly amusing.

Point at fake derm's sword and say the words that I'm going to send you.  All POT
[Fake!Derm SPD:6+1=7]
[li SPD:6-1-1-1=3]
[Mask SPD:6]

Fake!Derm once again moves first. Surprisingly, he does not charge in with another swing at Li. Instead he turns so that his left side points at his prey and makes a [4] somewhat sexy pose. Oh, and then he says some words.

[Fake!Derm POT:5,3,1,6,4,3,6,4,3,6=8 > DC:6. POT:3,4,1,2,3,5,3,3,2,2=1. 9vs6]
[Fake!Derm DEX:4+1=5]
[li SPD:4-1-1=2]

A crystal spear launches from Fake!Derm's left shoulder. Li, who didn't expect to be attacked in such a way (not to mention being distracted by sexiness (and the bleeding)), doesn't manage to move until it is too late. The spear rips a large hole in his head. The body is launched a few meters back, propelled by the force of the weapon.

Li is dead.

His corpse turns into the familiar white mist, which once again empowers Fake!Derm.

Mask, who was watching the gory spectacle, tries another spell. So he points at Fake!Derm's halberd and says his words.

[Mask POT:3,3,3,5,2,3,1,4,2=1 < DC:5]

Nothing happens.
"Why won't you just get cut already? Or at least be affected by blood loss."

Cut him for real this time.
"How about a swim first?"

Screw the metal man! Not literally!
Persecute trespassers!
[Beirus SPD:6+1=7]
[Gigas SPD:3+2=5]
[Hregar SPD:3+1=4]

Beirus, finally picking up some speed, tries to kill Gigas again.

[Beirus DEX:6+1+1=8]
[Gigas SPD:4+2=6]
[Beirus STR:5-1=4]
[Gigas END:2+1=3]

Beirus's sword-arm finally finds its mark again, as it sinks inside Gigas's chest, easily piercing through bone, flesh, organs. Some of them probably quite important.

Gigas: Torso - [Heavy Bleeding], [Pain] upgraded to [Heavy Pain], [Pierced vital organ]

[Gigas FNT: 3-1-1=1]

Gigas, unable to keep himself conscious anymore, faints.

Gigas: Unconscious

Hregar, visibly unamused by some random guys getting into his cavern, attempts to tackle Beirus.

[Hregar DEX:1+1=2]
[Beirus SPD:3+1=4]

He throws himself at the trespasser, who simply steps to the side, getting out of Hregar's flight path.




Coward MacGannigan appears in the center of the Grand Hall!




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Edited the turn slightly due to a small GM mistake that didn't change much in the end (which is good).
« Last Edit: December 08, 2014, 04:14:15 pm by Hawk132 »
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Death by sexy posing. And a very sharp spear.
« Reply #483 on: December 08, 2014, 04:36:36 pm »

"This magical <3 was not quite as informative as I hoped!  But I do think <3mancy will continue!"


Gimmie some more of that sweet sweet <3ing.
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Death by sexy posing. And a very sharp spear.
« Reply #484 on: December 08, 2014, 05:07:11 pm »

"Whoa man, that was cool. Let's try it again!" Do that last word again, except with all pot this time.

Also, Hawk, can you reply to the word PM I sent you last turn? The forum doesn't seem to want to display it and I kinda need to know what words I used.
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Death by sexy posing. And a very sharp spear.
« Reply #485 on: December 08, 2014, 06:04:31 pm »

That was underwhelming.
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Death by sexy posing. And a very sharp spear.
« Reply #486 on: December 08, 2014, 07:00:20 pm »

At first your death was much more awesome. Then I noticed there was no "Many" in NAV's spell.

So it changed from "getting ripped apart by a barrage of ridiculously sharp crystal spears" to "headshot by crystal spear".
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Death by sexy posing. And a very sharp spear.
« Reply #487 on: December 08, 2014, 07:27:41 pm »

...that makes it even more underwhelming.
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Death by sexy posing. And a very sharp spear.
« Reply #488 on: December 08, 2014, 10:18:20 pm »

+1 endurance.

I think I'll take a break from the murder to do some science.
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Death by sexy posing. And a very sharp spear.
« Reply #489 on: December 09, 2014, 06:09:10 am »

Look for any sort of weapon while avoiding all the killers!
Science these words at something far away, all pot, together and scared.
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Death by sexy posing. And a very sharp spear.
« Reply #490 on: December 09, 2014, 02:31:02 pm »

As long as FakeDerm isn't trying to kill me, I'll use the same words on an inanimate object nearby.

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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Death by sexy posing. And a very sharp spear.
« Reply #491 on: December 09, 2014, 08:36:17 pm »

Wake up! Kill self! Deny My souls from getting to anyone! And by kill self I mean crawl into the lava! Use the word I keep using to push myself!
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Death by sexy posing. And a very sharp spear.
« Reply #492 on: December 09, 2014, 09:25:47 pm »

Kill Gigas, then look menacingly at stone man. He's next.
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Death by sexy posing. And a very sharp spear.
« Reply #493 on: December 09, 2014, 09:43:31 pm »

What does a rock's battle cry sound like?

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Perplexicon: A New Arena: Cutting heads in half.
« Reply #494 on: December 12, 2014, 04:04:02 pm »

Turn 27
"This magical <3 was not quite as informative as I hoped!  But I do think <3mancy will continue!"


Gimmie some more of that sweet sweet <3ing.
<3mancy continues!

[POT:3=0 < DC:5]

Looks like a fizzle.

[POT:4=1 > DC:-2]

You momentarily feel fat, for some reason.

[POT:1 << DC:5]

Nothing happens.

[POT:3=0 = DC:0]

You feel incomplete for a few seconds.

[POT:4=1 < DC:4]

Nothing happens on this one.

[POT:5=1 > DC:-2]

You feel sluggish for a moment.

[POT:4=1 < DC:3]

Nothing happens when you say the next word.

[POT:6=2 > DC:-3]

You feel like you could easily break into pieces when struck. The feeling quickly passes.

[POT:2=0 < DC:3]

You're beginning to think that you've entered a weird pattern in which you succeed in one spell and fail on the next one.

[POT:4=1 = DC:1]

You feel much more alive for a while.
"Whoa man, that was cool. Let's try it again!" Do that last word again, except with all pot this time.

Also, Hawk, can you reply to the word PM I sent you last turn? The forum doesn't seem to want to display it and I kinda need to know what words I used.
You try to see horrible things again. Perfect logic.

[POT:5,2,5,3,1,4=2 < DC:7]

Nothing happens. Perhaps it's for the better.
As long as FakeDerm isn't trying to kill me, I'll use the same words on an inanimate object nearby.
Seems like Fake!Derm isn't going to kill you yet. Sighing with relief, you try the same words on a nearby tree.

[POT:6,5,2,4,1,1,5,4,3=4 < DC:5. Dropping word]

A black lump of rubber appears a small distance away from you and drops to the ground.
+1 endurance.

I think I'll take a break from the murder to do some science.

You take a quick look at the other guy here and decide not to murder him. Yet. You've delayed doing science for far too long. You begin walking to the Grand Hall, casting spells on the way.

[POT:1=-1 << DC:2]

Nothing happens.

[POT:5=1 < DC:2]

Nothing happens again.

[POT:4=1 < DC:3]

Another fizzle.

[POT:1=-1 << DC:3]

And another one.

[POT:5=1 < DC:3]

Magic is still not cooperating with you.

[POT:2=0 < DC:5]

And another fizzle.

[POT:4=1 < DC:3]

Another fizzle to the pile of failure.

[POT:1=-1 << DC:3]

You're not having luck with spells for some reason.

[POT:1=-1 << DC:3]

Yeah, no luck at all.

[POT:5=1 < DC:3]

None.
Look for any sort of weapon while avoiding all the killers!
Science these words at something far away, all pot, together and scared.
Ucei
Alus
Xiz
Daah
You take a look around and see nothing weapon-ish around. You do not like that at all, as it feels like this place will make you die repeatedly for some reason.

[POT:1,5,3,4,2,1,6,6=4 < DC:11]

Nothing happens.
What does a rock's battle cry sound like?
Kill Gigas, then look menacingly at stone man. He's next.
Wake up! Kill self! Deny My souls from getting to anyone! And by kill self I mean crawl into the lava! Use the word I keep using to push myself!
[Beirus SPD:5+1=6]
[Hregar SPD:5+1=6]
[Hregar DEX:1+1=2]
[Beirus SPD:6+1=7]

Both the stone man and the adamantine man move in the same instant. Hregar throws himself at Beirus again, but once again, he easily sidesteps while menacingly glaring at Hregar and attempts to finally finish murdering Gigas, who is currently unconscious.

[Beirus STR:4-1+1=4]

He swings his blade-arm and cuts Gigas's head in twain.

Gigas is dead.

The corpse changes into a white mist, which is quickly absorbed by Beirus.




Werty appears in The Pit!




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