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Author Topic: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Ambition still doesn't pay.  (Read 120526 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Glass shrapnel.
« Reply #435 on: November 21, 2014, 10:39:07 pm »

"Now this is an interesting <3 dispenser!"

Examine the <3 out of it!
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Glass shrapnel.
« Reply #436 on: November 22, 2014, 03:09:42 am »

Name: Coward MacGannigan

STR - 1
DEX - 1
SPD - 7
END - 1
WIL - 1
POT - 8
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Glass shrapnel.
« Reply #437 on: November 22, 2014, 06:08:30 pm »

Science, not violence.
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Glass shrapnel.
« Reply #438 on: November 23, 2014, 09:18:56 am »

Still need Beirus's and Mallos's actions.
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Glass shrapnel.
« Reply #439 on: November 23, 2014, 01:51:34 pm »

Grr, I missed the murder party.
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Glass shrapnel.
« Reply #440 on: November 24, 2014, 02:28:27 am »

Still need Beirus's and Mallos's actions.
If mallos doesn't post soon (12-24 hours), maybe we could just hit him with Inactivity Syndrome and keep going.
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Glass shrapnel.
« Reply #441 on: November 24, 2014, 05:45:30 am »

That was my plan.

Turn in about 9-10 hours
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Perplexicon: A New Arena: Biting at stone.
« Reply #442 on: November 24, 2014, 04:42:10 pm »

Turn 23

More words! Hopefully something useful will show its face.
More words of power!

Spoiler: Wall of Fail, part II (click to show/hide)
((Woohoo my plan worked! +1 to my END))

Gigas stands there laughing to himself. "Yes! More! I need more souls! This is how I become God! HAHAHAHAHA"

Probrably a bit over reacting to the soul, Gigas runs off to acquire more... someplace his only useful known spell can be most effective.

Run away from the metal men and words!
Grr, I missed the murder party.
Murder afterparty!

[Beirus SPD:1+1=2]
[Gigas SPD:3+2=5]

Gigas, feeling the murderous intents of Beirus, reacts immediately and casts a spell.

[Gigas POT:1,5,1,3,2,1=-2 << DC:4]

Which proves perilous for him, as a blast of force launches him off the platform. He strikes the ground partially with his head. He managed to not break his bones, but his head and chest hurt quite a bit.

Gigas: Head - [Heavy Pain], Torso - [Pain]

Beirus, not one to be bothered with such plebeian things such as pain or broken bones, simply jumps off and attempts to slice Gigas to pieces.

[Beirus DEX:4+1+1=6]
[Gigas SPD:3+2=5]
[Beirus STR:3-1=2]
[Gigas END:1+1=2]

While the attack itself is quite weak, the sharpness of the blade helps out and leaves a nice (or bad, depending on the perspective) cut on Gigas's left arm.

Gigas: Left Arm - [Heavy Bleeding], [Pain]
CHARGE. CARVE THE WORLD 'EELIW' INTO HIS FLESH WITH MY TEEEEEETH BECAUSE HE IS EDIBLE NOW.
AS AN ADDITION,  I SHALL NOT CEASE CARVING WITH SAID TEETH ONCE STARTED.
Damn.
Psychopathic Cannibal vs Stone Man!

[E Ohtyr Anus SPD:3]
[Hregar SPD:2+1=3]

[EOA DEX:4-1=3]
[Hregar SPD:3+1=4]

[Hregar DEX:5+1-2=4]
[EOA SPD:3-1=2]
[Hregar STR:2]
[EOA END:2+1=3]

Both of them move at the same time, EOA trying to bite at Hregar, the other attempting to whack his opponent in the head with his long, hard rod. Hregar manages to shift away from the bite, but that causes his swing to be much weaker than he expected. Sure, he manages to connect, but it's more painful than damaging.

E Ohtyr Anus: Head - [Pain]
"Now this is an interesting <3 dispenser!"

Examine the <3 out of it!
Reliably dispensing <3 from afar without resorting to spells. How wonderful!

Looking closer at it, you don't see anything special about it, other than the fact it just looks differently than most revolvers.

[POT:4,4,3,1,2,5,6,6,1=5 = DC:5]

You summon a handful of bullets - just enough for a reload - that appear to be the right caliber, as you soon find out when attempting to load the gun.
Science, not violence.
Done with murdering people for now, you walk back to the forest, casting spells on the way.

[POT:3=0 < DC:1]

Nothing happens on the first one.

[POT:3=0 < DC:3]

And the second one.

[POT:6=2 = DC:2]

You summon a roll of cloth.

[POT:2=0 < DC:2]

Then your spell fizzles.

[POT:6=2 = DC:2]

You summon a glass panel that shatters once it hits the ground.

[POT:5=1 = DC:1]

You summon a glob of a black fluid. Probably ink.

[POT:2=0 < DC:1]

Nothing happens on this one.

[POT:4=1 = DC:1]

You summon some yellow dust.

[POT:2=0 < DC:2]

A fizzle.

[POT:5=1 = DC:1]

You summon a small pile of packing peanuts.


Mallos isn't feeling that great. [Inactivity Syndrome]

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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Biting at stone.
« Reply #443 on: November 24, 2014, 04:50:32 pm »

That was... expected, really.
Continue the scientific inquiry!
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Biting at stone.
« Reply #444 on: November 24, 2014, 04:58:54 pm »

GRAB ENEMY EYES. GOUGE OUT EYES. SHOUT PREVIOUS WORD, DIRECTED THROUGH MY HAND INTO HIS BODY. LAUGH MANIACALLY WHATEVER HAPPENS.

"WHEEEE MURDER IS FUN!"
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Biting at stone.
« Reply #445 on: November 24, 2014, 05:00:47 pm »

((Damn -2....))

Gigas groans as he has one of worst headaches of his life. Maybe depending on spells all the time isn't a good idea...

Escape Plan Alpha Beta Epsilon.... uh.... Omega!

Also known as use that word I've been using a lot and attempt to run away to the forest!
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Biting at stone.
« Reply #446 on: November 24, 2014, 05:05:12 pm »

Take a seat on the tree I chopped down and conduct more research.
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Biting at stone.
« Reply #447 on: November 26, 2014, 12:04:11 pm »

Waiting on Toaster, Mallos, Beirus and swordsmith04.
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Biting at stone.
« Reply #448 on: November 26, 2014, 12:18:59 pm »

<3 is to <3 as <3 is to <3
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Re: Perplexicon: A New Arena: Biting at stone.
« Reply #449 on: November 26, 2014, 01:06:18 pm »

Oh, woops. Fight!
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