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[Coolrune206]

Crawl out of the burning chunks and proclaim my still being alive! Explain that as the bird went down, Einstein's theory of relativity sped up time through time distortion just enough that I managed to skip the whole explosion and death bit. Then start coughing up blood and removing metal fragments from my body.

Grab a combat shotgun, and revive Blazing Glory right next to me.

[Arcvasti]

All dead Arcvastis: LEAD RIGHTOUS, YET BLOBBY CRUSADE FROM AMEOBA HEAVEN TO AVENGE OUR DEATHS

[blazing glory]

Sit on extra spectral seats and complain about how the normal spectral seats are horrible.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Prevent everyone from respawning, excluding myself.

[5]
no one else respawns after you
you awaken in a burned and blood covered football field with mangled bodies strewn about
you get slapped across the face

JUST AS PLANNED.

REFORM.

[3]
you awaken in the field
you are a Kea

Respawn before SaberToothTiger, slap him with dissaproval, find my explosive cheese firing grenade launcher.

[4]
you spawn
saber spawns next to you
you slap him in the face

you cant find your grenade launcher

Acquire Power armour.

[]
you awken in the field and see nothing but mangled bodies and a suit of power armor covered in blood

Crawl out of the burning chunks and proclaim my still being alive! Explain that as the bird went down, Einstein's theory of relativity sped up time through time distortion just enough that I managed to skip the whole explosion and death bit. Then start coughing up blood and removing metal fragments from my body.

Grab a combat shotgun, and revive Blazing Glory right next to me.

[4]

you crawl out from the chunks but have to many shards of helicopter and broken dreams in your lungs to speak and can feel the blood flooding your lungs
you cant get a grip of the shot gun as you only have one mangled arm to use

All dead Arcvastis: LEAD RIGHTOUS, YET BLOBBY CRUSADE FROM AMEOBA HEAVEN TO AVENGE OUR DEATHS

[3]
hundreds of you charge from the heavens but cant break the veil of reality

Sit on extra spectral seats and complain about how the normal spectral seats are horrible.

as you begin complaining you notice cool rune trying to revive you

[Coolrune206]

Finish reviving Blazing Glory, then collapse, and utter two words to Blazing Glory: "Save..... me...."

[poketwo]

SMASH IN THROUGH DROP PODS, WE CHAOS SPACE MARINES SHALL KILL YOU IN THE NAME OF KHORNE!!!!

[blazing glory]

Be revived.

[Tavik Toth]

Wear power armour. Then find some cover.

[SaberToothTiger]

Kill everyone. Excluding myself.

[Hawk132]

SMASH IN THROUGH DROP PODS, WE CHAOS SPACE MARINES SHALL KILL YOU IN THE NAME OF KHRONE!!!!

It's KHORNE, you fool!

Peck Saber's eyes out.

[poketwo]

SMASH IN THROUGH DROP PODS, WE CHAOS SPACE MARINES SHALL KILL YOU IN THE NAME OF KHRONE!!!!

It's KHORNE, you fool!

WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS?

[Arcvasti]

Dead Arcvasti's: Wait until heat death of the universe, from outside. When veil is weakest then, seep in. Then time travel back to the present and unleash BLOBBLY VENEGENCE.

[bigjaredmonkey]

grab a shotgun with the tag "Holy crap! it shoots rockets!" in it's description. fire on Coolrune, Blazing glory if he's revived.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Finish reviving Blazing Glory, then collapse, and utter two words to Blazing Glory: "Save..... me...."

Be revived.

[6]
Blazing glory appears right next to you in a cloud of yellow mist
coolrun is revived by the mist that quickly disappears
looks like all the chunks around you have been revived as well
blazing glory now controls an army of chunks

SMASH IN THROUGH DROP PODS, WE CHAOS SPACE MARINES SHALL KILL YOU IN THE NAME OF KHORNE!!!!

[3]
the drop pod falls from the roof of the arena and falls into a giant pile of chunks and slides across the field like a giant bloody slip and slide

Wear power armour. Then find some cover.

[4]
you find and equip power armor
it is too heavy to move

Kill everyone. Excluding myself.

[1]
you kill everyone discluding everyone but you
you explode into a shower of blood chunks

SMASH IN THROUGH DROP PODS, WE CHAOS SPACE MARINES SHALL KILL YOU IN THE NAME OF KHRONE!!!!

It's KHORNE, you fool!

Peck Saber's eyes out.

[?]
saber explodes
you walk over and ingest both his eyes

Dead Arcvasti's: Wait until heat death of the universe, from outside. When veil is weakest then, seep in. Then time travel back to the present and unleash BLOBBLY VENEGENCE.

[2]
the universe experiences a super cool death contrary to the heat death
you find that you are already inside of the arena and that it is not of this universe

grab a shotgun with the tag "Holy crap! it shoots rockets!" in it's description. fire on Coolrune, Blazing glory if he's revived.

[3]
the rockets are super inacurate and miss coliding with the arenas walls

[SaberToothTiger]

Respawn and bite into BJM's skull.