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Hawk132

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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #75 on: September 30, 2014, 11:09:55 am »
Realize that Salsa died by explosive suicide a while ago. Engage plan: "Delayed explosive suicide" on SaberTooth.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2014, 02:20:01 pm by Hawk132 »
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #76 on: September 30, 2014, 11:13:05 am »
Call the god of metal to aid me in my struggle.
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #77 on: September 30, 2014, 02:08:27 pm »
Hit the ground, and start rolling. Once extinguishes, get up and run over to Blazing Glory's body. Cry out my suffering to the world. Then, wiping my tears, search for another aerial vehicle.
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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #78 on: September 30, 2014, 02:52:07 pm »
Quote from: Coolrune206 on September 30, 2014, 02:08:27 pm
Hit the ground, and start rolling. Once extinguishes, get up and run over to Blazing Glory's body. Cry out my suffering to the world. Then, wiping my tears, search for another aerial vehicle.

[5]
you tears allow blazing glory's soul to escape the mangled body and respawn
you find an onothopter with mounted light machine guns
hope to god you have strong arms/legs



blazing glory- your soul leaves your dead body, you are a spirit. Poses as much as you want or respawn

Quote from: Hawk132 on September 30, 2014, 11:09:55 am
Realize that Salsa died by explosive suicide a while ago. Engage plan: "Delayed explosive suicide" on SaberTooth.

[6]
sabertooth has 5 seconds of life

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on September 30, 2014, 11:13:05 am
Call the god of metal to aid me in my struggle.
[1]
they laugh at you, pick you up in, and eat you

you are now in their digestive mosh pit with 5 seconds of life left till explosion
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Hawk132

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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #79 on: September 30, 2014, 02:58:00 pm »
Actually meant that since Salsa suicided I should've exploded as well. Explode on Saber. Double explosion!

Unless only I explode. Then single explosion! Preferably a big one.
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #80 on: September 30, 2014, 03:05:33 pm »
Get the bird airborne. Start firing. This... is... vengeance... kill them all! FOR BLAZES AND GLORY!
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #81 on: September 30, 2014, 03:09:55 pm »
Explode in such a violent way, so every single person dies!
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #82 on: September 30, 2014, 03:23:12 pm »
Sit on the spectral spectator seats and yell about how lame this is.
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #83 on: September 30, 2014, 04:55:51 pm »
    1: Begin meditating to become a monastic warrior of immense power.
   
    2: Collapse into black hole

    3: Quickly institute mitosis-focussed religion, so the dead Arcvastis go to Amoeba Heaven.
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #84 on: October 06, 2014, 10:05:11 am »
Quote from: Hawk132 on September 30, 2014, 02:58:00 pm
Actually meant that since Salsa suicided I should've exploded as well. Explode on Saber. Double explosion!

Unless only I explode. Then single explosion! Preferably a big one.
[4]
you explode into a large cloud of high velocity chunks
then your soul linked budy Saber explodes into another cloud of high velocity chunks
the chunk injure and mess with everbody

Quote from: Coolrune206 on September 30, 2014, 03:05:33 pm
Get the bird airborne. Start firing. This... is... vengeance... kill them all! FOR BLAZES AND GLORY!

[nothing to see here]
a chunk hits the rudder, the bird goes down in a fiery explosion killing even more people

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on September 30, 2014, 03:09:55 pm
Explode in such a violent way, so every single person dies!
[6]
after hawk explodes you too explode into a violent spray of chunks killing everything in !!FUN!! ways

Quote from: blazing glory on September 30, 2014, 03:23:12 pm
Sit on the spectral spectator seats and yell about how lame this is.
[5] you sit on the seat of watching and observe two players who explode into a strange blood mist explosion of chunks, then a chunk flies down your throat and you choke to death while watching everyone else die. (you be double dead)

Quote from: Arcvasti on September 30, 2014, 04:55:51 pm
    1: Begin meditating to become a monastic warrior of immense power.
   
    2: Collapse into black hole

    3: Quickly institute mitosis-focussed religion, so the dead Arcvastis go to Amoeba Heaven.


1- [6] your power becomes so immense that you begin burning like a sun, then are sprayed with blood mist and chunks which extinguish your flames killing you

2- [1] you expand into a universe who's boundaries are the field
the blood mist explosion brings your end and kills you and everything inside of you

3- [5] all Arcvasti follow your religion
but emediatly die in blood mist chunks




STATUS
ALL DEAD
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #85 on: October 06, 2014, 11:03:56 am »
JUST AS PLANNED.

REFORM.
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #86 on: October 06, 2014, 11:33:40 am »
Prevent everyone from respawning, excluding myself.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Hawk132

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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #87 on: October 06, 2014, 11:35:22 am »
Ha! I'm not respawning. I'm trying to reform myself!
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #88 on: October 06, 2014, 01:28:48 pm »
Respawn before SaberToothTiger, slap him with dissaproval, find my explosive cheese firing grenade launcher.
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #89 on: October 06, 2014, 01:45:00 pm »
Acquire Power armour.
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