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Author Topic: Roll to break limbs  (Read 16084 times)

Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #30 on: September 11, 2014, 07:52:14 am »

Dragon punch Hawk.
[3] you punch hawk in the shoulder bruising his shoulder and dead arming hawk
Introduce SaberTooth's dragon-punching hand to my mace.
[1] SaberToothTiger dead arms the arm that is holding the mace causing you to drop it
fend off the attack
[3] You find a sledge hammer and break the first NPC that attacks legs with it causing 2 of the crowd to run in fear the rest are coming after you
Treat CoolRune's wounds.
[5] His wounds are treated and will take one turn to heal\
FALCAWN...PAUNCH!!! A hawk :)
[5] you falcawn punch hawk breaking his jaw and knocking him out

hawk is uncouncious and needs to roll for respawn or regain counciousness
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #31 on: September 11, 2014, 08:08:46 am »

Get the electric guitar and recruit a band and play the most awesome songs ever created, and convert every single person in existence into my fanboy/girl.
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #32 on: September 11, 2014, 08:35:03 am »

Get up. Snap Salsa's neck.

"I am Hawk. You broke my jaw. Prepare to get your neck snapped."
« Last Edit: September 11, 2014, 04:07:55 pm by Hawk132 »
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #33 on: September 11, 2014, 08:55:53 am »

RESPAWN INSIDE OF SABERTOOTHTIGER, RIP OUT OF HIM!!!
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #34 on: September 11, 2014, 03:58:22 pm »

EXPLOSION!
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #35 on: September 11, 2014, 05:32:31 pm »

keep fending off the attack
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Coolrune206

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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #36 on: September 11, 2014, 07:56:52 pm »

Awaken. Give Blazing Glory my tommy gun, then get in the machine gun on top of the Humvee.

"Thanks, mate! Now you drive. I'll shoot."
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #37 on: September 11, 2014, 08:06:24 pm »

Accept tommy gun,attempt to run over Salsa Cookies.
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Salsacookies

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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #38 on: September 12, 2014, 08:47:38 pm »

Begin the Salsacookie Shuriken Assault. Attack all who attempt to attack me in ninja-like coolness
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #39 on: September 12, 2014, 08:50:21 pm »

Grab another player as my weapon!
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #40 on: September 12, 2014, 08:52:56 pm »

Won't be posting an update till some time next week due to an unfortunate event sorry
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #41 on: September 26, 2014, 02:18:36 pm »

Won't be posting an update till some time next week due to an unfortunate event sorry

EHEM.
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #42 on: September 26, 2014, 03:40:39 pm »

Sorry forgot about this one
Get the electric guitar and recruit a band and play the most awesome songs ever created, and convert every single person in existence into my fanboy/girl.

[3]
You get a couple people to join your band and a few people become your followers
And the majority of the people like you a little better

Get up. Snap Salsa's neck.

"I am Hawk. You broke my jaw. Prepare to get your neck snapped."
[2]
You get up and take a shuriken to the throat, chest, leg, and face
You are dying


RESPAWN INSIDE OF SABERTOOTHTIGER, RIP OUT OF HIM!!!
[1] you spawn inside out and screaming in pain

Begin the Salsacookie Shuriken Assault. Attack all who attempt to attack me in ninja-like coolness
[6]
You nearly kill Hawk and a couple NPCs

EXPLOSION!
[5]
You step on a trip wire that throws you to the ground, you hear several pins hit the ground as you all. When you hit the ground 23 grenades go off killing 13 NPCs

keep fending off the attack
[1]
The mob is too much and tackles you to the ground and breaks one of your legs half your ribs and both your arms. One of your spine bones breaks and you can't feel your legs anymore

Awaken. Give Blazing Glory my tommy gun, then get in the machine gun on top of the Humvee.

"Thanks, mate! Now you drive. I'll shoot."
[5]
You hand him the gun and get in the 50cal. MG turret

Accept tommy gun,attempt to run over Salsa Cookies.
[2]
You drive after him but a shuriken storm pops the front left tire and cracks apart the front window and tears apart the car

Grab another player as my weapon!
[6]
You grab curious beast eater by the ankles and kill the mob that is attacking him using him as a flail
Screaming,"Ima beat a madafuka wit anoda madafuka!"
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #43 on: September 26, 2014, 03:54:26 pm »

Play some heavy metal to make everyone go berserk.
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
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Hawk132

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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #44 on: September 26, 2014, 04:07:11 pm »

Damn it, Salsa! I'll kill you even if it's the last thing I do!
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