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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Roll to break limbs
« on: September 09, 2014, 10:51:22 am »

You all awaken in an arena (empty foot ball field) the arena is sealed off and every time you die you re spawn on the edges of the field
To re spawn you must state an action after you die that you respawn if not you are out of game until you do

rules- kill eachother

In the middle of the field there is an unholy amount of melee weapons

have at it
(this is minimalist)
« Last Edit: September 09, 2014, 11:18:43 am by Cryxis, Prince of Doom »
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2014, 02:32:29 pm »

Grab the chainsaw!
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2014, 02:43:49 pm »

Grab a mace, crush someones skull.
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2014, 04:50:08 pm »

Grab the caged clown. Release it
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2014, 05:11:38 pm »

Grab the cardboard box. Regret my choice of weapons, then beat the clown to death.
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2014, 05:19:13 pm »

Grab the cardboard box. Regret my choice of weapons, then beat the clown to death.
1
You grab a cardboard box and feel confident in your choice of weapons, you charge after the clown and the box breaks apart doing no damage, the clown kindey punches you hard enough to burst your kidney

Grab the caged clown. Release it
5
The clown is released
Grab a mace, crush someones skull.
4
You attack one of the random people, the mace breaks their arm and collar bone but you missed their head

Grab the chainsaw!
6
You are armed with a pristine condition chainsaw that has adamant one chain and a snowmobile motor
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2014, 05:40:11 pm »

Don't die. Instead, grab a rake and bludgeon the clown with it.
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2014, 05:43:48 pm »

Grab the spear and run away
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2014, 06:32:46 pm »

Get a Assault rifle and get into the jeep.
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2014, 06:43:19 pm »

Get a nuke with a dead-man switch.
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2014, 07:22:14 pm »

Don't die. Instead, grab a rake and bludgeon the clown with it.
[1] you grab a rake and swing at the clown, the clown parries the shot with a bowling pin and bludgeons your head with the bowling pin
Grab the spear and run away
[5]
You have a spear and you run, you are now on the left most field goal
Get a Assault rifle and get into the jeep.
[3]
You have an assault rifle but find no vehicles
Get a nuke with a dead-man switch.
[2]
You have a prop nuke made of styrofoam
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2014, 07:25:40 pm »

Leave the clown alone. Magic up a tommy gun and shoot NAV
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2014, 07:52:21 pm »

Grab the spear and run away

Hose this guy's area with bullets!

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« Last Edit: September 09, 2014, 08:46:11 pm by blazing glory »
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2014, 08:00:29 pm »

Do a team-up Beat-down, with a clown, on a Rune
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2014, 08:34:13 pm »

Chainsaw the clown up! I WANT MEAT
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