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[3man75]

Part of the title looks like l booty cheeks.

Just wanted to post that.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"The name's Alexander. Sixth son of Achaicus, and travelling sell-sword. Odd job we've gotten, eh?"
Alexander turns to the old man.
"Black magic? Really?"

[Orange Wizard]

*sigh*
"No, not really. My magic doesn't have a colour. But people are much more scared of "black" magic than regular magic, so I say that instead."

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"I'm not talking 'bout the colour. I'm talkin' 'bout the magic part."

[Orange Wizard]

"Don't test me, cretin. Or I will turn you into a newt."
Ozymandias jabs his finger in the general direction of Alexander.

[Remuthra]

Nikostratos tries to subtly back away from these obviously crazy assassins and towards the door.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Alexander notices the person edging away from the group.
"Oi! Where are you going?"

[Remuthra]

Niko glances around.

"Uh, nowhere, just...erm... checking on the horses?"

He mutters something about being murdered.

[Tawa]

"I am Arokras. I seek to immortalize myself in the myths of legend, even if it takes me ten thousand years.[/url]

[tntey]

Well, I am Jason. I am a humble hunter.

[Orange Wizard]

Ozymandias inclines his head to the others.
"Welcome. It is good to finally meet you."

[Helgoland]

Oh, we got five - even better, I'll just go change the title...

So what do you guys do? You haven't even looked at the bag.

[Orange Wizard]

I think you'd better just fire up the old Plot Train to drag us along.

Look at the bag.

[Worldmaster27]

PTW

[Helgoland]

Alright...

The bag contains gold. Quite a bit of gold. If that's just a down payment, the total would certainly be enough for all of you to start a comfortable life far away.

Spoiler: Happening to Niko (click to show/hide)

Horses - hah! As if any of you could afford a horse! But those idiots inside appear to have bought the excuse. Now just quickly leave...
You bump into the man from before.
"Bailing on our contract, are you? I don't like that. I don't like that at all. Let me give you a bit of encouragment.
He speaks a few words in a twisted and evil tongue, and a tingle runs down your spine.
"I don't particular care what you do, but I certainly want our contract to be fulfilled. So until your target has been killed and the ring returned to me, you will slowly ossify. From the head down."
[spoiler=Ossification. Graphic and presumably NSFW]

[/spoiler]

All the others start their way to the mansion. It's about two hours away, so you'll have plenty of time to get the job done.

The mansion hardly deserves that name: It's rather small, run-down, and a couple of buildings are in very bad repair. Some slaves are working around the house, but they don't pay too much attention to you.
What now?

Spoiler: Stuff (click to show/hide)

I actually have a proper plot now, this is just the intro.