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Author Topic: Travels of a Kobold - 2014 Special Deluxe Edition (ISG)  (Read 2736 times)

3man75

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Re: Travels of a Kobold - 2014 Special Deluxe Edition (ISG)
« Reply #30 on: September 03, 2014, 08:59:03 pm »

Wouldn't being a pet be fairly easy living thoughs? Free food, cuddles, and petting~?

Orc petting would break poor little kobolds bones. Orc feeding would mean "go in the forest and hunt something in less than 5 minuites for the both of us or i punish you, don't take too long or else. GRRRRR.". An cuddles would mean hazing/abusing us that domestic abuse would be called in...except the orcs don't have that.

Clear up things for ya?
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Nirur Torir

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Re: Travels of a Kobold - 2014 Special Deluxe Edition (ISG)
« Reply #31 on: September 04, 2014, 08:12:18 pm »

You spend the night in your tree, after tying the cheese to a branch with your clothes. You sleep terribly, constantly replaying your near-death experience in your mind. Come morning, you are sore and tired, but the delicious cheese proves to be an excellent breakfast.

You decide to seek out some elves you skirted around yesterday, near the edge of the forest.



There seems to be a gryphon tied up near the forest. You can smell elves, but not nearby. Your cheese does not appear to be threatened.

You remember your lessons on how to handle and ride tamed badgers. You're not sure how applicable they are here.

Morale is terrible.
Status is tired.

New ability: Post-stress breakdown


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Re: Travels of a Kobold - 2014 Special Deluxe Edition (ISG)
« Reply #32 on: September 04, 2014, 08:55:05 pm »

Give the gryphon some a bit of our cheese :33

Also wait around for elves.
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Re: Travels of a Kobold - 2014 Special Deluxe Edition (ISG)
« Reply #33 on: September 04, 2014, 09:09:24 pm »

Give the gryphon some a bit of our cheese :33

Also wait around for elves.

+1, also eating some of the cheese ourselves to help us cheer up.
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