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[tntey]

Remain still. Tree lumps are a perfectly normal part of forests and should not be taken to contain stolen cheese.

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[Nirur Torir]

Remain still. Tree lumps are a perfectly normal part of forests and should not be taken to contain stolen cheese.

You remain hidden. The two humans move under your tree and stop. They start smoking and loudly talk about ways to cook kobolds.



After far too long, they comment about how tired they are and that the penalty for stealing is cutting off both hands and then they finally leave.



You spend a few more minutes shivering in fear. They're probably gone now and your arms are tired of holding the cheese. You take a quick bite to remind yourself of just how good it is. It really is the best.

You should find somewhere to sleep soon. This tree looks safe, and you kinda don't feel like leaving it for a few hours, although you'd be sore tomorrow, and you don't think holding a big wheel of cheese while sleeping would work. You've slept in a tree before, and shouldn't fall yourself.

Now would also be a good time to decide where you're going. You were planning to go to a nearby town, which the caravan was coming from, but now you remember how scary humans are and maybe that's not such a good idea. After another nibble of extra-good cheese, you're second-guessing yourself. If they have more cheese in the town, it would be worth it. You should probably think up some sort of plan, though.
You're pretty near the boarder of [Suggest]. It might be safer to just get away from these hand-chopping kobold-eating human-dominated lands for a long while.

Morale is now terrible.

[Weirdsound]

Check the temperature. If it isn't going to be too cold, use your clothes as a sling/rope to hold the cheese in place, and sleep partially or completely nekkid.

We should find some elves to crash with for a spell. Those hippies like trees almost as much as we do, right?

[ShadowHammer]

You're pretty near the boarder of the Copper Banners, a mean old human empire.

Check the temperature. If it isn't going to be too cold, use your clothes as a sling/rope to hold the cheese in place, and sleep partially or completely nekkid.

We should find some elves to crash with for a spell. Those hippies like trees almost as much as we do, right?

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[Shadestyle]

can we crack under the pressure -now-?

[~Neri]

No. We get to crack in the middle of the night.

[Weirdsound]

No. We get to crack in the middle of the night.

can we crack under the pressure -now-?

I don't think crack exists in most fantasy settings :p

[3man75]

Get down from the tree and build a basic shelter. Reward self with another bite of delicious cheese.

[tntey]

Get down from the tree and build a basic shelter. Reward self with another bite of delicious cheese.

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[Nirur Torir]

Well now we're tied (and probably going to have a mental breakdown in the night regardless of where we sleep).

You're pretty near the boarder of the Copper Banners, a mean old human empire.

That's where we are now. It would be boring if we were on the boarder of two human-dominated empires.

[tntey]

Go to sleep

[IronyOwl]

Well now we're tied (and probably going to have a mental breakdown in the night regardless of where we sleep).

You're pretty near the boarder of the Copper Banners, a mean old human empire.

That's where we are now. It would be boring if we were on the boarder of two human-dominated empires.

We're pretty near the border of The Tongues of Slithering, an eldritch tentacled horror empire.

[3man75]

We are near the border of the Orcish Confederate Kingdom. They like subjugating anything non-orcish to be there slaves especially kobolds because the Orcs there think kobolds are pets kinda like humans think monkeys are "exotic" pets.

[~Neri]

Wouldn't being a pet be fairly easy living thoughs? Free food, cuddles, and petting~?

[Nirur Torir]

Sorry for the lack of updates today. I'm not good at this daily updates thing.

Wouldn't being a pet be fairly easy living thoughs? Free food, cuddles, and petting~?

Not under orcs, no.