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Author Topic: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread  (Read 4595 times)

dillonsup

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Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« on: August 30, 2014, 08:28:32 pm »

It Was Terrifying
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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2014, 09:10:47 pm »

Really? You had to make a thread for this?

I suppose it was inevitable...
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« Last Edit: August 30, 2014, 09:31:49 pm by Bumber »
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2014, 06:59:31 pm »

Life is in a word, death.

Praise birth!
 

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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2014, 11:11:48 am »

Though this thread is pointless...

I am compelled to continue!
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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2014, 01:26:52 pm »

*Get arm chopped off*
I think something suspicious is going on...
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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2014, 06:48:31 pm »

Shamefurr dispray! World is end! Commit sudoku!
« Last Edit: September 01, 2014, 06:57:51 pm by Kamamura »
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The entire content consists of senseless murder, a pile of faceless naked women and zero regard for human life in general, all in the service of the protagonist's base impulses. It is clearly a cry for help from a neglected, self absorbed and disempowered juvenile badly in need of affectionate guidance. What a sad, sad display.

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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2014, 10:51:45 pm »

Our time in the Domain of Hurricanes is so brief. Begone fear!
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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2014, 12:21:32 am »

Death is all around us.  I am not upset by this.
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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2014, 03:48:00 am »

In 1st of September, Magnumcannons right arm was chopped off in Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread.

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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2014, 06:01:10 am »

A few minutes ago, Ètur Windlace killed Àgo Sheepskin. I'm a little angry.
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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2014, 10:03:49 am »

In a time before time, someone attacked someone.
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Re: Dwarf Chat Simulator Thread
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2014, 10:34:23 am »

I found myself dead.
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