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[Orange Wizard]

SLEEP WITH DEATH'S EMPLOYER AND GET DEATH FIRED SO I CAN TAKE THE POSITION

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Take bits and pieces of the first draft and read them to the masses

SEE WHO ARE THE BEST OF THE FANFICTION WRITERS

(1+1) The first draft is nowhere near completion

Summon the old ones and direct them to japan.

(2) Japan kill those ones too (and guess what? They are still laughing at you)

SEND CULTISTS TO SOUTH KOREA TO STEAL MONEY TO MAKE SPACESHIP/FORT

(3) They slowly obtain money

SLEEP WITH DEATH'S EMPLOYER AND GET DEATH FIRED SO I CAN TAKE THE POSITION

(Auto fail) It doesn't work like that.
(5) You enough sleeping your the second in command and you get an gift from him/her

[Orange Wizard]

CONTINUE SLEEPING AROUND

ACQUIRE POWER

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

pray to the muse to help the writers

[Nidilap]

Start to extort businesses for "protection".

[Ama]

GAIN MORE CULTISTS

[drone1230]

Join game as a talking raccoon that crawled out of a nuclear dump.

[BadLemonsXI]

Stop someone's action.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Stop someone's action.

Order the wonderful nation of Britannia to attack Japan with their mecha.

Badlemons roll (1) You fail to do any meaningful thing to stop it.
(5) While The Mecha's attack japan, Japan start complaining about the fact that you send boss in Mook clothing to attack

CONTINUE SLEEPING AROUND

ACQUIRE POWER

(2) You are too tired to Acquire power

pray to the muse to help the writers

(5) The writers finish the writing and it is off high quality

Start to extort businesses for "protection".

(6) You do so, but some of the businesses started rebelling

GAIN MORE CULTISTS

(1) Some Leave the cult

Join game as a talking raccoon that crawled out of a nuclear dump.

(3) You spawn as an other-wise normal raccoon that can talk

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Make copies of the writing and have the most devout of the religion use the books to preach in the nation

[poketwo]

START GRANTING BOONS TO THE MOST DEVOUT OF MY WORSHIPERS

[Dorsidwarf]

Up the ante by crashing the moon into the earth.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Make copies of the writing and have the most devout of the religion use the books to preach in the nation

(4) Done, with good results all around

Have Italy gas Japan, teach them not to complain!

(1) Italy gases you and teach you not to complain, while japan starts getting it act together and destroying the mecha's

Up the ante by crashing the moon into the earth.

(6) Moving the moon is extremely difficult and dangerous and slow

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Have the most intelligent followers build a giant space craft large enough to house all of the followers

[drone1230]

Board the ship.