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[Nidilap]

Continue taking over city with my influence. Take over all illicit rings.

[Ama]

Create death cult that worships me.

[Beirus]

Continue becoming Uber-er predator.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

((Of course the RNG hates me...))

RESPAWN AS JAIL
IMPRISON POLICE WHO SHOT PAST ME

((...otherwise, stuff like this happens.))

((sigh, at least it's not an 1 for you))
(2) You Respawn as an normal person

Use laser to carve a hand with only the middle finger raised, on the moon

(6) you do so, but it cause so many nations to be heavily offended that they declare war against you

Continue taking over city with my influence. Take over all illicit rings.

(1) Thanks to police raids of some of your stashes, you lose some influence

Create death cult that worships me.

Create death cult that worships me.

(6) You create an death cult, but there is an rival cult who wants to shut your cult down

Continue becoming Uber-er predator.

(3) you Continue to do so, but it's still going to take a while

Let the Shadows kill everyone.

(1) The Shadows start torturing you

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Lazors.  Lazors everything!

[Ama]

Give my cult awsome death powers and order them to sacrifice the other cult.

[poketwo]

CREATE OAK TREE THAT ACORNS GIVE GODHOOD TO WHAT HUMAN EATS IT, KILLS ANYTHING THAT EATS ITS ACORNS THAT IS NOT HUMAN, QUICKLY FULLY GROWS THESE ACORNS BY THE HOUR, AND WHEN THE ACORN IS PLANTED IT GROWS INTO A FULL OAK TREE OF ITS SAME TYPE ANYWHERE.

[Orange Wizard]

EAT EVERYTHING UNTIL I TRANSCEND NORMALITY AND BECOME GOD

[Nidilap]

Bribe the shit out of the police so my further expansion won't be bothered.

[Beirus]

Grow into Uber-er predator already

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Lazors.  Lazors everything!

(1) your giant laser blows out, hurting you a lot

Give my cult awsome death powers and order them to sacrifice the other cult.

(5) You Become the only cult in the city thanks to you

Offer the Shadows the once-in-a-lifetime-opportunity of joining the Illuminati in exchange for my freedom.

(2) they decline the offer

CREATE OAK TREE THAT ACORNS GIVE GODHOOD TO WHAT HUMAN EATS IT, KILLS ANYTHING THAT EATS ITS ACORNS THAT IS NOT HUMAN, QUICKLY FULLY GROWS THESE ACORNS BY THE HOUR, AND WHEN THE ACORN IS PLANTED IT GROWS INTO A FULL OAK TREE OF ITS SAME TYPE ANYWHERE.

(6) The species of oak trees acorns only have an 1 in 8 chance of those effects when consumed

EAT EVERYTHING UNTIL I TRANSCEND NORMALITY AND BECOME GOD

(2) You become full very quickly

Bribe the shit out of the police so my further expansion won't be bothered.

(6) they accept the bribe, but you have to pay them every fortnight

Grow into Uber-er predator already

(6) You become the Uber-er predator, you also Have unending hunger

[Orange Wizard]

CONTINUE EATING
BECOME GOD

[Beirus]

Hunt things and eat them.

[poketwo]

EAT A ACORN

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

CONTINUE EATING
BECOME GOD

(2) You are still too full to eat anything

Mention that one of the Shadows are working for me, make my escape while they have their civil war.

(4) You successfully do so but now have an pack of shadows chasing you

Hunt things and eat them.

(3) you find that humans tastes disgusting

EAT A ACORN

(6) You ascend to godhood