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How should Saber Team attack the alien ship?

Attack head on
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Hide behind an asteroid
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Other (Specify in a reply)
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Audioworm333

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Re: Project Blackbox [6/6]
« Reply #195 on: October 20, 2014, 06:27:24 pm »
I shall wait.

And Remuthra, my apologies. I understand now. Thanks for the info.
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Re: Project Blackbox [6/6]
« Reply #196 on: October 20, 2014, 06:44:01 pm »
No problem :P.

Shouldn't I have a bowie machete, as well?
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Re: Project Blackbox [6/6]
« Reply #197 on: October 20, 2014, 07:51:38 pm »
I'll tack that on. I never compiled everyone's weapon requests in one place, so I'm asking now.
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Re: Project Blackbox [6/6]
« Reply #198 on: October 20, 2014, 08:04:24 pm »
Got it.
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Re: Project Blackbox [6/6]
« Reply #199 on: October 22, 2014, 04:44:27 pm »
This still gonna continue?
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
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Re: Project Blackbox [6/6]
« Reply #200 on: October 22, 2014, 05:01:04 pm »
Yep! Writing now.
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Quote from: The Mad Fool on February 27, 2013, 09:43:54 am
Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
Quote from: greatorder on September 07, 2014, 08:59:28 pm
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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Re: Project Blackbox [6/6]
« Reply #201 on: October 22, 2014, 07:15:27 pm »
EARTH ORBIT

The troop bay radio crackles, and the pilot starts addressing you.

"We're about to engage the drive! You should feel some acceleration, but that's normal!  Strap in and get ready!"

Just as you finish strapping in, the drive triggers and you are smashed flat back into your seat. Honestly, though, after the initial acceleration it isn't that bad - somewhat like driving in a very, very fast car. After a somewhat boring, albeit short, trip, the craft decelerates just as fast as it accelerated and you realize that you're at the asteroid belt.

Time for a vote: attack the alien craft head-on, or hide behind an asteroid and ambush?
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Quote from: The Mad Fool on February 27, 2013, 09:43:54 am
Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
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On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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Re: Project Blackbox [6/6]
« Reply #202 on: October 22, 2014, 07:23:29 pm »
"I'm thinking an ambush. The only problem would be them having sensors so they can catch us off guard."
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Re: Project Blackbox [6/6]
« Reply #203 on: October 22, 2014, 08:08:37 pm »
"Always better to strike hard and fast when your enemy doesn't expect it. Would be nice if we could surprise them, and sneak aboard."

Suddenly, Joe's eyes brighten.

"Say, we don't still have that drive aboard, do we?"
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Re: Project Blackbox [6/6]
« Reply #204 on: October 22, 2014, 08:49:38 pm »
"Yeah, the drive's still onboard. Not a one-and-done thing. What did you have in mind?" the pilot asks over the intercom.
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Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
Quote from: greatorder on September 07, 2014, 08:59:28 pm
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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Re: Project Blackbox [6/6]
« Reply #205 on: October 23, 2014, 05:09:46 am »
"Let's say we gun this thing and ram her open. Shock and awe."
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Re: Project Blackbox [6/6]
« Reply #206 on: October 23, 2014, 09:20:28 pm »
The pilot chuckles. "That might work, but we'd run the risk of completely destroying the enemy ship. We're still not quite sure exactly how much energy bleeds off forward of the craft into the energy cone. Let's table that one for now."
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Quote from: The Mad Fool on February 27, 2013, 09:43:54 am
Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
Quote from: greatorder on September 07, 2014, 08:59:28 pm
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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Re: Project Blackbox [6/6]
« Reply #207 on: October 24, 2014, 02:46:03 am »
"Damn. Would've been just like an action movie."
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Re: Project Blackbox [6/6]
« Reply #208 on: October 26, 2014, 08:09:27 am »
SHAMELESS BUMP!
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
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Re: Project Blackbox [6/6]
« Reply #209 on: October 27, 2014, 02:46:58 pm »
Noted. All right, here goes the write-up...

FLIGHT RECORDER 001-ALPHA
INIT SYSTEM BOOT.........COMPLETE
INIT LAUNCH TRACKING.........COMPLETE
MEMORY CHECK.........RAM OK ROM OK
INIT RECORDING SYSTEM.........COMPLETE
FUEL: 88%
WEAPONRY: SHRIKE MISSILES 4/4
HULL INTEGRITY: 100%

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
//N.B. All times are from mission start as indicated by the pilot of the craft.

RECORDING BEGINS

PILOT: This is, ah, Captain Joe Baldwin, starting the op recorder for analysis of the alien craft's performance. Local time is, ah, well guess there isn't a local time. Start time is 1400 Zulu, then. I'm maneuvering the craft around behind an asteroid to ambush the hostile.

MANEUVERING THRUSTERS FIRED - 87% FUEL REMAINING

PILOT: All right, there we go. Hold on, what's that?

RADIATION DETECTED - DISTANCE UNKNOWN

PILOT: Bastard's got his radar on. Now I've got you right where I want you...

INIT RADAR SYSTEMS.........COMPLETE
TARGET ACQUIRED
MULTIPLE TARGET AREAS DETECTED
1. HIGH HEAT - LIKELY ENGINES
2. LOW HEAT - LIKELY HULL
3. RADIATION SOURCE - LIKELY RADAR
4. TRANSMISSION SOURCE - LIKELY BRIDGE
SELECT TARGET
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Quote from: The Mad Fool on February 27, 2013, 09:43:54 am
Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
Quote from: greatorder on September 07, 2014, 08:59:28 pm
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.
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